Interested in seeing probably the worst magic item ever printed?
Wow. I mean, it's hard to believe, but they managed to make the magic item system even suckier than before. I mean, it completely breaks whatever weakass setting D&D has by preventing people from lying to or assassinating the king, it completely trashes any kind of encounter against a Big Bad, and worst of all it punishes a PC stupid enough to actually spend money on this bullfuck.Throne of Dominion
Level 12
This throne is carved with ornate filigree and reliefs showing a king ruling over subjects that span the chair’s entire surface.
Wondrous Item 13,000 gp
Property: While you sit on the throne, when a creature you can see attempts to deceive, disobey, or betray you, it is stunned (save ends). All creatures you can see take a –3 penalty to attack rolls that target your Will.
Power (Daily Charm): Standard Action. Make an attack: Ranged sight; Charisma + 5 vs. Will; on a hit, the target is dominated until the end of your next turn.
Lair items are a hideously awful idea. We went over this bullshit in 3E with the Stronghold Builder's Guide, which is the worst book printed for that edition. I am not fucking kidding at all. Using ANYTHING out of that fucking book instantly made your game suck more for no reason. It wasted time at the game table, it punished people for wanting a sense of accomplishment for their character, it broke the already-flimsy economy the game had, and WORST OF ALL it started putting price tags on game effects that were already free!
I mean, really, what the fuck? If someone wanted their fighter to have a goddamn castle them they fucking asked their cleric buddy to churn out the wall of stones and stone shapes while their rogue buddy played on a lyre of building. This book was completely and utterly useless.
So what's with 4E trying to recreate the trauma of the worst WotC sourcebook ever written?