Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion

Wiseman · Post by **Wiseman** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:23 am

Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 6
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Area: 20-ft.-radius spread
Duration: 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will negates (see text)
Spell Resistance: No

Exactly what it sounds like.

This spell functions like Black Tentacles except that every creature who fails their grapple check takes 1d4 piercing/slashing damage per caster level and must make an additional grapple check. If a creature fails this check one of the tentacles forces it's self down an orifice of the casters choice. That creature takes an additional 1d4/2 caster levels piercing/slashing damage and is automatically nauseated. They then must succeed on a will save or take 1d6 points of Wis damage.
Material Component
A piece of tentacle from a giant octopus or a giant squid with needles inserted in it.

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Atmo · Post by **Atmo** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:14 pm

Insane and cool at the same time.

Red_Rob · Post by **Red_Rob** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:50 pm

Maybe I'm being oversensitive but it seems a bit... rapey. I get that's the "joke" but specifying "an orifice of the caster's choice" could have come from the FATAL rulebook, which is always a warning sign.

With jokes like this less is sometimes more. I'd be a bit less specific and just state the target is automatically Nauseated, let the reader's imagination do the rest.

By the way, is the target being permanently frightened meant to be a "humorous" reference to rape trauma? Because that seems really inappropriate.

Foxwarrior · Post by **Foxwarrior** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:34 pm

Also, the comic clearly indicates that it's a third level spell.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:13 pm

Red Rob- blame it on Rich Burlew. Also, "could have come from FATAL" is actually not an indictment*. I wrote up arrows of dragon rape based on reviewing FATAL, and I maintain they're an amusing item.
The actual problem is rape humour, which most people on the den have no issue with, and several people I know who've actually been raped have no issue with, strange as it is...

*unless you mean mechanics wise.

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:43 am

I think "permanently frightened" curves it towards "oh my gawwd"

but if it gave you a negative level, or did wisdom damage, that would be more "lol"

infected slut princess · Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:32 am

Rape magic for your rape mage. Wonderful. Make sure you stock up on searing seed scrolls as well! And you should gate in that devil whose special attack is blowing his load on enemies! Then you will be a true hero.

Atmo · Post by **Atmo** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:54 am

Gate is too strong, better rely on Summon Monster variants.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:17 pm

infected slut princess wrote:Rape magic for your rape mage. Wonderful. Make sure you stock up on searing seed scrolls as well! And you should gate in that devil whose special attack is blowing his load on enemies! Then you will be a true hero.

Searing Seed is an amazing spell. You kill your enemy and make half fiends! (which may be loyal to you, can't recall)