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Unless the cuckold gets turned into a sub slave, in which case it's just a fantasy about being dominated by beautiful women and large men, often with feminization, with some added bizarreness of an unfaithful wife.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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So, the other day I goes to Friendlys, right, cause I really, really like their chicken strips, mashed potatoes, and ice cream, especially that thing where they take a soft serve, add some toppings and shit, and then blend it all together into an awesome orgy of flavor; I think it's called a FriendZ (dumb name, but delicious).
Anyway, I order my usual meal (chicken strips with two sides of mashed), and I eat and I finish and I'm like, yo, I want an ice cream. So I says to the waitress, "Yo, toots, bring over that thing where they take a soft serve, add some toppings and shit, and then blend it all together into an awesome orgy of flavor, but with chocolate icre cream and some other shit that I can't remember," and the waitress is like, "ayup," and I'm like, "bitchin'."
And so I waits for my ice cream, and when it comes I'm like, "aww yeah," and then I starts to dig in but then I realize that the chocolate ice cream isn't actually chocolate ice cream, it's vanilla.
So I'm like, "Yo, waitress-dude, wassup with this shit? This ain't chocolate, this vanilla. I want the stuff that comes from Theobroma cacao seed pods, not the shit fromVanilla planifolia." And the waitress is like, "I'm sorry, but Friendlys doesn't carry chocolate soft serve anymore; it's a chain-wide business new direction thingy", and I'm like "What. The. FUCK."
Who and why did Friendlys fucking drops chocolate soft serve ice cream? Why would any ice cream place do that? WHY DID THEY DO IT? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??
Anyway, I order my usual meal (chicken strips with two sides of mashed), and I eat and I finish and I'm like, yo, I want an ice cream. So I says to the waitress, "Yo, toots, bring over that thing where they take a soft serve, add some toppings and shit, and then blend it all together into an awesome orgy of flavor, but with chocolate icre cream and some other shit that I can't remember," and the waitress is like, "ayup," and I'm like, "bitchin'."
And so I waits for my ice cream, and when it comes I'm like, "aww yeah," and then I starts to dig in but then I realize that the chocolate ice cream isn't actually chocolate ice cream, it's vanilla.
So I'm like, "Yo, waitress-dude, wassup with this shit? This ain't chocolate, this vanilla. I want the stuff that comes from Theobroma cacao seed pods, not the shit fromVanilla planifolia." And the waitress is like, "I'm sorry, but Friendlys doesn't carry chocolate soft serve anymore; it's a chain-wide business new direction thingy", and I'm like "What. The. FUCK."
Who and why did Friendlys fucking drops chocolate soft serve ice cream? Why would any ice cream place do that? WHY DID THEY DO IT? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Because they figure that putting chocolate syrup in vanilla ice cream is the same as chocolate ice cream?
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That'd be my guess too, if it didn't make cones of chocolate soft serve impossible.
It's worth noting that Shrapnel is a pickier eater than most 4 year olds, and I say this being a man of extremely unusual tastes.
It's worth noting that Shrapnel is a pickier eater than most 4 year olds, and I say this being a man of extremely unusual tastes.
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
...do you have to go to special discerning, legitimate business men to satisfy your extremely unusual tastes?Darth Rabbitt wrote:That'd be my guess too, if it didn't make cones of chocolate soft serve impossible.
It's worth noting that Shrapnel is a pickier eater than most 4 year olds, and I say this being a man of extremely unusual tastes.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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And do these businessmen know how to properly prepare century eggs or surströmming? Because those are my unusual tastes.
I have a weird question, can you be celibate without being a virgin? Just wondering if the word applies. I found I enjoy how few fucks I am required to give when I'm not dating and would like to continue not giving fucks, both literally and figuratively.
I have a weird question, can you be celibate without being a virgin? Just wondering if the word applies. I found I enjoy how few fucks I am required to give when I'm not dating and would like to continue not giving fucks, both literally and figuratively.
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I contend that one can give a fuck about some things while not giving a fuck about others. Giving a fuck is not an everything or nothing equation. In this case, I give a fuck about using the correct words for things because I'm terrible with them.
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
Yeah, celibate just means having made a decision to not have sex. Hell, it may not even imply a decision. ...on the other hand, I'm not sure if masturbation "counts" or not...
Merriam Webster says:
Merriam Webster says:
So, there you go. Apparently, I could apply the word to myself, oddly enough...noun
1. a person who abstains from sexual relations.
2. a person who remains unmarried, especially for religious reasons.
adjective
3. observing or pertaining to sexual abstention or a religious vow not to marry.
4. not married.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
I stare at you blankly in confusion, Arioch. On one hand I'm sort of mentally patronizing you and thinking you must be missing out on something truly essential and human, on the other hand I'm marvelling the fact that you can apparently have just as deep as emotional connection with a girl without sex, which is not something I'm wired to understand.
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Trust me, I've had lots of freaky circus sex in my time. But I'll be honest and say that for me to date, it takes a lot of time and money; both of which I'm running out of. Moreover, I've spent nearly my entire life making other people happy and now I'm wanting to do things that make myself happy. If nothing else, looking back at my past tells me that the best parts of my life are ahead of me. Few people can honestly say that.
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In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
If you're going by the oldskool European (ie Christian) definition, then masturbation breaks your vow of celibacy. Luckily, few people today are Christians born in medieval times - a dozen, tops.Prak_Anima wrote:Yeah, celibate just means having made a decision to not have sex. Hell, it may not even imply a decision. ...on the other hand, I'm not sure if masturbation "counts" or not...
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
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One of my next-door neighbors has been a Christian since fire was first mastered by mankind. He's really scary, and is covered in a thick, shaggy body hair. I seriously think that he also does The Most Dangerous Game type shit, 'cause I've heard he owns a small island in the Pacific. I don't know if that's true, but I've swear I've seen human skulls adorning his mantle-place.
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Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Well, Satanists are only evil Christians neh?
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
No, satanists are goth kids who decided to make misanthropy their religion.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Satan is a Christian Idea.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Satan is a name. Some people use it to describe one thing, modern satanists use it to describe something completely different.Stahlseele wrote:Satan is a Christian Idea.
Gaia is a greek name, but that sure as fuck doesn't mean that Hippies talking about Mother Earth think that it gave birth to Zeus.
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That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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You're right that the Jews had the concept of an adversary, but did they ever use the name "Satan" in the Old Testament? From what I remember, he wasn't actually named until the New Testament.Winnah wrote:Satan is a Jewish idea.
The anthromorphic personification of Satan, as a malevolent Dionysus/Pagan Horned God expy, is definately Christian, but the Hebrews still get to call ownership on their word for adversary.
That being said, I don't think he was even mentioned as a concept in the OT that often. There's the snake in the garden of eden, which according to that story, is just a talking snake; nothing else is attributed to it aside from Christians reading their narrative backward into the story. There's the guy who fucks with Job and his family on a bet with God, but I also don't think he's named "Satan". I can't think of any other mentions off the top of my head.