You do fucking win at D&D.

[Mistborn]

herp derp I want to suck GC cock but I'm tsundere for him so I'm going to insult him in a 3rd grade fashion by rewriting his posts

fixed.

[Mr. GC]

herp derp I want to suck GC cock but I'm tsundere for him so I'm going to insult him in a 3rd grade fashion by rewriting his posts

fixed.

That was actually mildly entertaining, but you solve gimp poster problems the same way you solve gimp player problems. Disregard their existence, watch as they get slaughtered constantly by trivial shit, and then either keep doing that or stop fucking up.

[hyzmarca]

I'm a bit curious as to how Mr.GC would build a party to couner the following threat.

A witch
A winged fighter
An artificer
An alchemist
A minion
An evil ranger and his companion

[Mr. GC]

I'm a bit curious as to how Mr.GC would build a party to couner the following threat.

A witch
A winged fighter
An artificer
An alchemist
A minion
An evil ranger and his companion

Step 1: Acquire a flame thrower.
Step 2: Acquire your target.
Step 3: After burning the Pathfinder books to ashes, play a game that does not suck.

Hard countered.

More seriously, since the only strategy in that game that matters is save or lose spam that means 1, possibly 2 of those guys are the only ones that can actually do anything. So either you act before the witch and win vs everything, or you do not act before the witch and lose vs everything. That's it. That's the whole encounter, and that's why the only real solution is napalm.

[virgil]

I sure do like you rewriting my posts to talk about dicks. No virgil, you cannot ride my swing set, it's full. Just because I have all of these surplus Shamwows that I don't know what to do with, doesn't mean you get to have one, or that I'd like to clean anything with it.

So how's that science working out for you? Given any of your gimps explosion-powered featherfall?

Ooh, that's a great idea. This is why I keep you around, snuggle-wuggles.

[virgil]

More seriously, since the only strategy in that game that matters is spam that means 1, possibly 2 of those guys are the only ones with the culinary skills to cook anything. So either you act now and buy my secret blend of herbs and spices before the witch and win vs flavour, or you do not act before the witch and lose at Iron Chef. That's it. That's the whole encounter, and that's why the only real solution is napalm.

That better be quality, cooking-grade napalm, because otherwise it will evaporate too much of the water and leave the meat tough.

[Mr. GC]

Oh, you want to multi spam me with post rewrites?

We can do this dance.







Whenever you're ready to stop going full retard with the derp posts and image macros do let me know.

[hyzmarca]

I'm a bit curious as to how Mr.GC would build a party to couner the following threat.

A witch
A winged fighter
An artificer
An alchemist
A minion
An evil ranger and his companion

Step 1: Acquire a flame thrower.
Step 2: Acquire your target.
Step 3: After burning the Pathfinder books to ashes, play a game that does not suck.

Hard countered.

More seriously, since the only strategy in that game that matters is save or lose spam that means 1, possibly 2 of those guys are the only ones that can actually do anything. So either you act before the witch and win vs everything, or you do not act before the witch and lose vs everything. That's it. That's the whole encounter, and that's why the only real solution is napalm.

I'm not talking about a Pathfinder Witch and Alchemist. If I were I would have capitalized them. I'm talking about characters who could be described as a witch and an alchemist, but Witch and Alchemist aren't the characters' classes.

[Mistborn]

Oh, you want to multi spam me with post rewrites?

We can do this dance.

Whenever you're ready to stop going full retard with the derp posts and image macros do let me know.

[virgil]

Oh, you want to multi spam me with post rewritesquality cooking advice?

We can do this song.

Whenever you're ready to stop being awesome and thinking of great ideas do let me know.

Hmm, that reminds me of a fascinating idea, mixing the Cloak of the Bat/Manta Ray with the Cloak of Arachnida. Have it give bonuses to jump and the ability to turn into a giant spider. This is somethign to add to my list, along with that explosive featherfall item you thought of. You're my sexy, sexy muse and I'm glad you're around to give me ideas snuggle-bottom.

[Mr. GC]

You really want to go there with me? Fine. That means two casters and a bunch of mooks. In the absence of further information, simply load standard defenses, standard offenses, standard countermeasures, take out the actual threats first and boom done.

Since it's a list of threats, and only a third of them at most could actually qualify as such, you win quite effortlessly.

[Mr. GC]

And for the fuckwit:
This fire feeds on your failure. Bring it bitch. Or you can STFU and we can go back to discussing the interactions between your face and penises.

-- put the wall of images behind a spoiler tag. --Z

[The Great Fence Builder Speaks]
Images removed.
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[Mistborn]

[Mistborn]

Seriously dude stop spamming the board it's juvenile behavior.

[Avoraciopoctules]

Seriously dude stop spamming the board it's juvenile behavior.

Spamming is also against board rules.

[Mr. GC]

Seriously dude stop spamming the board it's juvenile behavior.

