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And for the fuckwit:
This fire feeds on your failure. Bring it bitch. Or you can STFU and we can go back to discussing the interactions between your face and penises.

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You really want to go there with me? Fine. That means two casters and a bunch of mooks. In the absence of further information, simply load standard defenses, standard offenses, standard countermeasures, take out the actual threats first and boom done. Since it's a list of threats, and only a third o...

So we can continue this game.

Whenever you're ready to stop going full retard, the counter spam will cease.

[The Great Fence Builder Speaks]
No, dipshit. It will cease now.

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Oh, you want to multi spam me with post rewrites? We can do this dance. http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/nexus123/nexus1231201/nexus123120100085/12193415-fire-basket.jpg http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/nexus123/nexus1231201/nexus123120100085/12193415-fire-basket.jpg http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/...

Right, so since this guy is only about 95% retard right now... Couldn't you two guys take the trivial and ultimately boring and pointless discussion on how to win at D&D (STEP ONE: browse gamefaqs.com BG, GitP or any other forum where people still care about it and copy a strategy guide build; S...

I think most characters that don't fail the SGT would not have problems with ECL+1 or ECL+2 encounters in parties of 4 (they probably can't take them more than once per day without having a chance of dying). In addition not all encounters are created equal often DMs pad out encounters with low opti...

I'm a bit curious as to how Mr.GC would build a party to couner the following threat. A witch A winged fighter An artificer An alchemist A minion An evil ranger and his companion Step 1: Acquire a flame thrower. Step 2: Acquire your target. Step 3: After burning the Pathfinder books to ashes, play ...

herp derp I want to suck GC cock but I'm tsundere for him so I'm going to insult him in a 3rd grade fashion by rewriting his posts fixed. That was actually mildly entertaining, but you solve gimp poster problems the same way you solve gimp player problems. Disregard their existence, watch as they g...

At this point it may be wise to admit that the CR guidelines get incoherent if you apply them the way you doing. They say ECL+4 encounters have a 50% chance of killing the party and that you face around one of them every level. The CR system assumes that the party can face 4 CR=ECL encounters a day...

You sure do like rewriting my posts to talk about dicks. No virgil, you cannot ride my swing set. Just because you are a pussy doesn't mean you have one, or that I'd like to put anything in it.

So how's that basket weaving working out for you? Got any of your gimps swept lately?

Actually, I suck cock and like to bite, and this is where most of the basket weaver rage comes in. Because see, that ignores the part of the game where a significant portion of encounters have me flip the table in self-righteous disgust, and end up higher than you because of all the drugs. So if yo...

Because Frank and K have never created powerful characters. Alternately, you might be a moronic jackass. That just makes their fall into basket weaverism all the more offensive. How the fuck do you go from something like this, that makes even optimizers go and act like basket weavers, to saying shi...

For fuck's sake: he's talking about masterwork tools for Truespeaking. Those things don't exist. There can't be a masterwork tool for a skill that doesn't use tools. You can't apply the masterwork property to something that never existed in the first place. For fuck's sake: he's sperging about a +2...

Notice it has Mindsight? What does Mindsight require? What does it not have naturally? Now go look at the Truenamer utterances. You should be able to work it all out easily, even if these losers cannot. And actually no kicking took place. You asked her to join then drug your feet about it for a whi...

The point is not how good you are, the point is that you first claimed in this very thread that playing "easy mode" was not even D&D, but MTPing. Now you admit at least that it's still D&D. What is considered a "functional character" or "halfway decent" is most...

This is the forum where people have seriously claimed: "Rogues should fear Lightning Bolt." "Spells that can at most hit half the party will kill all of it." "Orcs should drop Raise Dead scrolls, but only if they kill someone." "How can I kill sub 60 HP no defense?...

So I ignored this thread because it was as stupid as the poorly spelled title would lead me to believe. And then it suddenly grew a few dozen posts. So ok, we can play this game. Listen nineball if your party dies to all the monsters than you're going to have a hard time playing a game largely about...

Nope, it's still not my game. I did say that, and you assumed them anyways. That said 18 HD, 28 Int, +10 item, MW tool, skill focus is an easy 45... buffs can make it higher. So 3 more Truenamer levels? That being said how exactly is it applying a large buff to it's melee attack to "nova"...

Not my game. Also the shadow demon is stronger than that. You got the Truespeak number exactly right though. I prepared the character for your game then you kicked me out due to internet drama. Wait wat you said that item familiars were banned when I asked about them. I don't suppose you mind posti...

Not my game.

Also the shadow demon is stronger than that. You got the Truespeak number exactly right though.

I'm guessing that the numbers of GC's monsters are inflated by them universally having access to stuff like Law Devotion. Once again I'd really like to see some full statblocks from GC. I've been known to crank out some optimized mobs in my time but his numbers still look above and beyond the stand...

Herpaderp. That is not a proper CR 7 monster. Herpaderp. Sure it is. It's a basic monster with a few class levels added. I didn't even abuse nonassociated rules. It's also partially nullified by flight, only doing +24/+24/+19 for 1d8+18 each at range. Yes, it'd slaughter gimps all day but what's wr...

Yes, because those orcs really aren't trying to kill your character. Oh wait, they totally are, and you are herp de derp hurr durr . Except you don't even follow the damn rules. You essentially never have a CR 9 monster actually use the stats of a roc, or a CR 7 use the numbers of a dire bear; thei...

Yes, because those orcs really aren't trying to kill your character. Oh wait, they totally are, and you are competing to not make that happen. You did manage to hit on just why tabletop gaming is so near universally bad. This notion that "It's a cooperative game, so it's cooperative in all ways...

The main point of it was that part about the difficulty being the game, with the basket weaver whining dynamic a close second.