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by hyzmarca
Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:23 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Weapon Styles, Basket Weaving, and Concept Obsolesence
Replies: 669
Views: 62542

Vader would still be Vader if he used a glaive, though he wouldn't be nearly as entrenched in pop cultural memory if Lucas went with his original idea for his outfit to just be a once-scene spacesuit rather than 24-hour armor. The the thing about Vaders Suit and Boba Fett's armor is that they aren'...
by hyzmarca
Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Weapon Styles, Basket Weaving, and Concept Obsolesence
Replies: 669
Views: 62542

but if the straw poll is taken and the party decides to go on the adventure for the Sorrow Sword instead of the Ax of the Dwarven Lords your character had better be playable. And the character would be just fine, if enchantments could be transferred. No, he wouldn't. Because instead of having the A...
by hyzmarca
Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:44 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Horizontal advancement is not a substitute for vertical.
Replies: 27
Views: 4933

Main flaws with your critique of horizontal advancement: 1. You don't have to do overlap. There is literally no reason why you can't come up with an infinite number of Fighter tricks that never overlap with Wizard tricks, other than your own lack of creativity from a design standpoint. Really? How ...
by hyzmarca
Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:40 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What is with the entitlement? (shadzar stay out)
Replies: 774
Views: 68646

You can have consequences without having permadeath. A TPK doesn't have to end the session, you can easily rule that the characters are just knocked out and and thrown into Venger's dungeon while he completes a ritual that transforms him into a god. So now instead of the level 10 wizard that you'll ...
by hyzmarca
Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:04 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Wealth
Replies: 21
Views: 3026

Except those systems are very shitty. Because they mandate that you tell Wolverine he absolutely cannot get on one of the motorcycle's on the street because that would be like getting free super-speed, and that is some verisimilitude breaking bullshit. Sure you could let him do it once but what's t...
by hyzmarca
Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Actual Anatomy of Failed Design: Diplomacy
Replies: 834
Views: 86654

High level characters don't bathe, they Prestidigitate. Many of them don't sleep, and if they do sleep they do so surrounded by wards and alarms and preferably in a dimension low-level characters can't even access. High-level characters don't keep their wealth in banks because they have bags of hol...
by hyzmarca
Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Weapon Styles, Basket Weaving, and Concept Obsolesence
Replies: 669
Views: 62542

The benefits of random treasure drops described here seem to depend on ALL treasure being random. Is that really a realistic goal? Every campaign is going to have recurring enemy types with signature weapons, or an NPC whose equipment you selected to supplement his fighting style or his role in the...
by hyzmarca
Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Weapon Styles, Basket Weaving, and Concept Obsolesence
Replies: 669
Views: 62542

Alternatively, going back to Wheel of Time references, what if I decide I want to play an Aeil. They have major issues against using swords. Sure it might not actually matter, and if they got one they could in theory use it, but they have a specific code that says "I won't touch a sword to sav...
by hyzmarca
Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:15 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: ideas that need to go away
Replies: 403
Views: 37928

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Ah, I have been instructed. I thought the older version was called Chainmail. My apologies.
Chainmail is a pure wargame without significant roleplaying elements. The original D&D was loosely based on it and and you could easily slot the Chainmail rules in for large battles.
by hyzmarca
Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:44 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Actual Anatomy of Failed Design: Diplomacy
Replies: 834
Views: 86654

You can write your "system" there hymarca a lot more clearly as follows. The GM listens to your proposal and based on how it makes him feel in his ass he pulls a number out of it between -120 (or less) and +145 (or more). Precisely what roll or mechanic this modifier interacts with is unc...
by hyzmarca
Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:30 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Actual Anatomy of Failed Design: Diplomacy
Replies: 834
Views: 86654

Attitude Modifier Ranges from -10 (loves you to death, would happily die for you) to +20 (his hatred for you burns hotter than the fires of hell) Trust Modifier (Default 0, ranges from +10 to -10 depending on your reputation and past dealings with the target) Leverage Modifier (what's the chances th...
by hyzmarca
Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:39 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Board-Game: Most useless Piece of Dialogue in a Movie
Replies: 34
Views: 6631

I've seen Hayden Christensen act in many other movies. I've seen Natalie Portman act in many other movies. The mess that is Starwars 2/3 is all about the writing and the Director. Hayden is actually a fine actor, and with the right direction would have been fine with Anakin. The problem is that Ana...
by hyzmarca
Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:35 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Immortal elves and skills
Replies: 46
Views: 5766

Well, it makes sense that whatever magic prevents their brains from degrading over time also keeps their memories fresh. Hence they're got perfectly clear highlander flashback powers.

