[Dom3]Patience Problem
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[cheesy Russian accent]Our great leader lost his arm in service of people, dealing with minor upstart nation with support from advanced imperialist technologies. All will be pleased to know that minor upstart nation has now been integrated peacefully into our great Socialist Republic, and their leader has been sent for re-education. We have decided to put one of our lead researchers into role of cultural ambassador. He can be seen here, supervising the new Socialist Militia, apprehending some capitalist thieves.
We greet our scaly neighbours with friendship, and accept their NAP-3. We should celebrate this with party, including head researcher/cultural ambassador and his socialist sex partner![/cheesy Russian accent]
We greet our scaly neighbours with friendship, and accept their NAP-3. We should celebrate this with party, including head researcher/cultural ambassador and his socialist sex partner![/cheesy Russian accent]
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Agreed and done.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
I can just vacate that province and let you take it. There's 1 PD in there. Sorry about that, by the way - I posted the turn, THEN read you wanted that province...
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Things are getting interesting...
Red_Rob wrote: I mean, I'm pretty sure the Mayans had a prophecy about what would happen if Frank and PL ever agreed on something. PL will argue with Frank that the sky is blue or grass is green, so when they both separately piss on your idea that is definitely something to think about.
Holy shit you guys. They have Banefire. And hundreds of chariots. We really should have done this sooner. At least I think most of the chariots are on my front, judging by the army graphs. I recommend bringing serious evocation if you can because most of your troops won't live to close to melee.
In other news, I'm in the market for the following: 1 Thistle Mace, 1 Flaming Skull, 1 Flame Helmet, 1 Bag of Winds, 1 Starshine Skullcap.
In other news, I'm in the market for the following: 1 Thistle Mace, 1 Flaming Skull, 1 Flame Helmet, 1 Bag of Winds, 1 Starshine Skullcap.
Finally got to see C'tis' Banefire in action (at range, against province defense, but still.)
Visually disappointing - I was expecting awesome explosions, not puffs of purple smoke Nothing wrong with the effect though, although overall it probably was more devastating to C'tis' chariots than to the pitiful PD that got flattened by it. But I now have a healthy respect for your 'Mancers. They pack real heat.
Oh, and condolences on the death of Mr. Bunny, by the way. And congrats to Ulm for ridding us of the guy, if only for a time. On that matter - I know it's not really an issue in this game, but do the reduced paths following a Pretender death/call-back affect blessing strength?
Visually disappointing - I was expecting awesome explosions, not puffs of purple smoke Nothing wrong with the effect though, although overall it probably was more devastating to C'tis' chariots than to the pitiful PD that got flattened by it. But I now have a healthy respect for your 'Mancers. They pack real heat.
Oh, and condolences on the death of Mr. Bunny, by the way. And congrats to Ulm for ridding us of the guy, if only for a time. On that matter - I know it's not really an issue in this game, but do the reduced paths following a Pretender death/call-back affect blessing strength?
Blesses are not affected (same if you empower an pretender).
Red_Rob wrote: I mean, I'm pretty sure the Mayans had a prophecy about what would happen if Frank and PL ever agreed on something. PL will argue with Frank that the sky is blue or grass is green, so when they both separately piss on your idea that is definitely something to think about.
RIP Mr. Bunny.
Awe is an effective defense against melee attacks, as is mirror image. When raiding PD that's usually all you need to worry about if you have a little armor. However, neither is very effective at preventing ranged attack. Since all I built was dozens and dozens of crossbowmen you would have been well served to throw up an Air Shield.
Awe is an effective defense against melee attacks, as is mirror image. When raiding PD that's usually all you need to worry about if you have a little armor. However, neither is very effective at preventing ranged attack. Since all I built was dozens and dozens of crossbowmen you would have been well served to throw up an Air Shield.
Granted.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Heh. Apparently, my prophet has been dead for long enough that I can make a new one.
That wouldn't be a problem if my prophet wasn't alive and kicking.
(seeing as that's obviously a bug, I haven't created a second prophet - but the game seemed willing to let me do it.)
So, if someone was waiting to re-prophetize - sorry for stealing your mojo
That wouldn't be a problem if my prophet wasn't alive and kicking.
(seeing as that's obviously a bug, I haven't created a second prophet - but the game seemed willing to let me do it.)
So, if someone was waiting to re-prophetize - sorry for stealing your mojo
Oh holy fucking shit. I've been hit with a lot of stuff in the past week+, and I've only just gotten a moment to deal with it all. First-off, sorry about the huge stale-chain I've accumulated. Secondly, I'm not sure if my position is even recoverable anymore, but I can try. However, I don't really know if I'll have the time to participate in this game anymore, so I will likely go AI instead. If you all want me to stick around, I will, but my contributions will likely not mean much after almost a year of stale turns.
Again, sorry about that.
Again, sorry about that.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Didnt notice you stalling. Looking at the graphs I would have pegged Bogarus as possible winner (huge research, no resource eating war).
Red_Rob wrote: I mean, I'm pretty sure the Mayans had a prophecy about what would happen if Frank and PL ever agreed on something. PL will argue with Frank that the sky is blue or grass is green, so when they both separately piss on your idea that is definitely something to think about.
I suppose so. I might as well give this one a go, once I figure out what the fuck I had planned down the line....
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Pretty shure I had an NAP with Bogarus...
Red_Rob wrote: I mean, I'm pretty sure the Mayans had a prophecy about what would happen if Frank and PL ever agreed on something. PL will argue with Frank that the sky is blue or grass is green, so when they both separately piss on your idea that is definitely something to think about.