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I've ordered a lot of ten Fighting Fantasy books off Amazon so I'll probably start some new Let's Plays of them in a while (after they arrive, since they'll probably take a week or two to get here.)
I've ordered a lot of ten Fighting Fantasy books off Amazon so I'll probably start some new Let's Plays of them in a while (after they arrive, since they'll probably take a week or two to get here.)
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
The Protomen are an absolutely phenomenal band, and even better live. When I saw them at PAX, the concert was so amazing I actually started bleeding. In all fairness, that's probably attributable to the lead guitarist headbutting me during a stage dive or the frenzied dancing that was going on, but even so. If you can, try and get as close to the stage as humanly possible: it'll be worth the wait.Meikle641 wrote:So, that girl suddenly changed her opinion and claimed to have no interest in me after a week or two of talking. So, drank a fair bit one night and have given no fucks since.
This does give me a problem since I'd planned to take her to a concert, exacerbated by my fucking up while ordering 4 tickets instead of 2. I'm going to a concert on April 2nd for the Protomen (with some other groups). I've got between 1 and 3 tickets I can give out for cheap, or free. Any takers?
EDIT: Concert is in Toronto.
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Yeah, I've been to like, all of their Toronto concerts. One year I actually was drinking in the corner with one or two of the band members, but I didn't realise it until later. At that concert the lead singer drank all of their beer allowance, and his performance was rushed as fuck. Worst concert of theirs I went to, music wise.Korgan0 wrote: The Protomen are an absolutely phenomenal band, and even better live. When I saw them at PAX, the concert was so amazing I actually started bleeding. In all fairness, that's probably attributable to the lead guitarist headbutting me during a stage dive or the frenzied dancing that was going on, but even so. If you can, try and get as close to the stage as humanly possible: it'll be worth the wait.
But yeah, this venue is good, even if it was way way too loud last time. I got drunk with my date then and had a good evening. Ended up getting my vinyl of their first album fully autographed that night.
tl;dr Their concerts are fun, and only suck when the one singer is hammered. I think I'll try to get closer this year, normally I stick near the back and sip on drinks. Moshing isn't my thing.
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Panther forgets enough of his lyrics already; (at PAX he forgot like half the lyrics to Due Vendetta) drunk he must be all over the place. Conversely, at PAX, the entire band launched into Don't Stop Me Know after doing the intro to The State Vs. Thomas Light (and it was beautiful), and they might have had to been under the influence a bit to do something that ballsy.
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An article I wrote about Princess Leia being a dick is now on Forbes!
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My six-year-old daughter just told me that Cesar Chavez was a Mexican labor leader who helped farmers raise money. Best Easter egg evar!
I need to start my day with a new fact handed to me by daughter every day.
I need to start my day with a new fact handed to me by daughter every day.
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Actually, do that, write them down (or youtube them) and become an internet phenomenonCynic wrote:My six-year-old daughter just told me that Cesar Chavez was a Mexican labor leader who helped farmers raise money. Best Easter egg evar!
I need to start my day with a new fact handed to me by daughter every day.
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My tarantula is retarded. She just molted, and she's gotten quite large so it takes a good two or three weeks for her to "dry out" properly. During that time, her skeleton is like jell-o and she's very vulnerable.
Well, she had two uneaten crickets in her cage. Crickets can and will eat holes in a tarantula before they dry out enough to defend themselves (their fangs are part of the exoskeleton too and biting anything is kind of like stabbing someone with half-cooked orzo until they dry out). So, I scooped the crickets out of the cage.
She lunged at me while I was doing so. Supposedly the most passive species of tarantula in the world and she attacks me when I get near her, she doesn't do into "pre-molt" (tarantulas in pre-molt will refuse to eat for a month or two, she happily kills and devours anything up until it's time to molt...). I find it disturbing that she hates me to the point she ignores her survival instincts to go after me...
Well, she had two uneaten crickets in her cage. Crickets can and will eat holes in a tarantula before they dry out enough to defend themselves (their fangs are part of the exoskeleton too and biting anything is kind of like stabbing someone with half-cooked orzo until they dry out). So, I scooped the crickets out of the cage.
