DSMatticus wrote:This is an asynchronous communication medium. We are very specifically not having a conversation, and nothing anyone says will ever interrupt anything anyone else says.
Chamomile wrote:So I realize that this is a general thread and bringing up sudden tangents is actually totally normal and accepted.
Glad we're in agreement, I guess?
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SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS WEATHER WE'RE HAVING. IT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING, ISN'T IT? THERE'S WEATHER ALL OVER THE PLACE. WELL CAN'T LAZE ABOUT MAKING SMALL TALK ALL DAY SEE YOU AROUND.
Someone challenged me to write an excerpt from FIFTY SHADES OF MAPLE SYRUP - designed for a Canadian audience:
She couldn't meet his gaze. "You find yourself in a very...sticky situation, Miss Quire." All she could see was the shining knife in his hands, the golden syrup yet untouched on the table, pregnant with possibilities. "But I might yet have a use for that tongue of yours." Her knees shivered, suddenly weak.
Despite statins making my life a lot harder, I'm making gains in the gym. Judging by my new max deadlift I've gained 3 points of STR in the past 3 months... Still embarrassingly low but hey, progress!
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
virgil wrote:Lovecraft didn't later add a love triangle between Dagon, Chtulhu, & the Colour-Out-of-Space; only to have it broken up through cyber-bullying by the King in Yellow.
FrankTrollman wrote:If your enemy is fucking Gravity, are you helping or hindering it by putting things on high shelves? I don't fucking know! That's not even a thing. Your enemy can't be Gravity, because that's stupid.
I once tried to argue for a strength/con increase through roleplaying because my paladin did pushups and jogged when he got up in the mornings.
Of course, the ROLEplaying, not ROLLplaying DM didn't give it to me...
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
You don't understand! The wall needs FRESH blood! When it dries, it's the wrong COLOR!
Koumei wrote:...is the dead guy posthumously at fault for his own death and, due to the felony murder law, his own murderer?
hyzmarca wrote:A palace made out of poop is much more impressive than one made out of gold. Stinkier, but more impressive. One is an ostentatious display of wealth. The other is a miraculous engineering feat.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.