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by Dr_Noface
Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Illithids! Don't suck. Most of the time.
Replies: 64
Views: 29066

Troll psychic warriors are rare, and make shitty slaves. But their brains, if carefully removed and then bathed in nutrient rich slime , will grow to fill any golem shaped container they're placed in.
by Dr_Noface
Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:56 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Tome of Marvelous Heroes
Replies: 10
Views: 7629

Where is this art from?
by Dr_Noface
Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:08 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Ejaculating devils
Replies: 79
Views: 11440

I dunno, I think its kind of funny that a Pit Fiend walks around with a mouthful of his own juice, just waiting to spit it out at some adventurer. Just cast Blasphemy, dude. Edit: I just reread the entry. Once every 18 seconds this guy can blast a target within 30 ft with pinpoint accuracy. He can k...
by Dr_Noface
Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Getting around the obsolete ability clogging problem.
Replies: 257
Views: 21798

Teleport/Planeshift/Wall of Stone could first come online as spells that take > 1 min and thus are placed in "Ritual Slots". At a later level (or even the same level, depending on the spell, whatever) you can memorize them in "Combat Slots", ie they're pretty much the same spell ...
by Dr_Noface
Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:53 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Asyeun (formerly Prak's Unnamed D&D Setting Thread)
Replies: 42
Views: 13316

Man, does anyone find the kython art over the top? The four armed dude looks ridiculous, he's literally pulling that guy apart.
by Dr_Noface
Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:06 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Include this in 5e or I will FUCK YOUR FACE
Replies: 206
Views: 23689

*reads*
by Dr_Noface
Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Include this in 5e or I will FUCK YOUR FACE
Replies: 206
Views: 23689

shadzar, you're the worst. I will literally turn you into an animal with my magic powers.
by Dr_Noface
Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:58 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Include this in 5e or I will FUCK YOUR FACE
Replies: 206
Views: 23689

Include this in 5e or I will FUCK YOUR FACE

I will personally piss and shit all over Monte Cook and that other slug if the following aren't playable in some form from level 1: i) a shapeshifter ii) a golem iii) a vampire iv) a summoner v) a necromancer vi) some kind of fucking cat that can open door handles using telekinesis People always wan...
by Dr_Noface
Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:10 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Our Warglblasters Are Different
Replies: 255
Views: 30450

I support Frank's elegant solution of purchasing attributes with build points. Each race can have a standard "racial package" worth the same build points, but PCs (and important NPCs) get to spend their build points however they want and proceed to say "I'm a _____!" . Even gross...
by Dr_Noface
Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:30 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3803
Views: 949621

Is Canada's economy based on strip-mining and deforestation?
by Dr_Noface
Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:31 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Web sites that makes us laugh, cry, or both
Replies: 662
Views: 110427

wut
by Dr_Noface
Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:29 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Michael Moore is an idiot
Replies: 36
Views: 5980

Frank, I think you meant to attribute the second quote to Pseudo.
by Dr_Noface
Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:07 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Legend: some dude's d20 clone
Replies: 298
Views: 63033

The Legend guys havent released their Monster Manual yet. You Lost Me is just using buffed 3.5 monsters I believe.
by Dr_Noface
Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:07 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Legend: some dude's d20 clone
Replies: 298
Views: 63033

Man, I found a ring of feather fall in a game once. All I did after that was find any excuse to use it. I'd climb trees just to fall off them. If the airship was taking too long to dock, I'd hop over the side. I didn't give a fuck.
by Dr_Noface
Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:38 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Things I learned today...
Replies: 258
Views: 50582

I think he meant "find".
by Dr_Noface
Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Tome Assassin death attack?
Replies: 21
Views: 4658

Koumei might have wrote up the Gadegeteer class you mentioned. She is an Australian and is tough as dingos.

I think K is a man undergoing the slow painful transformation into a lawyer.
by Dr_Noface
Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:41 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Why the Commerce Department?
Replies: 80
Views: 11447

If you could figure out how to get more people interested in science, and then pump a bunch of tax money into scientific research, perhaps unemployment could be solved. There should be unlimited jobs in the eternal quest for knowledge. Probably won't be practical for a couple generations though.
by Dr_Noface
Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:23 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1697628

Even in Pathfinder?
by Dr_Noface
Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:45 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 1009833

Maxus, that made me do a spit take. Brilliant!
by Dr_Noface
Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:23 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 722897

hmm
by Dr_Noface
Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What is with the entitlement? (shadzar stay out)
Replies: 774
Views: 68622

I'm with K on this example. Over the years I've seen about half a dozen new players get their 1st level character take a critical hit and die. Its pretty discouraging, especially when said new players spent a couple hours typing up a backstory and are finally getting into roleplaying their character...
by Dr_Noface
Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:39 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Is there a God?
Replies: 301
Views: 43035

Having a deity sounds fucking exhausting. Why don't people drop the whole god thing and just champion a cause or philosophy?

Unrestricted domain choice, people.
by Dr_Noface
Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:04 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 641599

cash is king
by Dr_Noface
Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:14 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Is there a God?
Replies: 301
Views: 43035

Does anyone here know anything about Christianity or Islam? Is God* supposed to be interacting with us in a meaningful way?


*the name may vary?
by Dr_Noface
Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Monte Cook IS working on 5th edition...
Replies: 528
Views: 48332

I don't think you should just shoot down Previn's idea. There are a lot of possible restrictions that can be initially placed on flight that could be slowly removed by levelling. For example: i) poor maneuverability ii) slow speed iii) requires concentration or spent actions to maintain iv) Ranged a...