She lunged at me while I was doing so. Supposedly the most passive species of tarantula in the world and she attacks me when I get near her, she doesn't do into "pre-molt" (tarantulas in pre-molt will refuse to eat for a month or two, she happily kills and devours anything up until it's time to molt...). I find it disturbing that she hates me to the point she ignores her survival instincts to go after me...
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
Maybe you startled her?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I was about a foot away from her, and was moving slowly and not disturbing the soil (they are almost nearly blind; their eyes point straight up and can only detect light and movement but they have tremorsense to put it in D&D terms).
The species is known for literally not giving a fuck that you just picked it up and are poking its underside. I guess mine didn't get the memo...
The species is known for literally not giving a fuck that you just picked it up and are poking its underside. I guess mine didn't get the memo...
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
My parents' dog will bark at the slightest strange thump or tap in the house, and yet when I suddenly loudly sneeze right in front of him while he's sleeping-- nothing.
animals are retarded.
animals are retarded.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqrBOmLf07I
^Not me, but this is how a B. smithi typically acts.
Mine acts more like this guy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... vnyc#t=70s
My tarantula is a bit bigger than "fluffy" from the first video. And one in the second's a juvenile, but spiders are typically more snarly when they're young. Mine never grew up I guess...
^Not me, but this is how a B. smithi typically acts.
Mine acts more like this guy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... vnyc#t=70s
My tarantula is a bit bigger than "fluffy" from the first video. And one in the second's a juvenile, but spiders are typically more snarly when they're young. Mine never grew up I guess...
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
So basically you have a big spider puppy. Makes sense.
Made me think of this:
Made me think of this:
The spider, despite looking like a stuffed animal, is alive. I can't remember what the deal with it is, though, been too long since I read that arc.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Checking the Characters page to see if it said anything about him, it reminded me that there's an actual tarantula in there as well, Mr. Chuckles. If I recall correctly, he's kind of like Klaus, the goldfish, from American Dad, except written well and actually funny, and not obsessed with fucking human chicks*.
*I think Klaus and Brian are enough evidence that Seth McFarlane is into bestiality. I'd check the Cleveland show to see if the talking bear is obsessed with fucking Cleveland's wife, but that show is cancer-terrible.
*I think Klaus and Brian are enough evidence that Seth McFarlane is into bestiality. I'd check the Cleveland show to see if the talking bear is obsessed with fucking Cleveland's wife, but that show is cancer-terrible.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I wouldn't call it bestiality if the being is sentient and can give consent.
Now, I'm positive that Seth McFarlane is a furry, that's not in debate here. As far as the Cleveland Show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWzzYnXequA
Now, I'm positive that Seth McFarlane is a furry, that's not in debate here. As far as the Cleveland Show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWzzYnXequA
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I wouldn't usually do so either, but these are three shows with talking animals that want our womens, where the majority of specimens of their respective species do not display the ability to talk or think as humans do. Brian and his gay cousin being outliers in a family of otherwise normal dogs.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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My youtube account is possibly getting suspended. It seems that they don't think "Count Arioch" is a real name even though I've answered to it since I was 14 years old.
They told me to give them a real name, and it would actually be reviewed by actual people. I'm hoping that they accept "Rusty Jones" as my name, because I don't give out my real name anymore since a friend got their bank account jacked via social engineering (seems Kaelik was in fact right about the internet anonymity thing after all...)
(I typically give "Rusty Shackelford" as my fake name of choice, but it said it would be reviewed by by actual people, which means at least one of them probably has seen King of the Hill and would get the reference).
They told me to give them a real name, and it would actually be reviewed by actual people. I'm hoping that they accept "Rusty Jones" as my name, because I don't give out my real name anymore since a friend got their bank account jacked via social engineering (seems Kaelik was in fact right about the internet anonymity thing after all...)
(I typically give "Rusty Shackelford" as my fake name of choice, but it said it would be reviewed by by actual people, which means at least one of them probably has seen King of the Hill and would get the reference).
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
Have you tried emailing them and explaining that?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
They keep asking me to change mine, but haven't given me any ultimatums like that
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
They keep giving me that bullshit, too. I'd really rather not my real name, assholes. :|
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Behold!
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
It will give you an address, credit card number, SSN and everything... Customizable by country, too.
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
It will give you an address, credit card number, SSN and everything... Customizable by country, too.
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