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First of all, fuck you for double posting in a few seconds, Insecticon.

You deserved what you got in the movie.

On another note, you don't even need him, you just need a few Rebel snowspeeders.

And Davin Felth's greatest contribution to the fight with the AT-AT would be his ability to say "Look sir, droids!" anyhow.

But it'll probably turn out that Chuck Norris is secretly the Extended Universe Boba Fett, and that his AT-AT is actually an armored My Little Pony (hence it of being smaller size than your Earth AT-ATs, and of less intelligence,) and they'll use an army of nerds to kill Felth and the Rebel armies.

And if we're going for depressingly hilarious Pokemon articles, you can't beat This.
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Your just jealous 'cause you know that my double posting was like a semicolon; it joined to seperate but totally related topics into one sentence. Or something like that.

Also, this is my reason for liking Celine Dion:

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The Cliff(jumper)s have eyes, and Megatron has the most badass Ultra Pretender shell ever.

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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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If my computer could type Cybertronian, I'd say "A Canadian is a person who can make love in a boat."

Good day to you sir!
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It goes "A Canadian is a person who can make love in a canoe."

Any two shlubs can get freaky on a boat, but not capsizing a canoe takes 1337 skillz.
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Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
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Juton wrote:It goes "A Canadian is a person who can make love in a canoe."

Any two shlubs can get freaky on a boat, but not capsizing a canoe takes 1337 skillz.
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In case no one's seen it yet.
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:lmao: :lmao:
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Worf-Pony is perfect ^^
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I really kind of love Riker Pony
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I would have made Picard's cutie mark a cup of tea (earl grey-hot), but it's otherwise perfect.
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I was thinking Data should be a unicorn pony, and totally agree on the cup of tea. Worf is definitely my fave there.
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Juton wrote:I would have made Picard's cutie mark a cup of tea (earl grey-hot), but it's otherwise perfect.
To be fair, they did a whole episode where Picard was stabbed in the heart and it was the turning point of his whole career (and it was a "Q" episode).

That being said, tea probably would have been a less obscure reference.
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Post by erik »

Hrm, I guess since it was the turning point for his career it could be cutie-mark worthy. But honestly any single decision out of millions could be a turning point, especially the ones where a bad decision ends in death.

I thought it was mostly a turning point only because Q said so and threw in the "This is your life" stipulation that he would have to pussy out forevermore if he didn't get into that one stupid fight. It has been a decade since I saw it tho, maybe I remember wrong.
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While not an image macro per se, the screen shots are freaking excellent. Also, the article's really funny.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/starwars-holiday/

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the wookie grampa whose face looks like Satan's ass?
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That could be used as the new and improved seal of approval too . .
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Wait. What? Seriously?

....I almost want to get one if it looks anything like that...
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It's a reference to the countdown on the website for the Baldur's Gate "Enhanced Edition" remakes. The final revelation was underwhelming to some.
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