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by Eikre
Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:22 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Shit You Wish Was Better
Replies: 148
Views: 32621

TiaC wrote:The idea was that there would be times when people don't run because while running, attacks auto-hit you and your block rate plummets.
But you agree, pretty much never because you actually ran out of stamina somehow.
by Eikre
Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:19 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: I need dungeons to crawl
Replies: 12
Views: 5017

If you've got an android phone, download Pixel Dungeon. Zero permissions required, 100% free, no banner advertisements, and it is a solid as fuck roguelike. You might have some misgivings about playing a game of that genre using a touchscreen, but the control scheme in Pixel Dungeon will make you be...
by Eikre
Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:11 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Shit You Wish Was Better
Replies: 148
Views: 32621

Stat points worked great in the original Diablo. The Magic and Dexterity stats were very important, and Strength was, too, up to the point that 98% of the players (and the dev team) would want to experience. The game is smaller in scope, and displays the tendency of many roguelikes to pretty much le...
by Eikre
Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:43 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Rescuing money
Replies: 11
Views: 1978

I have to say, "Rescuing Money" sounds like a movie the GOP want to produce, about how one brave man called Mittens will save the common billionaire's money from the hands of the evil communist terrorist muslim president. All with a scene where the valiant action hero bravely unloads into...
by Eikre
Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:40 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 723299

nockermensch wrote:@virgil and Eikre: You read goblins, and the first deficiency you notice in the author is his artistic skills?
Um... yes?

Because you can show a page of his comic to literally anybody and that is the first thing they would notice is crappy, too?
by Eikre
Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:00 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 723299

You read goblins, and the first deficiency you notice in the author is his time management skills? I totally agree that he shouldn't keep hyperpolishing all his work, but mostly because all his coloring and inking skills are hot rancid fucking garbage. If he can't at least be fucked to go back to hi...
by Eikre
Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:46 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Nutcoin: A great Cryptocurrency
Replies: 60
Views: 9173

Kaelik, you're a worthless piece of shit who has never done a damn thing that earned you a bit of consideration. Maxus, the prose in your signature is really, really bad. I'm sorry that this doesn't actually have anything to do with the subject at hand, but it bothers me every time I accidentally r...
by Eikre
Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:08 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-political] News that makes you Laugh/Cry/Both...
Replies: 3480
Views: 458686

Considering that the teacher was my Physics teacher, and that religion of no kind was brought up during class, I'm pretty sure that the debate was his way of making us learn about antiquated thought systems more interesting. The fact that the other team failed to do any work at all on the project s...
by Eikre
Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:20 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Idea] When All You Can Do Is Shout: Memetic Warfare
Replies: 8
Views: 1488

I surmise that the winning side would not really use debate to gain converts at all. They would win by forcing a Civilization-esque Culture Victory by coming up with the raddest music, sickest videogames, and coolest forums posters, which have a far greater chance of attracting attention among polit...
by Eikre
Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:55 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: When 5E D&D flops, will the designers go to the 3E D&D well?
Replies: 168
Views: 56241

I'd go with Denizens and Delvers, and then use those terms in the books to describe the monsters that have taken up residence in dungeons and abandoned structures such as ancient ruins, and the adventurers which kill them and take their stuff. Do this, and make certain the most prevalent denizen ra...
by Eikre
Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: When does a game need Swift/Minor actions? Action Economy
Replies: 19
Views: 2943

Then you offer strength a multiplicative effect contingent on the weapon's base damage and offer dexterity set damage from precision.
by Eikre
Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Growing up (Power Level) vs Growing out (Experiences)
Replies: 25
Views: 7262

Obviously more options amounts to more power, in the absolute sense. But I imagine the idea here is to furnish the player with options that are mutually exclusive, in the sense that they can bring one to bear at any given instant, and make sure there's a utilitarian granularity where any particular...
by Eikre
Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:56 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: The Fighting Man that uses magical gear for his powers, Prc
Replies: 5
Views: 2004