Spamming is also against board rules.

So is editing people's quotes to say things they aren't. What is your point?

The instant virgil knocks that shit off I'll knock my shit off. So if you don't like it, feel free to tell him to STFU with that bullshit. Telling me to STFU is a waste of time, as that's not going to happen until he silences his bell tower.

PS: His posts are also spam. Yet people are suspiciously silent about this...

[virgil]

You really want to go there with me, without a rape whistle? Fine. That means two casters and a bunch of other stuff because I can't count past two. In the absence of further information, simply load standard defenses, standard offenses, standard countermeasures, take out the actual threats first and boom done.

Since it's a list of threats, and only a third of them at most could actually qualify as such, you win quite effortlessly.

And for my bestest friend forever:
My neurosis feeds on my fear of failure. Bring it bitch. Or you can STFU and we can go back to discussing why Pinkie Pie has a different cutie mark than older versions.

Oh boy, lecture time!

You see, Lauren Faust intended Pinkie Pie to be based off of G1's Surprise, a yellow pegasus with the same cutie mark as the current Pinkie Pie. However, Hasbro really wanted one of the mane cast to be all pink, so they sent in a recolor and removed the wings. This need for pink is the primary reason for why the first toy release of Princess Celestia wasn't show-accurate white.

I love learning, don't you?

[Mistborn]

So is editing people's quotes to say things they aren't. What is your point?

The instant virgil knocks that shit off I'll knock my shit off. So if you don't like it, feel free to tell him to STFU with that bullshit. Telling me to STFU is a waste of time, as that's not going to happen until he silences his bell tower.

PS: His posts are also spam. Yet people are suspiciously silent about this...

virgil is being a less than 5 star poster but spaming images is bothering everyone please stop.

[Mr. GC]

Another one? Really? You don't give up, do you?

-- spoilered the wall of images. I'll leave the modding stuff to fbmf, but the wall of images was fucking ridiculous. --Z

[The Great Fence Builder Speaks]
images removed.
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[Mr. GC]

So is editing people's quotes to say things they aren't. What is your point?

The instant virgil knocks that shit off I'll knock my shit off. So if you don't like it, feel free to tell him to STFU with that bullshit. Telling me to STFU is a waste of time, as that's not going to happen until he silences his bell tower.

PS: His posts are also spam. Yet people are suspiciously silent about this...

virgil is being a less than 5 star poster but spaming images is bothering everyone please stop.

Feel free to apply peer pressure at any time. I honestly thought he'd stfu after the first or second time, if only to see if I was serious about stopping. He really is determined to go full retard, so I really am determined to spam the shit out of him for it.

[Red_Rob]

Honestly Mistborn, we all just have him on ignore. It doesn't bother us in the slightest.

[FatR]

My ban sense is tingling. Well, that was a fun (for a certain definition of fun, usually associated with jesters and carnival geeks, and unfortunately I'm not only talking of GC by now) thread while it lasted.

[Mistborn]

Feel free to apply peer pressure at any time. I honestly thought he'd stfu after the first or second time, if only to see if I was serious about stopping. He really is determined to go full retard, so I really am determined to spam the shit out of him for it.

For the record I've been asking him to stop too. I called him out when he stated going full retard it's just that you image spamming is particularly annoying to me personally.

[Avoraciopoctules]

Seriously dude stop spamming the board it's juvenile behavior.

Spamming is also against board rules.

So is editing people's quotes to say things they aren't. What is your point?

The instant virgil knocks that shit off I'll knock my shit off. So if you don't like it, feel free to tell him to STFU with that bullshit. Telling me to STFU is a waste of time, as that's not going to happen until he silences his bell tower.

PS: His posts are also spam. Yet people are suspiciously silent about this...

My point? Look at a post. Note the icon marked with a red exclamation point in the upper right. You can click this to report a post for rules violation. If someone is breaking a rule, it's classier to just report the post, ignore, and move on to something else.

If you have a problem with Virgil spamming, report his posts.

[Mr. GC]

Spamming is also against board rules.

So is editing people's quotes to say things they aren't. What is your point?

The instant virgil knocks that shit off I'll knock my shit off. So if you don't like it, feel free to tell him to STFU with that bullshit. Telling me to STFU is a waste of time, as that's not going to happen until he silences his bell tower.

PS: His posts are also spam. Yet people are suspiciously silent about this...

My point? Look at a post. Note the icon marked with a red exclamation point in the upper right. You can click this to report a post for rules violation. If someone is breaking a rule, it's classier to just report the post, ignore, and move on to something else.

If you have a problem with Virgil spamming, report his posts.

Report post doesn't solve poster problems. Either they keep going and nothing happens, or they keep going and the mods step in just to say they actually endorse that shit, or whatever.

If people want to be bad gamers whatever, I can just call them names and move on with my day.

If people want to do shit like what virgil did, then they will be made an example of.