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by Sock Puppet
Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:09 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Martial Arts "insurance"/concealed carry license
Replies: 56
Views: 5975

Can I ask a question, Kae? Are you genuinely getting pissed that he went off on a tangent? If this is just something personal between you and Eagle, then hey, I'll just stand over here in the corner. Otherwise... I thought going off on utterly bizarre and obtuse tangents from the original thread is,...
by Sock Puppet
Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:36 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Hi
Replies: 6
Views: 1083

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. My felt hat's off to you.
by Sock Puppet
Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:34 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I think I might be getting stalked
Replies: 88
Views: 8755

Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:...also tend more often than not to be selfish as fuck.
Honestly, I think that applies to ALL human beings.

And squirells, too. Dirty little bastards.
by Sock Puppet
Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:32 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Martial Arts "insurance"/concealed carry license
Replies: 56
Views: 5975

Wang Chung? Everybody have fun tonight?
by Sock Puppet
Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:07 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 723723

There is also a school of thought which says that all of the toxins and other unnatural substances that a mother has ingested throughout her life come out in the breastmilk, which is bad for the babies. I cannot verify this in any way shape or form, it's just "something I heard once". As f...
by Sock Puppet
Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Hi
Replies: 6
Views: 1083

Ooh, I wouldn't mind having his hand up my...

NEVERMIND! MOVE ALONG! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
by Sock Puppet
Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:45 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Hi
Replies: 6
Views: 1083

Oolong? Pekoe? Darjeeling?

I myself prefer a nice Irish Breakfast with maybe a hint of Lapsang Souchong, but there is always something to be said for the glorious simplicity of "Tea; Earl Grey; Hot."
by Sock Puppet
Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:26 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 450
Views: 44019

Oh, wow, that was in bad taste even for me. Even your retraction was questionable. Of all the senses that you could have evoked, the use of the word "taste" should not be anywhere near a statement about dog's-egg-caviar. Pardon me while I go vomit into a plastic bag and then leave it on t...
by Sock Puppet
Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:18 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 450
Views: 44019

Darths & Droids not only made Jar Jar tolerable, they actually went one step further and gave the character a small slice of awesome, as is documented in the notations below this strip.
by Sock Puppet
Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:17 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Birth Announcement
Replies: 39
Views: 5618

I'd like to "homeschool" my kids for the first couple of years of their life by traveling around the world and doing/seeing lots of stuff. I just don't know if my bank account can support that. I'm with you. We have all these plans to visit different parts of the US, and even the greater ...
by Sock Puppet
Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:19 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Birth Announcement
Replies: 39
Views: 5618

One thing that I'm doing to help encourage my kids to think of the world in multi-cultural terms is having them refer to a country or language in that native language . Don't refer to Germany , call it Deutschland . Say that something is en Espanol instead of in Spanish (and also pronounce Mexico wi...
by Sock Puppet
Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:25 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Okie, Fittars and Wyzzrds: What to do, ||Also, what D&D
Replies: 94
Views: 18017

Hey PoliteNewb, a small word in your ear, if you please. First off, I appreciate your name, as well as your candor. I am in the (apparently extreme) minority in thinking that the Den could do without a little more courtesy and politeness. So don't take this the wrong way, but... Announcing who you h...
by Sock Puppet
Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:36 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: News that makes us laugh, cry, or both
Replies: 3528
Views: 235813

I'll admit I know jack about modern art. So if you'd, uh, use small words in your explanation, I'd appreciate it. My question is this:

What do you see as the difference between this toilet as modern art and, say, Warhol's soup can as modern art?
by Sock Puppet
Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:22 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: How could Government spending retard economic growth?
Replies: 11
Views: 1402

Isn't hypocrisy kind of a subset of being wrong? So let's say that his first skill is being wrong and lying about it, being a vindictive asshole is number two, and just flat-out being an ugly sack of shit is skill number three.
by Sock Puppet
Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:15 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Birth Announcement
Replies: 39
Views: 5618

A piece of short-term advice, and also some long-term thoughts to plant in the back of your head. First: The first month is the toughest, as far as adjusting to the lack of sleep. One option for the midnight feedings is to take turns, since baby needs to be fed every 2.5-4 hours, depending. If it ta...
by Sock Puppet
Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:34 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

Greetings Phone Lobster! I don't believe we've actually met yet. I'd really like to get a chance to explain about some of the scum that seems to be floating in your beer. Okay with you? I've been a lurker here for a pretty long time, actually. I found this site because of the Tomes, no big surprise,...
by Sock Puppet
Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:03 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

Okay, so we all seem to be in agreement that sci-fi is frequently used as a thinly-veiled vehicle for a particular author's personal, philosophical, or political agendas. Nothing new there. Let me toss out another one: P Kindred Dick I've read, well, lots of his stuff in the past few years (no small...
by Sock Puppet
Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:31 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: would you like to swing on a star
Replies: 13
Views: 1853

Tzor, that is a downright scary piece of hardware. I imagine that carrying it around with you in the outside world has to prompt a few "Or are you just happy to see me?" kinds of exchanges.
by Sock Puppet
Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:31 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: would you like to swing on a star
Replies: 13
Views: 1853

would you like to swing on a star

I trust everyone had a wonderfully pleasant evening enjoying the stellar delight of the Perseid meteor shower tonight. My efforts were less than fruitful; despite my repeated entreaties to their better nature, I was unable to come to an accomodating arrangement with the mosquitos who inhabit my neck...
by Sock Puppet
Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:05 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: News that makes us laugh, cry, or both
Replies: 3528
Views: 235813

You forgot to mention that Joe the Plumber's name isn't even really Joe. So "Joe the Plumber" is actually "not-Joe the not-Plumber". Obfuscation and misdirection - he's a real American hero!
by Sock Puppet
Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:45 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

It's interesting you should say that. I've been reading a lot of Heinlein lately, and trying to piece together what his political axe to grind must be. The best I can come up with is that he believes in some sort of idealist libertarian paradise, where everything would just be roses and puppies if T...
by Sock Puppet
Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:32 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

Honestly, I know exactly how you feel. I used to be a huge fan of Card, which lead me to read lots of his stuff and find out more about the author himself. And then I got into all of this; now I'm not sure if I can stomach reading him ever again. I still think Ender's Game is a modern marvel of fuck...
by Sock Puppet
Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:35 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

Trollin'

Okay, kind of off-topic here ( or is it? ) but I've been accused of being a troll a few times now. Mostly by Roy, for what it's worth. Is this because I have an opinion which differs from the consensus opinion, and I don't always express it politely? Seems unlikely. Is an accusation of trolling an i...
by Sock Puppet
Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:18 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

How about we combine topics? Hitler and Ender in one handy essay.

And another essay related to the first, but more thought-out and less accusatory. This is the same link as the one in the second paragraph of the introduction to the above.
by Sock Puppet
Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:18 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What do you see when you look at TGD?
Replies: 158
Views: 21616

Okay, then. YOUR MOM IS A NAZI. There, are you happy now?