Smart move reserving the topic, space on the internet is pretty tight right now. Don't want anyone taking your spot!
by Eikre
Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:33 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Design problems of non-stackable bonuses
Replies: 29
Views: 4871

I agree. If you want to recognize numerical item effects in any substantial way but think there's a problem with the christmas tree effect, then deal with it in the outfitting minigame, don't try to create exernalities with inbuilt features of your core mechanic. If your problem is with managing an ...
by Eikre
Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:52 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Ask Ant
Replies: 74
Views: 15033

Dear Ant, I have house centipedes. On one hand, they voraciously hunt and kill organisms that could be considered unsanitary and hazardous to my health or property, like termites, bed-bugs, and you. On the other hand, my girlfriend hates their creepy crawling gyrations, and even though I think they'...
by Eikre
Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:23 am
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Character Development Survey
Replies: 16
Views: 3010

You know, as much as I like to buck the convention when I've got to fill out paperwork to express my character's oeuvre, the schematic for a character application does help me overcome to tendency to procrastinate when I would otherwise have only a blank sheet of paper and a compulsion to use prose ...
by Eikre
Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:40 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: One-shot Pre-made Character Brainstorm
Replies: 11
Views: 2770

And at level 6, Animate Dead justifies a character's whole existence. Give Necromancer Guy a free Animate Dead SLA (Skeletons Only; So Much Cleaner!), an aura of Desecration, a Negative Energy touch-attack, and you're done.

(These ideas are aimed at Josh's list, obviously)
by Eikre
Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:30 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: One-shot Pre-made Character Brainstorm
Replies: 11
Views: 2770

Since it's a oneshot and you're trying to design around exotic niches why not just write a CR6 monster guy for some of those characters? They don't need to have classes. Give Healbot six medium-big HD, a fast healing Vigor sort of thing, a blood transfusion attack where he pumps fresh HP out of an e...
by Eikre
Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What systems are most suitable for Play by Post?
Replies: 18
Views: 4913

You can eschew defense rolls when you're play-by-posting. I mean, the conceptual transition from 3X to 4E moves all the rolls to the attacker by averaging rolls for saves and then randomizing the spell DC, and it's not difficult to do the same deal for other systems. Even if you don't want to altar ...
by Eikre
Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:27 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Designing an RPG with M:tG cards
Replies: 19
Views: 3840

That's the conceit, yeah, but they've been writing books about the cards' stories for years and years and they still haven't really arrived at a good explanation for what sort of narrative hangs on a combat system like that. Ostensibly, everyone whose name is worth learning is either a summoner or a...
by Eikre
Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:27 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Abortion ... the wiki
Replies: 314
Views: 38098

Yeah, the objective is to give them zero information and nothing to work with, not merely a different sort of information that they will gladly use to justify stapling your cock to your forehead. Don't fucking lie to the cops.

Your legal advice is phenomenally shitty.
by Eikre
Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:25 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Include this in 5e or I will FUCK YOUR FACE
Replies: 206
Views: 23690

The open disdain for twilight is more pervasive than twilight itself.

No, that's not a good thing to leech off.
by Eikre
Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:34 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: RPG Books
Replies: 9
Views: 2359

I appreciate the salesman's logic in that but think it puts you at risk of a situation such as 3.5's, where the consensus drew a line and started excluding the 3.0 manuals and dragon magazines from their consideration. It's the kind of thing that can happen now that anyone interested in the hobby, e...
by Eikre
Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:34 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Making evil communities without making them totally evil.
Replies: 86
Views: 17552

I came into this topic about writing evil but tolerable societies, and found one that stirred the fires of hate and genocide in my heart so greatly that I missed their whole fucking point and lost control of my ellipsis!

BRAVO~
by Eikre
Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Firearms in D&D: Thoughts?
Replies: 67
Views: 15074

Isn't that really easy? You just cost pistols like you would ammo. So you have 50 or so magic pistols in a magical brace of storing like the Haversack and handwave reloading them between combat. If you're shooting more than 50 times a combat then you have a problem anyway. Nothing is stopping you f...