It's Personal...

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Wed May 20, 2015 7:30 pm

I'm not really sure why a group who are all fucking each other is the opposite a group with a controlling in-house style. Honestly I'd expect them to coincide often.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sun May 24, 2015 7:44 am

I am deciding to splurge a bit and I'm having a few drinks tonight, enjoying some nice cider. Although right now I don't have a lot of local friends (lost all but one due to me making a mistake I've made before and that I'm too old to repeat. Probably because I'm stupid despite my claims to the contrary), I'm drinking to my personal demons tonight. Because really, those guys seem lonelier than I am right now.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri May 29, 2015 7:39 pm

Today, I realized that my entire book can be summarized as "There's already porn of it."

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Fri May 29, 2015 7:58 pm

Ancient History wrote:Today, I realized that my entire book can be summarized as "There's already porn of it."

Your bibliography for research must be interesting and impressive.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:06 pm

Oh, it is. Have you any idea how hard it is to track down academic articles on tentacle erotica in English?

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri May 29, 2015 10:53 pm

Title idea- "At the Mountains of Rule 34"

alternatively- "Call of Rule 34"

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat May 30, 2015 1:41 am

I had a dream last night about a girl and hot dogs.

She'd never seen a hot dog before.

So she cut them in half, and baked them with garlic and onions and olives and oil, with a side of small yellow potatoes stuff with chilies.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat May 30, 2015 1:50 am

Except for the olives, I'm totally onboard with that.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:39 am

Ancient History wrote:I had a dream last night about a girl and hot dogs.

She'd never seen a hot dog before.

Just sayin'... After your prior conversation, there is literally no way that I could read this far and not go where no mind should actually go.

So she cut them in half, and baked them with garlic and onions and olives and oil, with a side of small yellow potatoes stuff with chilies.

That actually sounds almost good!

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat May 30, 2015 4:43 am

Having a bout of rage like I haven't had for a few years. I'm trying to keep it under control but I'm feeling very angry right now...

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat May 30, 2015 10:01 pm

https://factsprovidence.wordpress.com/m ... vidence-1/

http://imgur.com/a/znkqe#0

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun May 31, 2015 4:02 pm

A couple nights ago I had a first date with a dude and we reminisced about how we and other people we knew have come out. When I got home I read up on strategies for assassin junglers in League... or maybe builds for Rogues in Tales of Maj'Eyal. I forget. Could be both. Anyway, I passed out into a narcoleptic slumber and woke up mumbling something about how coming out of the closet should do at least 500 damage with optimal items, so it was important to wait until at least 3 targets would be in the AOE.

vagrant · Post by **vagrant** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:42 pm

Met a girl at a bar last night, red-headed lead singer for a metalcore band. She seemed totally into me and we hung out the entire night, and only went home at 7 the next morning. Now I'm hoping I read her reactions right and not screw it up...

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:06 pm

I got a new slatted frame with a motor for my bed.
The motor is not strong enough to actually lift my weight.
I had to get a new mattress because of that.
Seeing how spring frame mattresses do not like to be bent out of shape like that on a regular basis, i had to go with a cellular material one and it's hard getting used to it and thus sleeping on my bed is now pretty uncomfortable -.-

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:09 am

Forgive me if I'm being oblivious here, but why do you need a motor for your bed that lifts your weight? I'm not "calling you out", it just sounds like that's the most interesting part of the story you just told and you glossed over the details

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:05 am

'Cause i'm lazy as fuck and that was the main reason for me actually getting the new parts ._.
I basically have nowhere else in my room where i can comfortably watch stuff on my TV but on my bed.
No room for a couch or easy chair
So i decided to make my bed into something as close to that as possible.
When i am not in it, the motor will lift front/back of the mattress just fine, and i can get in after that again without it breaking down under me, but that means having to get out of bed every time i want to change the position, which is, to say the least, very annyoing to me . .

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:07 am

Or.... sit up?

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:07 am

So yeah, I put an ad ut on Craigslist to find local groups because why not? Turns out the only offer I got was to join a Changeling game. Even with my tolerance for terrible games that's a bit much for me...

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:45 am

Prak wrote:Or.... sit up?

i'd have to scoot down pretty far for that to work too, because the lift starts at below my butt cheeks.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:13 pm

If I didn't know you were in Germany, this is the point where I'd be posting a 'Murica meme

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:28 am

Hey, americans are not the only ones lazy.
And as you can see, i am pretty damn good at it too!

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:31 am

It's like Epic Meal Time. Every time they make something with 10s of thousands of calories, my mind reflexively thinks "this is why other countries hate us" and then immediately remember they're Canadian.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:43 am

Have you been reading Scandinavia and the World, Prak?

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:44 am

I don't. I really should...

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:56 am

Ancient History wrote:Have you been reading Scandinavia and the World, Prak?

I just read today's. How apropos.