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by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:47 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-political] News that makes you Laugh/Cry/Both...
Replies: 3480
Views: 458852

Sounds scratchy and unpleasant. I'd rather undo my belt.
by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:57 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-political] News that makes you Laugh/Cry/Both...
Replies: 3480
Views: 458852

I've gotten injuries to the junkal region when it rests on the opened zipper while urinating. Nothing serious, but I have a scar near the base from it.

Not that any of you needed to know that.
by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:28 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR Request Thread
Replies: 657
Views: 171796

I love the visuals of Ravenloft, I love many of the NPCs in Ravenloft, hell I even loved some of the new base classes (Like the dual-specialized necromancer/diviner). But even though I love reading gothic horror (and really they tried to get the point that Gothic writing is fueled by sadness rather ...
by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:18 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 503405

Hellboy: Blood and Iron lost me at that end. I was entertained through most of it, but the ending? When everyone failed at the end, all of a sudden they all got super powers (or put down the idiot ball for a few seconds) and won at the last minute. To the point where it didn't make any goddamn sense...
by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:02 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Factol's Manifesto
Replies: 328
Views: 112348

I'm stealing these ideas for my homebrew campaign setting. I'm keeping the elemental planes because they're written in my world and are considered important, I'm chucking all the outer planes and making the more interesting/less stupid ones planets. Baator and the Abyssal Hegemony could work as riva...
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:20 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Factol's Manifesto
Replies: 328
Views: 112348

Why set a "the players can never be powerful enough to do XX or YY" level when I have found that player boredom and DM fatigue tends to limit PC power on its own?
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:18 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 723711

Where do I find the touchpad settings? Do it step by step from the start menu, every google search I've done assumed I already knew where the touchpad settings were.

I don't like feeling this stupid, for the record...
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:08 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Time Lord
Replies: 24
Views: 16975

I think I dated a girl that took Screaming as one of her skills...
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:04 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 723711

Windows 8 question that no one seems to be able to answer: When I have multiple window open, the screen switches between them when I move the cursor with the touchpad on my laptop. If I change it on purpose, it usually switches back when I move the cursor over from the corner. When I move the cursor...
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:55 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Factol's Manifesto
Replies: 328
Views: 112348

That's the Mercykillers. Fun fact: the first time my players entered Sigil, one of the Mercykillers tried to arrest one of the players for screaming "GIANT FROG" in public. It didn't take, and when the players were done killing them, everyone went back to their drinks and didn't care. I wa...
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:01 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 2e Monster Manual "Review" Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 189
Views: 94167

Funny thing is if you keep centipedes, you need two tanks. You need to put a smaller one inside a bigger one. The reason is those fuckers can move faster than you can see, and if you don't have the second tank to slow them down they WILL escape. I think centipedes are cool to look at but I would NOT...
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:57 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 642376

Managed to get my car. I decided to not get a loan at all and just buy a car with the money I saved up. It's got some years on it, but it's solid and has a good engine. It should last me for a while. Have a new job, walked out of the old one without notice because the manager wouldn't stop staring a...
by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:00 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-political] News that makes you Laugh/Cry/Both...
Replies: 3480
Views: 458852

If someone finds either the nude cheat or the hot coffee mod to the universe, let me know.
by Ted the Flayer
Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:50 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 642376

So, haggling on a car price.

Let's say (to give an example), that I'm looking at a car at a lot that they have 10k on, and KBB says is worth 8.5k. How far should I try to haggle the price down?
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:17 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 2e Monster Manual "Review" Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 189
Views: 94167

Like the Famine Spirit.
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:08 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Savage Species: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Replies: 104
Views: 39178

Chapter 11: Becoming a Monster[/b] This chapter is hilarious. First off, it desribes what happens when you take a huge jump in LA. You need to gain ALL the experience before leveling again, and since you have such a high level you cause the whole party to get less experience. So not only do you scr...
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:19 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 723711

I can understand being pissed about vandalism or theft or other such act. I don't know the huge problem with people saying words on the internet? I don't know about anyone else, but I am bombarded on all sides by people with power who do nothing but use that power to make everyone else's lives miser...
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:06 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Savage Species: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Replies: 104
Views: 39178

Sorry about the delay, I was having computer issues. However, they are now resolved with me getting a new computer for my birthday. And let me tell you, it is a fucking HORSE. So here goes, I think I might be able to finish this up. Continuing with the templates... Symbiotic Creature : The first thi...
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:29 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 2e Monster Manual "Review" Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 189
Views: 94167

I like reading reviews about the MONSTREOUS manual
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:20 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 973995

The best way for the BBEG to deal with a party of adventurers who might eventually level up and threaten him is to kill them and turn them into undead. Not because he would have control over them, but because that would permanently fuck up their leveling. Killing someone costs them one level. Killi...
by Ted the Flayer
Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:06 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 973995

Alright, here's a game question. For years, I've been using templated undead a great deal, making all undead similar to Vampire/Vampire Spawn (A 1-3 HD humanoid becomes a ghoul, a 4 hd humanoid becomes a ghast, anything with 5 or more becomes a Gravetouched Ghoul, and so forth for all spawning undea...
by Ted the Flayer
Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:08 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 2e Monster Manual "Review" Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 189
Views: 94167

Re: Shadzar's post.

Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the DICK today.
by Ted the Flayer
Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:29 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Savage Species: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Replies: 104
Views: 39178

Chapter 8: Campaigns There is literally nothing to say about this chapter. It's two pages. I am not shitting you, it is two fucking pages. It has some awesome pencil artwork on the first page (art in this book has been top-notch, I can't deny it), but the chapter is fapping over alignment and how i...
by Ted the Flayer
Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:29 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Friendship is Magic
Replies: 772
Views: 156000

Prak_Anima wrote: Also, I'm amused that you call out Dash and Pinkie for dying sooner due to lifestyle. I'm not saying I disagree, necessarily, just amused.
If Dash doesn't die young, she'll end up like the old WWI Flying Ace in The Mummy (the first Brendan Frasier one).
by Ted the Flayer
Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:50 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Savage Species: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Replies: 104
Views: 39178

Chapter 7: Prestige Classes This is another chapter that I have been wanting to review. There isn't a useful prestige class in this book. NONE. There's two that break the game right in half in the right hands, and the rest are indefensible from a powergaming perspective, or a roleplaying perspectiv...