The Gaming Den

It's not that big of a deal, it just bothered me that he couldn't pay $10 to save me $57. That's just being an ass, and he definitely had ten dollars he could have put in the tank. He's kind of stupid though, so he may have just not realized what the gas level was or been smart enough to check the p...

God damnited. Everyone saying "less classes" needs to learn a fucking grammar lesson. It's fewer if you are talking about a thing you can easily count and less if you are talking about something less quantifiable. "fewer peanuts in this container" "Less ale in this barrel&qu...

For those who have followed my rant series: The asshat moved out before Christmas. I rented a Uhaul for him since he could barely afford the new place, and he gave me cash in advance to pay for it. Lo and behold, he went over the milage (they gave him FAR MORE than enough, he must have gone to visit...

It takes an impressive drunk-dar to tell that he's drunk over the Internet. Kudos. As an interesting note, my grammar seems to improve the more drunk I become. I got tanked in college and ended up going down the female section of the dorms, writing haiku's on every whiteboard I saw and signing them ...

To be honest, I had to google it to found out who rapped (is that what you call it?) those lyrics. Jay Z was the first hit, so I just kinda assumed it was him.

It's kind of awesome that Ice Cube said that. All I remember him from is those children's movies and Anaconda.

I don't think I've seen a single martial character in PF who has a cha above 10. It's usually 7, to be completely honest. List of PF characters I've played with and their Cha: Elf Wizard: Cha 7. Elf Fighter: Cha 7. Human Sorcerer: Cha 20. Dwarf Cleric: Cha 13 Human Ranger: Cha 7 Half-orc Fighter: Ch...

That is totally not the best option. 1. Find a friend who's in a similar situation 2. Become roommates (and thus be able to afford a decent place)! 3. Play Mario kart/Smash brothers all the time. You need to stop worrying about women so much. I believe it was the great philosopher Jay-Z who once sai...

but newb, it IS doing good for him. He gets to live as hedonistically as he can afford at my expense! I've got a pretty humble place (< 1000 sq ft), but compared to his old place that got condemned or any of his previous residences it's Buckingham palace. He seriously said he wants to live in my dam...

This guy isn't even my friend, he's a friend's friend who I happened to live near and he made a decent enough first impression that I was willing to help him out. I gave him a deadline of Christmas, and I'm hoping that he sticks with it. I'll begin dropping subtle hints to remind him soon, such as a...

As an update to my Internet Rant Series: Guy who lives with me now believes he is entitled to my fucking food after buying chicken once. Now, I know that he did spend more on the chicken than I did. He's also begun referring to the room he sleeps in as his own room rather than the temporary residenc...

Holy shit, Count you are severely unlucky. If you've got a solid education you can probably just try and ride that to a good job and not mention the shitty jobs. I did this for my resume and only mentioned substitute teaching, freelance IT work and a work-for-free internship that I did during colleg...

Sentences: Kind of like reeses.

For added horror, I bet the guy who bought the mascot costume also bought the life-size plush.

He's going to make a double rainbow, if you will.

That's what I'm talking about, graphs and explanations! The DoD cuts are supposed to start in 2013, which is a while off, but it's still a thing. While it likely won't go through because we are very bad at getting things done, it still made me kind of hopeful that shit would get done eventually. I'd...

I can't imagine that mascot costume is being used for anything fucked up at all.

A Frank post, excellent. You took one paragraph, ignored where I said taxing the rich is fine and actually relevant, said you would pick the McJobs thing apart but won't because it's confusing (without explaining why), and then said I make gigantic leaps to hyperbole with, again, no fucking explanat...

I dunno, you can kind of...clomp ingredients between two hooves or something? Maybe carry things in your mouth? I'm sure it would be incredibly difficult, but probably not impossible.

Maybe they get a unicorn to help? Unicorns don't have any of these problems.

Kaelik, you ruined my pony-math joke so hard

Edit: to the above.

1) Magic, she uses magic.

2) Rainbows always occur when you break the sound barrier? I'm no scientist.

3) I guess she has a cookbook or something?

4) The stare.

What? Whoa, I don't work at a fast food place, but you work that sort of job to pay for shit you need while you're looking for a good job. It's stupid to tell people "don't take fast food jobs" when they're jobs that are completely necessary. Everyone in school ends up working a shitty job...

I was clicking around threads and somebody had linked to the Huffington Post, which ended up getting me to Michael Moore's blog . I knew he was a self-righteous douchenoozle before, but he did have something to say that was so incredibly stupid that I need to complain about it on a tabletop gaming f...

Sweetie Belle is comprised entirely of marshmallows. Marshmallows are not dignified. Sweetie Belle is not dignified. A = B B = C A = C Wrong. X is composed of Ys is not the same as X=Y. Fine, we need to find out how many marshmallows she is made of in order to determine how undignified she is. I as...

Sweetie Belle is comprised entirely of marshmallows. Marshmallows are not dignified. Sweetie Belle is not dignified.

A = B

B = C

A = C

Hey, I'm going to have to roll a nat 20 to get even the greasiest skank to go out with me instead of someone with more money. Might as well power attack for full and swing for the fences for someone awesome, I say! You need line of effect first, though. It isn't tough to get line of effect to greas...

I've been a bad member though, I haven't even caught up with all of season 2 yet. I did manage to get the thread onto the wonderful subject of pony bedroom eyes though, so that's a plus. Does everyone have a photobucket (or flickr? Whatever the kids are using these days) full of ponies or something?...

What the fuck is up with Monte and stupid pictures with unfunny captions?

God, he can't make rules or jokes. Why does anyone think this person is a good designer? He spews more retarded shit than a sperg with cholera.