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by Sir Neil
Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:35 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Lidda is a halfling lesbian...
Replies: 9
Views: 2715

Re: Lidda is a halfling lesbian...

I am more disappointed about the sexuality of this imaginary character than a grown man should be.
by Sir Neil
Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do they hate the catfolk races?
Replies: 163
Views: 19321

Re: Why do they hate the catfolk races?

FrankTrollman wrote:Cat penises have little hooks on them which are intended to draw blood.


Why?
by Sir Neil
Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:34 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A Curious Defense of the Difference Engine
Replies: 30
Views: 4373

Re: A Curious Defense of the Difference Engine

nobody ... and I mean NOBODY plays that way. Yeah, it's RAW legal. But seriously, let's hear one person whose gaming group allows volunteer level loss of their characters and subsequent build restructuring in this manner. [br][br]In that specific manner? No. [br]Just up and redoing the character sh...
by Sir Neil
Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:14 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Making Alignment less Ass
Replies: 38
Views: 6529

Re: Making Alignment less Ass

THM , of course not, they still have to argue about how Spellswords and Fighters are overpowered.[br][br] Josh , True Neutral is actually Anti-social Asshole, but the other six are about right. Sadly, they added more mechanical effects in Pantheons of the Megaverse. [br][br]The gods have magic spel...
by Sir Neil
Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:47 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many layers of treachery should there be?
Replies: 21
Views: 2036

Re: How many layers of treachery should there be?

In that case, Eowin should definitely show up. I love talking to the bad guys before the fight.
by Sir Neil
Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:53 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many layers of treachery should there be?
Replies: 21
Views: 2036

Re: How many layers of treachery should there be?

In this (or any other modern/future) setting, the important thing is organizations , not individuals , so even if Eowin Stone is unceremoniously killed before opening his mouth to sneer the villains aren't finished. [br][br]I remembered that essay, but I wasn't sure if offing the prince would be as...
by Sir Neil
Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Yeah, it's another one of THOSE threads...
Replies: 273
Views: 18072

Re: Yeah, it's another one of THOSE threads...

It seems all you can see is superman or ironman taking one on... [br][br]That would be so fucking awesome. I can see Iron Man flying up to meet him now, powering up his repulsor rays...yeah baby, yeah yeah yeah! Or howbout this?[br][br] The burning Balrog lumbers towards the Moria bridge as all the...
by Sir Neil
Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:25 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many layers of treachery should there be?
Replies: 21
Views: 2036

Re: How many layers of treachery should there be?

Possible multi-cross revelations once the mission starts:[br][br]- One of the Green War members is a toxic avenger shaman. [br]- A Large group of Eowin's Sword Vassals are lying in wait either on the premises or off of it and counter-assault.[br]- Eowin Stone has non-human guardians such as biologi...
by Sir Neil
Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)
Replies: 16
Views: 9634

Re: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)

But I think you will find the noble does not precisely get the bardic inspiration abilities. [br][br]Well, they had to nerf them. Bards are overpowered. :sick:[br][br](Sir Neil is, in fact, working from the Revised Core Rules. The cover features Padme's ripped shirt and Lil' Orphan Ani's maniacal s...
by Sir Neil
Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)
Replies: 16
Views: 9634

Re: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)

I wasn't clear on the Noble, PhoneLobster-- they are not only as weak as bards, they actually have the bardic inspiration abilities.[br][br]I saw the money, but didn't realize it was available daily, I thought it was a one-time bonus like the Vassal of Bahamut. Of course you STILL AREN'T A JEDI, but...
by Sir Neil
Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)
Replies: 16
Views: 9634

Re: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)

More hate, plz. [br]You want hate, baby? Turn to the Skills chapter. Balance is still a skill instead of a saving throw, Listen & Spot, Hide & Move Silently are still distinct, but Open Locks and Disable Device are one. And then there are the Force skills. [br][br]Force Grip (Int): Spend 4 ...
by Sir Neil
Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:38 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Giant Crabs!!!!
Replies: 53
Views: 49529

Re: Giant Crabs!!!!