Let's face it, if they were constrained by real world neurology they'd all be senile as hell.
by hyzmarca
Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Midgard Wrestling Championship
Replies: 37
Views: 4956

Josh's backstory is entirely too complex. The backstory could honestly just be "Sacred Combat to secure the blessings of the Gods." and go from there. Or how about this: the matches have actual political significance. A long time ago a bunch of powerful guys conquered the world and instit...
by hyzmarca
Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:17 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Politics] Abortion Failure Megathread
Replies: 868
Views: 64260

She wasn't even accused of murder. -Username17 Indeed. According to Gx, she was accused of Murber. Now, I'm not sure what murber is, but that's what Gx is trying to discuss and I think we should respect him by staying on-topic. She was convicted of second-degree murder, and then the conviction was ...
by hyzmarca
Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:57 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A D&D empire, 200 years in - what makes it collapse?
Replies: 89
Views: 7479

How about this: The Empire is founded by secular humanist Ur-Priests and runs almost entirely on stolen divine magic, with very little arcane influence. The Ur-Priest overlords smash and burn the temples of the gods, outlaw their religions, and generally stamp out theism wheverever they find it in ...
by hyzmarca
Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:09 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A D&D empire, 200 years in - what makes it collapse?
Replies: 89
Views: 7479

How about this: The Empire is founded by secular humanist Ur-Priests and runs almost entirely on stolen divine magic, with very little arcane influence. The Ur-Priest overlords smash and burn the temples of the gods, outlaw their religions, and generally stamp out theism wheverever they find it in o...
by hyzmarca
Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:01 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Enslaving the gods
Replies: 8
Views: 1220

Enslaving the gods

After an utterly bizarre dream involving Zeus, King of the gods, chained to plow on a Southern Plantation and the plantation owner simply explaining to a religiously devout foreigner that in their country men to do not serve the gods, the gods serve men, I just can't get this idea for a setting out ...
by hyzmarca
Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:51 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Politics] Abortion Failure Megathread
Replies: 868
Views: 64260

Psychic Robot wrote:canadian woman murders her baby, gets 16 days in jail

there is no slippery slope you ignorant conservatards IT'S A LOGICAL FALLACY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SLIPPERY SLOPE
Her baby's dead, isn't that punishment enough?
by hyzmarca
Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:52 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What is morality, anyway?
Replies: 62
Views: 9096

Statistically, teen sex isn't much of a problem. Statistically, teens are having less sex than they were two decades ago, they're having it later, they're having it less often, and are more responsible about it. We've got the highest rates of teen condom use ever in the history of teens and condoms....
by hyzmarca
Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:56 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A D&D empire, 200 years in - what makes it collapse?
Replies: 89
Views: 7479

I'm always leery of bringing science into D&D. For one, I'm dis-knowledgeable enough about science that such a world would not necessarily have any more verisimilitude than something I made up. Secondly, I'm not sure I really want my world to be scientifically accurate. It kinda makes things I ...
by hyzmarca
Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:50 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What is morality, anyway?
Replies: 62
Views: 9096

The questions are bullshit. If you actually have moral clarity, you don't have moral dilemmas. Moral dilemmas only exist if your rules conflict with your gut. If you ditch the stupid rules and have moral clarity, you don't have moral dilemmas. You have choices where there are options that are wrong...
by hyzmarca
Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:36 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A D&D empire, 200 years in - what makes it collapse?
Replies: 89
Views: 7479

In the case of 50 Gold Pieces to an Iron Wall (more like an Iron sheet , or 1-2" thick slab); the highly corrosion resistant gold, with a higher amount of neutrons, protons and electrons; gets rendered down, and the fission energy by-product gets recollected to form more iron (the energy to ma...
by hyzmarca
Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A D&D empire, 200 years in - what makes it collapse?
Replies: 89
Views: 7479

The practice of using long effreet chains to get huge numbers of wishes eventually leads to catastrophe as the total number of effreet in the world increases the mass of the planet to the point that surface gravity becomes intolerable. A sufficiently large effreet chain would eventually create a bla...
by hyzmarca
Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:47 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Army of Evil Pacifists and Giant Chickens
Replies: 55
Views: 8043

So it's basically The Iron Dream without the parody?