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by Pariah Dog
Tue Aug 06, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8271
Views: 945872

Yeah, the end boss being a solo fight meant you weren't always as prepared for him as you thought. It makes having a good enough build to win a bit more satisfying, though. Grenades/mines do solve a lot of problems (also, beating the arena in the first area at level 1 so you can be Jedi 19/mundane ...
by Pariah Dog
Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:44 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8271
Views: 945872

Kotor guides are routinely written by paint huffers, yes. For some reason there's a bunch of people who assumed that piling a bunch of feats into the same gimmick is automagically More Better but ultimately you can beat the game just by being some asshole with power attack and enough bonuses that y...
by Pariah Dog
Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Final Fantasy XiV
Replies: 20
Views: 8795

That sums up the two endgame story raids to ARR. Unskippable cutscenes of the bosses monologuing then they drop before I can get 3 rotations in.
by Pariah Dog
Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Final Fantasy XiV
Replies: 20
Views: 8795

Started this on free trial a few months back. Picked up a legit copy last month and completed the UTTER SLOG that is post ARR content to start HW.
by Pariah Dog
Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:23 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8271
Views: 945872

It's been all downhill for them since Jill of the Jungle. I know you're being facetious, but I loved Jazz Jackrabbit, OMF2097, Tyrian, and Unreal Tournament. On a more dogpile on Epic for being shitlords note. Look at the relation between them and PC *snnrk* Gamer *chortle* magazine in the last few...
by Pariah Dog
Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8271
Views: 945872

I recall when EA said they were going to do that with Battlefield 2142 and gamers lost their collective shit over it, now they're like "Meh". I truly mourn the direction the hobby is going. On a less depressing note, I've looked at Octopath Traveler since it got ported to PC and it looks l...
by Pariah Dog
Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:22 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Smash Brothers
Replies: 205
Views: 90941

Figured I'd beat Shrapnel to this.

The hero from Dragon Warrior and Banjo/Kazooie are to be in Smash.
by Pariah Dog
Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What is the point of skill points?
Replies: 7
Views: 2230

That was one of the things 4E kinda did right IMO *ducks hurled tomatos* with the "pick skills you're trained in". but in 3.PF the only skills you're not continuing to sink points into to stay on the treadmill is either meeting Presitage Class requirements, crap you're throwing 5 ranks in ...
by Pariah Dog
Sat May 18, 2019 12:34 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Avengers Endgame (Contains ALL THE SPOILERS)
Replies: 111
Views: 32139

Given that was blatantly Hemsworth in a fat suit and/or CGI-ing his head onto a fatter body, I suspect that Thor and Quill will be competing to get back into shape. Recall that in Infinity War they told Quill he was getting fat - I could totally see them both spamming crunches together or something...
by Pariah Dog
Thu May 16, 2019 5:39 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Avengers Endgame (Contains ALL THE SPOILERS)
Replies: 111
Views: 32139

Speaking of comic book science that makes no goddamn sense:

The Sorceress Supreme told Hulk that the infinity stones are responsible for maintaining the flow of time. In the future the stones are gone because Thanos blew them up. Shouldn't this put an end to the whole time/space continuum?
by Pariah Dog
Wed May 15, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Avengers Endgame (Contains ALL THE SPOILERS)
Replies: 111
Views: 32139

Frankly, I wanted the two of them to pitch Red Skull off the cliff instead.
by Pariah Dog
Sun May 12, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: From the Depths of Wikipedia
Replies: 2956
Views: 426964

Played that. It's amusing.
by Pariah Dog
Fri May 03, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 502604

I wonder if it really matters at this point. The design has already made the very concept of the movie a joke at this point. The fact that rando fans on the interwebs figured out what would look better than the highly paid professionals aside this whole thing has to be deeply embarrassing for the s...
by Pariah Dog
Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:17 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 502604

Jamie was barely able to keep himself from getting murdered until Bronn saved his ass in Dorne. Also the books have him montage training with Ilyn Payne as well as using the illiterate mute as a confessional.
by Pariah Dog
Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:33 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 502604

Thoughts on GoTs episode Jon Snow pinned by the undead dragon behind a wall. Solution is apparently to stand up and fucking yell at it instead of say trying to stab it with your undead killing magical sword. Lyanna Mormont running at the giant screaming basically drawing attention to herself fucking...
by Pariah Dog
Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Zombie DOOM mod
Replies: 36
Views: 17797

My brother would probably be interested in this, he plays a lot of old doom mods.
by Pariah Dog
Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:55 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Fightan games
Replies: 20
Views: 12256

I want to get into a 2d fighter again but I have a confession -- I really don't like meters in fighting games. That rules out pretty much every modern 2d fighter. Well if you're willing to do old school fighters, One Must Fall 2097. It's an old DOS era fighter that I'm 90% sure is abandonware by no...
by Pariah Dog
Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3803
Views: 949372

Well if companies employ the 2) only sane option in vast enough numbers that the EU nation finds itself cut off from most of the internet they can then go bitch at their lawmakers to get the shit show overturned. And likely told to go fuck themselves.
by Pariah Dog
Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:13 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 1009477

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by Pariah Dog
Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 1009477

Butt jokes aside, I'm more upset that the planets are out order.
by Pariah Dog
Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Feats: success or failiure
Replies: 43
Views: 7046

What are some potential viable alternatives? Had a DM hand out bonus feats are part of quest rewards or as bonus objectives (though it might be kind of silly that "For stopping the [Team monster] from making off with the [MacGuffin] That Bob the Wizard gets the Extend Spell feat, Dan the Range...
by Pariah Dog
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:50 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Combat where a backup weapon is handy to have
Replies: 41
Views: 6283

I think the whole "Backup weapon" thing at least as far as modern setting goes stems mostly from Video games where you run out of ammo on your primary weapon and its faster to pull a pistol and shoot the guy 1-2 more times than it is to reload the primary.
by Pariah Dog
Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:59 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: 4th edition D&D.
Replies: 202
Views: 84775

From the 4E PHB: You gain a bonus to opportunity attacks equal to your Wisdom modifier. An enemy struck by your opportunity attack stops moving, if a move provoked the attack. If it still has actions remaining, it can use them to resume moving. Come and get it was a 3 square AOE that moved targets 2...
by Pariah Dog
Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Superhero RPG that is not about wizards
Replies: 152
Views: 24203

F4ntastic was a stupid movie because it was basically Fox throwing a temper tantrum after having his X-Men crap movies repeatedly panned. I thought it was shovelware to keep sitting on the rights to the F4 since they were being stubborn holdouts about the character rights they had unlike Sony who w...
by Pariah Dog
Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:07 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 722685

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:Sounds to me like wanting to marry somebody for the money while still getting to have sex with whoever she finds more physically appealing . .
Sounds like a good deal to me, I'd get remarried for money.
Good deal for you, not so much for the other person.