So, it looks like our next adventure will be #2: The Citadel of Chaos, I'll set it up later.
OgreBattle wrote:I feel bad for that vampire babe, she just cowered in the corner as we killed everyone in her house, then burned her house down with her in it. If only there was an item to make her good and our girlfriend...
If we had no garlic I think we became her vampire slave. Dirk von Facestabber III lets no one wear the pants in his relationships but himself, so it's all good. Also, we can just totally score with Mayor Owen's daughter, who is probably hot if Zanbar Bone wanted her ass (judging from his tastes in vampires.)
Oh hey, what would've happened if we just took a nap in the comfy bed room?
The room would release poison gas in our sleep, killing us, and Zanbar Bone would reanimate us into
the baddest Spirit Stalker to ever roam the earth and candidate for the next Night Prince his undead slave.
FrankTrollman wrote:I'm looking forward to the next magic email we get from Dr. Nico when he tells us that he was totally trolling us with the forehead unicorn and just wanted to see if we would do it.
-Username17

Awesome. Just awesome.