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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
"Even in death I still surf".
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In a similar vein:
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My deviantArt account, in case anyone cares.DSMatticus wrote:I sort my leisure activities into a neat and manageable categorized hierarchy, then ignore it and dick around on the internet.
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wanna bet she still takes longer to get ready?
wanna bet she still takes longer to get ready?
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Bludgeon will eat your dreams
This is, in my humble opinion, the most metal cover in comic history.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
How is mom like the Earth rather than a Sky Fairy? Has anybody from the inside of the womb seen Mom. Sure they are fed and nurtured by this "Mom." But, I'm supposedly also nurtured and held in the warm embraces of Krishna.
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Again, my point isn't that the physical attachment has more validity than the embrace of Krishna. The physical attachment is much more valid.
The expressed message, by my understanding, is that as fetuses inside the womb, there isn't a really concrete way to suggest that they could differentiate.
The macro isn't at all a great argument. Sab is correct. But for the sake of argument, I posit the above statements.
The expressed message, by my understanding, is that as fetuses inside the womb, there isn't a really concrete way to suggest that they could differentiate.
The macro isn't at all a great argument. Sab is correct. But for the sake of argument, I posit the above statements.
Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
To get into the totally off topic atheism debate analogy:
Like all superficially good analogies, it will be wrong in some respects like there being no fucking reason why a fetus would know what birth even is which may or may not turn out to make it shit, or have no real effect, however, that's irrelevant because:
Anyone who contents that it is rational for a fetus to believe that the sphere it lives in with a tube that goes into it is actually the inside of a being pretty much just like itself without all the information we have on the outside is fucking wrong.
There is no good reason to believe such a thing without evidence, and the fetus has no such evidence.
We do, but it doesn't. So anyone contending that it's crazy to not believe something you have no evidence for can suck a cock and die.
So yes, if after you die, you totally have the evidence to give that it makes sense to believe in God, come and give it to me. Since you won't, I'll assume you are fucking dead, and you were wrong.
Like all superficially good analogies, it will be wrong in some respects like there being no fucking reason why a fetus would know what birth even is which may or may not turn out to make it shit, or have no real effect, however, that's irrelevant because:
Anyone who contents that it is rational for a fetus to believe that the sphere it lives in with a tube that goes into it is actually the inside of a being pretty much just like itself without all the information we have on the outside is fucking wrong.
There is no good reason to believe such a thing without evidence, and the fetus has no such evidence.
We do, but it doesn't. So anyone contending that it's crazy to not believe something you have no evidence for can suck a cock and die.
So yes, if after you die, you totally have the evidence to give that it makes sense to believe in God, come and give it to me. Since you won't, I'll assume you are fucking dead, and you were wrong.
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That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
You know, if fetuses could think and talk, they could totally hear people talking outside of their mother AND be able to figure out that they were inside their mother by following the conversations. At the very least, they'd hear a bunch of human voices and have massive amounts of evidence of being inside a person.
I blame the image on religious people not understanding basic biology. Or evidence. Or being good at abstract thinking.
I blame the image on religious people not understanding basic biology. Or evidence. Or being good at abstract thinking.
K: There's a difference between thinking and using the acquired input to generate a logical answer. I can hear the sounds animals make. But, I can't really understand what that means. Yes, we could use the argument that it might not mean anything. But we can easily turn that argument into one about watching Bees fly in a specific pattern and still not understand what that pattern is about. That requires knowledge outside of just knowing that there is a pattern.
Again, this is a somewhat futile debate that is more about fappery than anything else. Since I started the fappery, then all this debate means is that I am a degenerate who loves to whack off too many times during the day. Wait, too much information? Shit.
Again, this is a somewhat futile debate that is more about fappery than anything else. Since I started the fappery, then all this debate means is that I am a degenerate who loves to whack off too many times during the day. Wait, too much information? Shit.
Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.