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by infected slut princess
Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:31 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How to Deal With: Fighter Fappers.
Replies: 13
Views: 4468

How to Deal With: Fighter Fappers.

Anyone who is not retarded understands the inherent limitations of the Fighter Class. Anyone does not understand this is a Fighter Fapper. Fighter Fappers want their character to be the "hero" who gets the best artifact sword, strikes the killing blow on the final boss, and shags all the p...
by infected slut princess
Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:15 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fighter Thread [Tome]
Replies: 54
Views: 10430

Problem Solver can get an insane amount of versatility (a lot of which can help out of combat as well) if you use it with 'non-core' homebrew Combat feats such as Divine Agent for any Cleric Domain power that your deity covers, Scaling Martial Study for a bunch of maneuvers from two disciplines ( w...
by infected slut princess
Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:49 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Give me 5e, broken over thine knee!
Replies: 80
Views: 33126

I think hiding behind a locked door pretty much breaks the game. Defeats most enemies..
by infected slut princess
Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:45 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Real world archery is badass, sword fappers can suck it
Replies: 61
Views: 11326

Look, Ryu Hyabusa fights with a sword, twf swords, a giant sword, a staff, a bow, shuriken, a scythe, tonfa, a spear gun, a kusari-gama, a flail, nunchucks, claw/talon things. He is the most bad ass dude in history so people who want to be fighting weapon dudes should be like him. He also uses ninja...
by infected slut princess
Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:03 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Zero Buzz on 5E...Is It Dead Out The Gate?
Replies: 2279
Views: 309890

This Eberron stuff is a joke. Mearls is a loser. He writes: These game mechanics are in draft form, usable in your campaign but not fully tempered by playtests and design iterations. They are highly volatile and might be unstable; if you use them, be ready to rule on any issues that come up. They’re...
by infected slut princess
Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:40 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Check out these crazy pictures from North Korea
Replies: 37
Views: 6180

LOL!! Uhh. Lord Mistfuck, you are an idiot. The only thing offensive in this thread is how fucking dumb you are. Maybe you need to learn to read. I think the person who needs to learn how to read is you, I was clearly responding to tussok. It wasn't even remotely about you Ha! I stand corrected. I ...
by infected slut princess
Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:32 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

Paying taxes is a poor people thing. True success is using government money to lobby for your own tax cuts as a non-profit organization. If you aren't one of the elite few who can do that, then you are just one of the countless poor suckers who is doing more work for less real compensation than the...
by infected slut princess
Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:19 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

Well I finished watching the second episode of that show. Y'know, in the first episode I felt sorry for the one guy who couldn't even make it through his own wedding due to his out-of-control obesity. That's kinda sad. But the family in the second episode were all losers, except for the kids who had...
by infected slut princess
Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:56 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Real world archery is badass, sword fappers can suck it
Replies: 61
Views: 11326

Nynaeve needs to be kicked out of the Fellowship because she is a wretched bitch. Nothing to do with Conan.
by infected slut princess
Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: No we still need to design games around physical dice?
Replies: 16
Views: 2789

But you can copy them and email them to people. If they don't have computers it's definitely a problem
by infected slut princess
Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:35 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: No we still need to design games around physical dice?
Replies: 16
Views: 2789

Dicking around on smartphones for your RNG is a fucking terrible idea and anyone suggesting that... well, they should be really ashamed. I can only think that they have no often played real RPGs with real people at real tables. Rolling physical dice is fun! Especially a d20 or a fistful of dice. Tha...
by infected slut princess
Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:54 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Check out these crazy pictures from North Korea
Replies: 37
Views: 6180

LOL!! Uhh. Lord Mistfuck, you are an idiot. The only thing offensive in this thread is how fucking dumb you are. Maybe you need to learn to read. If some of you weren't totally retarded (hard to imagine, I know), you may have noticed I didn't say anything about "don't believe the media" or...
by infected slut princess
Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:03 am
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: TGDMB is boring, needs more conflict.
Replies: 20
Views: 15126

Sakuya: That Shitmuffin guy is easily one of the most annoying posters I have ever seen and reading the threads with him participating makes me want to die. He isn't even a useful foil for good ideas because he is so damn annoying. Anyone remember that Random Casualty guy? I disagreed with most of w...
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:46 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

Mistborn, quit your whiny bitching and stay out of this thread. Let us return to the more interesting issue of subsidizing obesity. Obesity is generally considered bad for various reasons. In a public healthcare system, it consumes a lot of resources as well. What do TGDMB socialists think should be...
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:34 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

Lord Mistborn wrote: You don't troll the god damn Gaming Den if you're a well adjusted and successful person.
Correction: You don't have more than 1000 posts at the Gaming Den if you are a well-adjusted and successful person.
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

Oh look! Shrapnel is a loser.

Mistfuck -- please. I'm not mad. I'm sexy, and insulting you amuses me greatly. Life is pretty good overall. But I do feel a bit sorry for you because you are smelly.
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:20 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Check out these crazy pictures from North Korea
Replies: 37
Views: 6180

Check out these crazy pictures from North Korea

These are really interesting photos. They were taken by some kind of tour guide in places that are legal to go. They show what seem to be wealthier people by North Korean standards, maybe more "middle-class" by our Western standards. Actually a lot of it looks pretty "Western" ov...
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1699280

ishy wrote:.... and they know what happened to their own rewrite of the stealth minigame.
Pardon me, but what did Pathfucker do with the stealth minigame? I know they combined skills but did they actually change it to try and, I dunno, make it work at all? I'm out of the loop of Pathfucker stealth.
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:53 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

If you subsidize obesity, you will get more obesity. Lord Mistfuck: Your response is laughable and pathetic. I do not need to be lectured by a lowlife welfare-bum with an internet connection who contributes nothing to society like yourself. Unlike you and most people at the TGDMB, I am a net tax-pro...
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:22 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)
Replies: 28
Views: 5052

I found a rad show(Mistborn forbidden due to retardation)

It's called TOO FAT TO WORK

http://youtu.be/0NekSX4JGwY

I recommend this show because it gives an insightful look into the world of fat welfare bums.

I give it Five out of Five Slutty Holes.

What do you people think of this show?
by infected slut princess
Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:03 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 413086

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIRE MEARLS
by infected slut princess
Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:24 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: The New/Redone Monsters Thread
Replies: 384
Views: 506579

I might be reaching here, but I don't think D&D games need a monster that blasts acid shit out of its anus. Any reasonable person would just get up and walk out of a game where that monster showed up.

It does, however, need a Shit Golem. Or maybe a Shit Elemental.
by infected slut princess
Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:01 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: American Sniper Fappers
Replies: 28
Views: 8591

People who want to see a good film about the American soldiers as victims of Iraq and the heartbreaking effects of PTSD should watch In the Valley of Elah. Warning: It will crush your soul. But it is very good. Oh yeah. My heart is breaking. "Soldiers as victims of Iraq." Give me a break....
by infected slut princess
Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: American Sniper Fappers
Replies: 28
Views: 8591

Lord Mistborn wrote:
You know it's always disheartening when a fellow Denner outs themselves as a horrible person. Get over yourself, there are no barbarians at the goddamn gates and this is the safest time in human history.
You're all horrible people. Get over yourself.
by infected slut princess
Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:48 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Redhurst Academy of Magic
Replies: 69
Views: 40437

Ahh, I'll never forget that summer in Wayne County... Good times. Mostly.