:lmao:

This is my favorite rant ever.
by Sir Neil
Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)
Replies: 16
Views: 9634

Re: Star Wars d20: Thoughts? (And Min-Max)

I ran four games in the month before we escaped the Carolinas. I hated it.[br][br]* WP/VP: Teh Suxxor . In all four sessions the Jedi tank would drop unconscious from a crit.[br][br]* Challenge Code: CR with extra stupid. Compounding the first problem, the book doesn't even offer CR by level. For in...
by Sir Neil
Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:23 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: So, is it just me, are are these upcoming Illumians nuts?
Replies: 24
Views: 3211

Re: Hit 'em with the Nerfing Stick!

In one of the new Dragons, they've been striped of their LA. It's the one with the asian tjick.
by Sir Neil
Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:25 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Combat Healing, a poll of sorts.
Replies: 25
Views: 4108

Re: Combat Healing, a poll of sorts.

I like 1 and 3. Regenerating damage every round is nice to have when fighting wimps, but nothing boosts morale like the whole party shooting back to full hp.
by Sir Neil
Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:43 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Truly Scary Stuff
Replies: 42
Views: 5670

Re: Truly Scary Stuff

[br]Hey, why not do this? The Islamic world has been saying that America is the Great Satan for decades, why not prove them right?[br][br]Just paying attention, because in 40 years, if I'm still alive, I want to be able to tell my grandkids how World War 3 started. [br][br]We were proving them righ...
by Sir Neil
Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Complete Adventurer: Patching multiclassing...
Replies: 59
Views: 8252

Re: Complete Adventurer: Patching multiclassing...

FrankTrollman wrote:Ed Greenwood never met a spellcaster he didn't like, and obviously neither did these Mod Edit.


:lmao:

I really wish I'd seen this thread before the edit. I'll bet it was a good line.
by Sir Neil
Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:06 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Deadlands interesting concept that needs some help . . .
Replies: 13
Views: 6135

Re: Deadlands interesting concept that needs some help . . .

:confused: How did you manage to put your head back on?
by Sir Neil
Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:44 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Correct my math!
Replies: 1
Views: 1396

Re: Correct my math!

It appears to be neither 2 Fast, nor 2 Furious. I've played with a lot of newbies, and they like to hit things. If they go to long without hitting, they get frustrated and go to sleep.
by Sir Neil
Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:33 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Deadlands interesting concept that needs some help . . .
Replies: 13
Views: 6135

Re: Deadlands interesting concept that needs some help . . .

FrankTrollman wrote:That setting specifically has my head cut off and put on a stick in it. Tombstone Frank is a picture of me.


:freakedout: . . . well, on the bright side, some deck builders say your card is pretty useful.
by Sir Neil
Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What classes are needed?
Replies: 92
Views: 8495

Re: I kill your family, party of 3?

But you miss out on Smites, which are nice if not game-breaking. [br][br]Not necessarily. Unearthed Arcana clerics swap turn undead for aura of courage and full-on paladin smites. [br][br]Have Alhandra take the first two paladin levels (three if you want divine health), multi to UA cleric, snatch L...
by Sir Neil
Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What classes are needed?
Replies: 92
Views: 8495

Re: I kill your family, party of 3?

Frank wrote:I, for one, want to combine the Fighter and the Monk - martial arts is martial arts, whether it's inspired by Cuchalain, Lancelot, Hector, or Fong Sai Yuk.


Do you have any quick fixes for the other weak classes, like paladin and ranger?
by Sir Neil
Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Contest Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 16916

Re: I will personally kill every one of you.

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.p ... r][br]This is the thread where they're still disagreeing with the Word's legality.
by Sir Neil
Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:38 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Contest Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 16916

Re: I will personally kill every one of you.

FrankTrollman wrote:K and I decided that it was time that the Character Optimization people learned how weak they were....


:lol: That was beautiful.
by Sir Neil
Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Read the last sentence.
Replies: 30
Views: 4934

Re: Read the last sentence.

Not to be too snarky about that interview, but that really sounds like he wrote that all himself--like he's interviewing himself. [br][br]That's how they do those. The authors just get sent a questionnaire. I think...Stan! told me that. Or SKR.[br][br]Frank, it depends on if the snow-effigies in Fr...