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by Stinktopus
Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:55 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "The reason you play RPGs is to express power fantasies"
Replies: 103
Views: 15114

If you are a hacking super badass who regulary hacks into the NSA, gets away with, and then goes and steals billion's from microsoft, playing Shadowun is not a power fantasy. Your definition of Shadowrun is too Super Powered for my tastes. Last dozen adventures or so with my group we were dealing w...
by Stinktopus
Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:53 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "The reason you play RPGs is to express power fantasies"
Replies: 103
Views: 15114

If you're powerful in a fantasy it's a power fantasy. Power can be more than bulging biceps and/or being able to shoot fire out of your hands. I would say power fantasy is about feeling powerful, and when I'm a 1st level character I don't feel powerful at all. Yeah, a Paranoia character has a super...
by Stinktopus
Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "The reason you play RPGs is to express power fantasies"
Replies: 103
Views: 15114

Well tautologically, if pretty much everything that you aren't doing in real life falls under power fantasy, then doing pretty much anything is to express power fantasies, yeah. But honestly it is bullshit that if I play steve the crap covered farmer (who is better at farming than I am) that that i...
by Stinktopus
Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:16 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: I cant stand complex combat sub-systems anymore
Replies: 30
Views: 7460

Sounds like Silva needs roleplaying and quickly resolved combat. My prescription is phone sex while playing Skyrim. That said, I do have to second the idea that simple rules don't necessarily equal a fast combat. This is particularly true in games with a "damage soak" or parry mechanic. I'...
by Stinktopus
Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR AD&D 1e Players Handbook
Replies: 135
Views: 36545

Also in 3e, the non-combat skills are more complete and Fighters get less of them than ever before. But that's not a problem from the dawn of Thieves, it's 25 years later now and the skill system has started to exclude pure MTP resolution from people's games. DMs by now will ask for a skill check w...
by Stinktopus
Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:42 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Trip/Grapple/Disarm should be just one ability
Replies: 9
Views: 1357

They already made a game where Fighters are the same as Wizards and everything is an abstraction. It's called 4E.
by Stinktopus
Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:24 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Trip/Grapple/Disarm should be just one ability
Replies: 9
Views: 1357

I disagree, which is why I dislike Pathfinder's approach to "combat maneuvers." Tripping a Centaur should be a shitload more difficult than knocking a weapon out of his grip. Likewise, "judo-flipping" and sundering a quarterstaff with greataxe involve two radically different skil...
by Stinktopus
Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:05 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What causes ability damage/drain?
Replies: 2
Views: 607

They could theoretically encounter greenblood oil (poison) at first level for CON damage. I think Shadows (STR damage) and Allips (WIS danage) are both CR 3.
by Stinktopus
Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:41 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Freeform and/or Rules Lite gaming
Replies: 86
Views: 8195

My min-maxxed FATE character is Sackpunch Dicklaser. Disad: "Masochistic Compulsion: Scrotal Torture." Advantage: "Dick Laser." Sackpunch responds to all situations by crying and punching himself in the balls for Fate chips. When something ABSOLUTELY needs to die, he cashes in al...
by Stinktopus
Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:34 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Does D&D need that many weapons?
Replies: 31
Views: 5473

Shadzar was raped by a player with a guisarme-voulge.
by Stinktopus
Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: level appropriate magic items that aren't lame or bullshit
Replies: 32
Views: 5705

D&D stuff tends to break down at high levels, just because your wizard's capabilities expand - the Fighter will like the Ring of Not Getting Burned To Death at just about any level, but for wizards that's like a second or third-level spell. Basically, if a wizard of the same level can duplicate...
by Stinktopus
Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:16 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Should a game like D&D try to emulate movies?
Replies: 24
Views: 3598

shadzar is more imaginative than all of you.

