Ah. I see where we've been miscommunicating.
Frank, you're applying
real world biology to Ars Magica. Which is fine and all in games which are set in the real world, but not Ars Magica. See, Ars Magica is set in Mythic Europe, which doesn't run by real world science but instead runs by the rules the people at the time thought it ran by. Which means that the physics are Aristotelean, the cosmology is Ptolemean, and the biology is by Galen and Paracelsus.
You understand biology. You know what Galen and Paracelsus were like. They were full of stupid stuff which
sounds reasonable to someone who didn't know any better, but which is totally ridiculous to us because we know about stuff that they didn't. Which sounds stupid but remember that this is a world in which a guy can totally learn to cast fireballs by reading a book and chanting in Latin, and if that's not stupid then nothing is.
I trained as an astrophysicist. I understand that in the world we live, the solar system looks like this:
But in Mythic Europe, the solar system looks like this:
If I cast a teleport spell in Ars Magica that will get me up 200km above the earth, I will not enter orbit. Instead I will fall back down, because there's no such thing as orbit and since I'm sinful, gravity will pull my sinful ass back the fuck down to earth with a thump.
Similarly, trying to grow a horn out of someone's skin is not simply a manipulation of keratin because in Ars Magica
there is no such thing as keratin. Horns are made of horn and skin is made of skin. God designed humanity without horns, and he designed buffalo with horns, and therefore to make a human have horns you need to use Muto Corpus Animal. Humans can't have horns without magic or faeries or demons or the divine acting on them. Those things run around a lot and do stuff and so you will see humans with horns, but you will not see them happening naturally. Which means it isn't Rego.
Similarly, trees grow fruit because God decreed that that's what trees do, so you can make trees grow fruit with Rego Herbam. You can create mushrooms with Herbam magic because fungi are plants, but you can't cure a yeast infection with it because yeast infections aren't caused by fungi - they're caused by imbalanced humours, and that needs Corpus magic.
There's an entire book they put out called Art & Academe, which explores the implications of how the academic theories of the time work with magic. It is pretty awesome.
I've read your posts. You're a smart guy. You understand that games happen in worlds where the laws of physics are different from ours, and the implications of that. This is a world like that. It is internally consistent and its rules are understood by all the NPCs inside the world, but trying to bring our out of game knowledge into it can get you into trouble. As in this case.
Edited to say: This is why I will remain of the position that it isn't a case of "Mother, May I?" It's a case of "Aristotle, May I?", which is morally no different from "Rulebook, May I?" and if you find
that to be overly constraining then I think we have no common ground on which to continue this discussion.