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Sounds like you're having the reverse browser cache problem as Stahlseele. His browser "saw" the one on funkyjunk, and his browser cached it so he kept seeing the real picture in links. Your browser "saw" the redirect and cached that so that you can't see the real one.

Refreshing should solve it. But failing that, clearing browser history definitely would.

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FrankTrollman wrote:Refreshing should solve it. But failing that, clearing browser history definitely would.
Most browsers won't clear the cache on a regular refresh. You can manually trigger a cache clear and refresh with ctrl+f5 on most browsers though. And if that fails you can go to clear the history.
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There are some quotes missing from those images. Like from the one where the chick has sex with a dragon who is reborn when she gives birth to an egg, and then it turns out the dragon - now her child - was her father. That one was translated into ye olden style of English.
"Such a delightful orifice thou hast."

"Thou art entering my backside even unto my arse."

"My seed welleth-up within me. I commeth!"
Hentai is hilarious.
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To be honest, a few of the quotes on that collage aren't even particularly weird, just gay. Really think they should have gone the extra mile and found more quotes about time traveling necro incest or whatever rather than fill up the holes with bare descriptions of sodomy. Neither buttsecks nor man on man felatio are by themselves WTF enough to warrant being in a "WTF Hentai?!" collage, in my opinion. You got quotes in there about a character taking the virginity of their own mom (which I have no idea how that's even possible and probably don't want to know), and giving advice about how to respond to being raped by a Siberian Tiger. That sets the bar for insanity so high that sex being "gay" is just a letdown.

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I assumed the gay quotes were man-on-dickgirl myself. I found that assuming "dickgirl" in the context of hentai until proven otherwise is a wise course of action.

Not that I don't find the idea fascinating, but is that a common fetish in Japan? Because it seems like an odd thing to fixate on.
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FrankTrollman wrote:To be honest, a few of the quotes on that collage aren't even particularly weird, just gay. Really think they should have gone the extra mile and found more quotes about time traveling necro incest or whatever rather than fill up the holes with bare descriptions of sodomy. Neither buttsecks nor man on man felatio are by themselves WTF enough to warrant being in a "WTF Hentai?!" collage, in my opinion. You got quotes in there about a character taking the virginity of their own mom (which I have no idea how that's even possible and probably don't want to know), and giving advice about how to respond to being raped by a Siberian Tiger. That sets the bar for insanity so high that sex being "gay" is just a letdown.

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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I assumed the gay quotes were man-on-dickgirl myself. I found that assuming "dickgirl" in the context of hentai until proven otherwise is a wise course of action.

Not that I don't find the idea fascinating, but is that a common fetish in Japan? Because it seems like an odd thing to fixate on.
Well, it's more common than [EDITED]. Which is also a thing.
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FrankTrollman wrote: You got quotes in there about a character taking the virginity of their own mom (which I have no idea how that's even possible and probably don't want to know)
Time travel obviously, I'd be suprised if their isn't hentai based on All You Zombies.
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What's that rule again? Oh, yeah: Rule 34, dude.
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You got quotes in there about a character taking the virginity of their own mom (which I have no idea how that's even possible and probably don't want to know)
Didn't that happen in Futurama as well?
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Futurama was Fry's Grandma i think.
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Yeah, it was.

Literal Grandfather Paradox.

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on the other hand . . would that sort of thing not basically make him immortal? O.o
at least up to the point where he actually did it?
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I actually kind of like the idea rolling so awesomely in a perform check to play a noble scion of a lost throne that spectators forget they're watching a play and come to your aid.
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Good old dwarf fortress.

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It was fun trying though.
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Someone needs to hire a nude model for this artist. Or a hooker. Or buy him a damned playboy, for fucks sake, because he clearly has no idea what boobs look like.
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Is She-Hulk supposed to be topless in that picture...? If so, it comes off very poorly.

Speaking of boobs, when I read the one with the kid and Ghost Rider, when he was asking if he was wearing boots, I initially thought he was asking if he was wearing "boobs", because the quality of the print isn't all that great.
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No, I think she's supposed to be barely contained. Then again, she's also supposed to have bigger tits than that. And nipples.
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I know, right? Her right boobie is hangin' all the way out, and yet it's smoother than Frank Sinatra at an Italian pizza joint.
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