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I... don't think we need that.
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God_of_Awesome wrote:Okay, if you guys are too pussy to post furry porn, I will delves into several hundred sites I know off the top of my head and get some for you.
The only reason I'm not doing it is because it would tick that fence builder guy off. And I don't want to deal with that.

Because finding furry porn is totally easy. And if anything it's harder to find furry porn that aren't raep.

At least we're getting plenty of rage just talking about it.

Oh, I know how to get some rage.

I have furry porn on speed dial, bitches.

*waits for it*
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
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Roy wrote:
God_of_Awesome wrote:Okay, if you guys are too pussy to post furry porn, I will delves into several hundred sites I know off the top of my head and get some for you.
The only reason I'm not doing it is because it would tick that fence builder guy off. And I don't want to deal with that.

Because finding furry porn is totally easy. And if anything it's harder to find furry porn that aren't raep.

At least we're getting plenty of rage just talking about it.

Oh, I know how to get some rage.

I have furry porn on speed dial, bitches.

*waits for it*
Waits for what? This?
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Post by God_of_Awesome »

Or this?
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Yeah, I know it's not porn...

Edit: Still not porn, but now it's horrifying. YAY
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IBL
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I don't see any rage yet.
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Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
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Roy wrote:I don't see any rage yet.
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FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
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Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
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Post by Roy »

That worked out better than I intended.
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
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Roy wrote:I don't see any rage yet.
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I get the impression people dislike TVTropes? Why? It is less offensive the Wikipedia which is pretty damn inoffensive as it is.
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God_of_Awesome wrote:
Roy wrote:I don't see any rage yet.
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I get the impression people dislike TVTropes? Why? It is less offensive the Wikipedia which is pretty damn inoffensive as it is.
TVTropes is awesome, it's just a horrible timesink, worse than Wiki. Men have lost lives trawling the expanses of TVTropes.

And I remember someone saying something about carebear nerdwank bullshit in MPSIMS, but since that's the /b/ of TGD, I don't know if that's valid or not.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
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And I remember someone saying something about carebear nerdwank bullshit in MPSIMS, but since that's the /b/ of TGD, I don't know if that's valid or not.
First of all, screw you for the /b/ comment. The stuff there is no worse than what you would find on the Straight Dope Message Board.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is a bad game. The fact that you can't say Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is a bad game (despite there being several pages devoted to the badness of video games) because some Sonic fanboys get upset when you do this is why I call it a waste of time. Not just in the sense that it kills time, but because the wiki uselessly and arbitrarily sugarcoats certain topics out of a sense of not wanting to lose their hugbox.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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"/b/"?
Play the game, not the rules.
Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
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good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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shadzar wrote:"/b/"?
4chan's "random" board.
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Danke.
Play the game, not the rules.
Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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Lago PARANOIA wrote:
And I remember someone saying something about carebear nerdwank bullshit in MPSIMS, but since that's the /b/ of TGD, I don't know if that's valid or not.
First of all, screw you for the /b/ comment. The stuff there is no worse than what you would find on the Straight Dope Message Board.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is a bad game. The fact that you can't say Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is a bad game (despite there being several pages devoted to the badness of video games) because some Sonic fanboys get upset when you do this is why I call it a waste of time. Not just in the sense that it kills time, but because the wiki uselessly and arbitrarily sugarcoats certain topics out of a sense of not wanting to lose their hugbox.
Who defends Sonic nowadays? I'm a Sonic (nostalgia was one of my first games) fan and will freely tell anyone who asks that the games are shit. They had an excuse on earlier consoles not now. /rant
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There are good Sonic games, they just don't happen to be produced by Sonic Team.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Roy wrote:Because finding furry porn is totally easy. And if anything it's harder to find furry porn that aren't raep.
Pssh, if theres a type of furry porn you have trouble finding you have really odd tastes.
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God_of_Awesome wrote:
Roy wrote:I don't see any rage yet.
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I get the impression people dislike TVTropes? Why? It is less offensive the Wikipedia which is pretty damn inoffensive as it is.
According to the other posts, it's precisely because it is inoffensive.

But that went better than planned, because that was supposed to be a picture of Vader force choking someone, aka 'You have failed me for the last time'. But TVTropes doesn't like hotlinking, so instead I just linked everyone there - and wasting several hours is certainly a rage inducing activity.
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Roy wrote:Because finding furry porn is totally easy. And if anything it's harder to find furry porn that aren't raep.
Pssh, if theres a type of furry porn you have trouble finding you have really odd tastes.
The normal kind is extremely hard to find. No really. Anything rare or essentially random is all over the place. Want something mundane, but with humanoid animals? Forget about it. They have to sneak attack you with something (else) weird.

*uses aid another on his own rage inducing*
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
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Roy wrote: The normal kind is extremely hard to find. No really. Anything rare or essentially random is all over the place. Want something mundane, but with humanoid animals? Forget about it. They have to sneak attack you with something (else) weird.

*uses aid another on his own rage inducing*
I can easily find some of that. e621 is one of those image sites that let's you sort through my category and it's a furry porn site.

And how did we get on this subject?
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Post by Roy »

Blame Lago, and his mention of underaged furries in an Exalted book. Which is certainly rage inducing. I ran with the idea, except using adult furries, because I don't find underaged anything attractive, however continuing to build rage is on topic.

In other words, I can tick everyone else off for my own amusement.* :mrgreen:

* - Unless there are others here who actually like furry porn, then they can laugh along with me.
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
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Post by God_of_Awesome »

Real children are nothing like loli porn. They are pudgy fat ugly things. So yeah, preadolescent girls are unnattractive.
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Ok now, I think that's a bit too much rage.
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
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Post by God_of_Awesome »

Roy wrote:Ok now, I think that's a bit too much rage.
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This thread might be better off not existing.
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Oh yeah? Well YOU might be better off not existing!
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