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"You don't deserve to get into our Hell! You ain't Metal enough! It's not OUR fault that they don't want you upstairs!"
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Yeah, ICP's fanbase is even crazier than Linkin Park's used to be.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

Jack Black is pretty typical as far as metalheads go. Seriously.
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generally nice people that get loud from time to time and look kinda scary
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:generally nice people that get loud from time to time and look kinda scary
Compared to the evil fucking people that get loud too often and look otherwise normal, the choice is easy.
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Not really an image macro, but just the text. You get to mentally provide the inspirational picture to go with this one. (I'd go with those "Pillars of Creation" Hubble photo).
He is everywhere
In the heavens and the Earth

He makes the starts shine
yet He cannot be seen

He is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe

He can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down

He can take many forms

He can help heal
He can help kill

He can help create
and He can help destroy

Praise be unto He
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'd get the cutlery, the wheelbarrow, and the video camera.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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I'd get the Vaseline, rat poison, and the birthday cake for grandma.
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Ahh, I remember the original thread. One of the good ones was "Toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. Because that'd be a first for a WalMart customer."
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I thought they were already matched up, row by row.

That being said, I've never read Fifty Shades of Grey, but I know about it's general content. Is there a reference to an actual cucumber in there?
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The water pistols filled with lighter fluid looks like it'd be the most fun.
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Shrapnel wrote:The water pistols filled with lighter fluid looks like it'd be the most fun.
Especially since those are the type where you can make them aim backward!

My dad got one if his cousins with one for those for several minutes before she realized that he was somehow "shooting" her from around corners. He restrained, however, and used water instead of lighter fluid.
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http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageda ... aed_01.gif

EDIT: Actually, the whole article's great. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photosh ... olding.php
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Pregnancy test, hangers, video camera.

or

Cutlery, curtain, rope.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I would've gone with either Prak's first choice or Shrapnel's.
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I don't get the belt, underwear, and red bull...
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...You Lost Me wrote:I don't get the belt, underwear, and red bull...
I'm not sure if that's a belt or a leash, but either way I don't get it either.
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Feed Grandpa a bunch of red bull. Dress him in the granny panties. Take him for a walk.
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It''s an adjustable leash. Maybe a reference to people who choke themselves while they masterbate. The red bull to stop you from falling asleep after you rub one out?
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:...
That's a satirical account, right? Right?
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Nope.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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