Film at 11.
by Stinktopus
Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What skills are needed?
Replies: 80
Views: 10343

deaddmwalking wrote:Wow, you must play with some shitty people.
Dead, you are the closest thing to a friend that shadzar has. He doesn't play with anyone, and has admitted to such.
by Stinktopus
Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:26 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do people fetishize Magic Tea Party
Replies: 721
Views: 81023

Kaelik's hostility is well known to be a driving force behind internet rape culture.
by Stinktopus
Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Good and Evil in D&D
Replies: 136
Views: 17927

According to D&D religions, both moral wrongs and moral rights get you rewarded equally well in the afterlife by the Gods of Evil and the Gods of Good respectively. Evil worshipers of Evil Gods get magical powers, great riches and a happy afterlife just as often as Good worshipers of Good Gods ...
by Stinktopus
Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:35 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do people fetishize Magic Tea Party
Replies: 721
Views: 81023

I would like to thank Zak for single-handedly destroying all stereotypes about the sort of people who argue about stuff on the internet. "Shut up, virgin!" "I'm literally surrounded by porn stars." Also, while Kaelik is most certainly NOT a real person, he has made statements abo...
by Stinktopus
Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do people fetishize Magic Tea Party
Replies: 721
Views: 81023

The problem with any "Rule of Cool" resolution system is that it's AWESOME until anyone in the group has a different notion of cool. If three people view a "Rule of Cool" scenario playing out, they will respond in potentially three different ways: 1. That's AWESOME! I wish I was ...
by Stinktopus
Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:36 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Player character mortality - Yay or Nay ?
Replies: 151
Views: 17805

No, in Apocalypse World if you say "I shoot the sheriff" and roll a 10+, you shoot him. He is shot. You do an amount of damage based on your weapon and his armor. If he's unarmored and you're using any sort of respectable weapon, he's probably done, because NPCs have terrible health. That...
by Stinktopus
Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:57 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Player character mortality - Yay or Nay ?
Replies: 151
Views: 17805

In other words, if you say "I wanna shot the sheriff in the face" ... in Shadowrun the GM would set a difficulty for the roll based on physical situational modifiers (distance, visibility, target area of exposition, gun recoil, etc) while in Apocalypse World you would roll without any mod...
by Stinktopus
Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:56 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [3.X] Everyone Gets Full BAB
Replies: 17
Views: 2517

You're right, we need to somehow buff Clerics and Druids. They're falling behind.
by Stinktopus
Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Harry Potter+Narnia=Me Caring
Replies: 353
Views: 39724

In a stereotypical fantasy world where only the rarest fraction of people can do magic and they jealously guard their power, it makes sense for technology to continue developing. In an HP-verse where NOT doing magic is like the equivalent of having Down's Syndrome, then it doesn't make sense for peo...
by Stinktopus
Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Is D&D 3e the best we'll ever have?
Replies: 77
Views: 14338

virgil wrote:If 3E isn't the best D&D we currently have, let alone the best we've ever had, what is?
You can ignore krakatoa. He's a 4rry goon.

Clearly the best version of D&D is a handful of notes written on a napkin by Gygax because rules are bad and get in the way of RAELIZARM!
by Stinktopus
Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:36 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: pointbuy vs levels, pros and cons
Replies: 32
Views: 4304

Point buy systems seem to break down in two common ways. 1. "We're not designing this for the munchkins, so balance isn't needed." Essentially, the point buys don't create equivalent characters and you may as well just have the DM create the characters. 2. "You can spend five points o...
by Stinktopus
Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:26 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 3d6 in order....
Replies: 199
Views: 28188

Old School Gaming: Where your sword has a back-story and your PC doesn't.
by Stinktopus
Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mechanics are more than just functions
Replies: 81
Views: 14168

Re: Mechanics are more than just functions

Thoughts ? I think you could just find a shadzar quote somewhere to expound on easier than porting over stuff from RPGShite. That said, those guys have a serious obsession about the various factors in gaming culture that are rotting the minds of the impressionable youth. As such, way too much navel...