The Gaming Den

I am more disappointed about the sexuality of this imaginary character than a grown man should be.

FrankTrollman wrote:Cat penises have little hooks on them which are intended to draw blood.

Why?

nobody ... and I mean NOBODY plays that way. Yeah, it's RAW legal. But seriously, let's hear one person whose gaming group allows volunteer level loss of their characters and subsequent build restructuring in this manner. [br][br]In that specific manner? No. [br]Just up and redoing the character sh...

THM , of course not, they still have to argue about how Spellswords and Fighters are overpowered.[br][br] Josh , True Neutral is actually Anti-social Asshole, but the other six are about right. Sadly, they added more mechanical effects in Pantheons of the Megaverse. [br][br]The gods have magic spel...

In that case, Eowin should definitely show up. I love talking to the bad guys before the fight.

In this (or any other modern/future) setting, the important thing is organizations , not individuals , so even if Eowin Stone is unceremoniously killed before opening his mouth to sneer the villains aren't finished. [br][br]I remembered that essay, but I wasn't sure if offing the prince would be as...

It seems all you can see is superman or ironman taking one on... [br][br]That would be so fucking awesome. I can see Iron Man flying up to meet him now, powering up his repulsor rays...yeah baby, yeah yeah yeah! Or howbout this?[br][br] The burning Balrog lumbers towards the Moria bridge as all the...

Possible multi-cross revelations once the mission starts:[br][br]- One of the Green War members is a toxic avenger shaman. [br]- A Large group of Eowin's Sword Vassals are lying in wait either on the premises or off of it and counter-assault.[br]- Eowin Stone has non-human guardians such as biologi...

But I think you will find the noble does not precisely get the bardic inspiration abilities. [br][br]Well, they had to nerf them. Bards are overpowered. :sick:[br][br](Sir Neil is, in fact, working from the Revised Core Rules. The cover features Padme's ripped shirt and Lil' Orphan Ani's maniacal s...

I wasn't clear on the Noble, PhoneLobster-- they are not only as weak as bards, they actually have the bardic inspiration abilities.[br][br]I saw the money, but didn't realize it was available daily, I thought it was a one-time bonus like the Vassal of Bahamut. Of course you STILL AREN'T A JEDI, but...

More hate, plz. [br]You want hate, baby? Turn to the Skills chapter. Balance is still a skill instead of a saving throw, Listen & Spot, Hide & Move Silently are still distinct, but Open Locks and Disable Device are one. And then there are the Force skills. [br][br]Force Grip (Int): Spend 4 ...

This is my favorite rant ever.

I ran four games in the month before we escaped the Carolinas. I hated it.[br][br]* WP/VP: Teh Suxxor . In all four sessions the Jedi tank would drop unconscious from a crit.[br][br]* Challenge Code: CR with extra stupid. Compounding the first problem, the book doesn't even offer CR by level. For in...

In one of the new Dragons, they've been striped of their LA. It's the one with the asian tjick.

I like 1 and 3. Regenerating damage every round is nice to have when fighting wimps, but nothing boosts morale like the whole party shooting back to full hp.

[br]Hey, why not do this? The Islamic world has been saying that America is the Great Satan for decades, why not prove them right?[br][br]Just paying attention, because in 40 years, if I'm still alive, I want to be able to tell my grandkids how World War 3 started. [br][br]We were proving them righ...

FrankTrollman wrote:Ed Greenwood never met a spellcaster he didn't like, and obviously neither did these Mod Edit.

I really wish I'd seen this thread before the edit. I'll bet it was a good line.

How did you manage to put your head back on?

It appears to be neither 2 Fast, nor 2 Furious. I've played with a lot of newbies, and they like to hit things. If they go to long without hitting, they get frustrated and go to sleep.

FrankTrollman wrote:That setting specifically has my head cut off and put on a stick in it. Tombstone Frank is a picture of me.

. . . well, on the bright side, some deck builders say your card is pretty useful.

But you miss out on Smites, which are nice if not game-breaking. [br][br]Not necessarily. Unearthed Arcana clerics swap turn undead for aura of courage and full-on paladin smites. [br][br]Have Alhandra take the first two paladin levels (three if you want divine health), multi to UA cleric, snatch L...

Frank wrote:I, for one, want to combine the Fighter and the Monk - martial arts is martial arts, whether it's inspired by Cuchalain, Lancelot, Hector, or Fong Sai Yuk.

Do you have any quick fixes for the other weak classes, like paladin and ranger?

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.p ... r][br]This is the thread where they're still disagreeing with the Word's legality.

FrankTrollman wrote:K and I decided that it was time that the Character Optimization people learned how weak they were....

That was beautiful.

Not to be too snarky about that interview, but that really sounds like he wrote that all himself--like he's interviewing himself. [br][br]That's how they do those. The authors just get sent a questionnaire. I think...Stan! told me that. Or SKR.[br][br]Frank, it depends on if the snow-effigies in Fr...