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Yeah... our dickheads conservatives dickheads want to do that too.
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Koumei wrote:
Ausfailia has declared that war recently, and it's not looking like it will have that weird reverse effect. Such gems include abolishing the minimum wage, so as to increase government funds.
What? There isn't even a logical connection there, much less a true one. Do conservatives write their talking points on the theory that no one knows anything about any economic issue whatsoever?
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I think it's the only way they can reconcile writing economic policy while not knowing shit about it themselves.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I'll explain it on Non-US News That Etc (even though Ausfailia is practically a very small and shitty US).
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50k a year, snakes? Damn. Way to beat out man's best friend.

Seems odd that deer are not on there since they cause something like 200 deaths a year with auto-collisions in the US.
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Over here, horses cause the most deaths per year. Though for what it's worth, if people tried riding sharks around there'd be more shark-related deaths.
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For deer and horses, it's not really the animal that kills you so much as whatever you crash into. I can definitely see why they didn't count deer-related auto accidents.
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From the Ukrainian protests, so I'm told. Apparently they have a level 5 wizard?
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That's clearly Burning Hands, not Fireball. Fireballs are tiny red beads.
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Too long range for Burning Hands. I'd say Channeled Pyroblast or Kelgore's Fire Bolt.
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What is a protoukr?
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Prak_Anima wrote:What is a protoukr?
Ancient Ukrainian, a predecessor to modern ukrainian people.
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Ah, gotcha.
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Prak_Anima wrote:Ah, gotcha.
It's how dinosaurs came from fire-breathing magical dragons, so Ukrainians came from fire-breathing magical proto-Ukrainians who achieved Nirvanna. Which is why there are no proto-Ukrainians anymore.
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scandinavia and the world!
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Yes. I am a religious follower. :)
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Popping in briefly to post an image and then disappear.

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I don't know how Cynic missed the fact that this is not a single image but here's the rest.

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OK, the last 2 completely surprised me ^^
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In hindsight, its fairly obvious. The doll he's holding in the first panel is a princes.
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And the gold. Lots of gold. And the dragon in the third panel. And the gold.
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And the people in the support meeting are in hindsight obviously a vampire and a minotaur.
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