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- Knight-Baron
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Fuck that one jump in the starting stage (the one with the beetle on a narrow platform after a long jump).
FUCK IT WITH A GIANT DRILL DICK.
Edit: I speak of the Plague Knight DLC in case anyone was wondering.
FUCK IT WITH A GIANT DRILL DICK.
Edit: I speak of the Plague Knight DLC in case anyone was wondering.
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"Lurker and fan of random stuff." - Icy's occupation
sabs wrote:And Yes, being Finnish makes you Evil.
virgil wrote:And has been successfully proven with Pathfinder, you can just say you improved the system from 3E without doing so and many will believe you to the bitter end.
Yeah, that opening stage is very much "You must learn how to do THIS".icyshadowlord wrote:Fuck that one jump in the starting stage (the one with the beetle on a narrow platform after a long jump).
FUCK IT WITH A GIANT DRILL DICK.
Edit: I speak of the Plague Knight DLC in case anyone was wondering.
Died an embarrassing number of times there.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Been playing some Touhou, specifically 6 and 10. As per it's reputation, it has only female characters and is ungodly hard. Your enemies have magical powers and like to cast "transmute screen to bullets". I'm told that there's a giant difficulty spike in level 5. I wouldn't know; I've never gotten there.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
- Whipstitch
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I've been playing NBA 2k16's career mode, which was created with input from Spike Lee. A lot of people have been bitching about this mode on the grounds that the cut scenes in no way reflect how they would conduct themselves should they suddenly find themselves to be top flight NBA prospects. These people are dumb killjoys and I hate them. They should be embracing this glorious opportunity to play out the dreams of a 7 foot tall white dude who doesn't realize he's adopted.
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bears fall, everyone dies
Hurrah, I'm not the biggest noob in Touhou ever!name_here wrote:Been playing some Touhou, specifically 6 and 10. As per it's reputation, it has only female characters and is ungodly hard. Your enemies have magical powers and like to cast "transmute screen to bullets". I'm told that there's a giant difficulty spike in level 5. I wouldn't know; I've never gotten there.
A dirty trick for Touhou 10: Play Marisa B, charge up only to three lasers, then fire away unfocused. The game will still be hard to beat, but you may be able to reach stage 5.
Less dirty advice: don't move too much. There's openings in the enemy patterns. Most bullets are only lethal if your character's center touches the bullet's center, so you can "graze" shot barrages where there should be no escape route. And you'll even earn extra points for the trouble. And extra points in Touhou 6 earns you extra lifes.
Save your bombs for those "OMGHOWAREYOUSUPPOSEDTODODGETHAT" moments. But if you screw up, bomb up anyway.
Touhou 8, Imperishable Night, should be less brutal for beginners, because it's specially generous with extra lifes and bombs, and Death Bombing is also easier (in Touhou you don't die instantly, there's a fraction of second you remain alive and can activate a bomb. In Touhou 8 that time is increased across the board, and is actually over a second for team Reimu). Also has several of the most popular characters packaged together for convenience's sake. And multiple routes.
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- Knight-Baron
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I don't recall when was the last time I played Touhou. I generally got to the last boss on 6 but then ran out of lives.
"Lurker and fan of random stuff." - Icy's occupation
sabs wrote:And Yes, being Finnish makes you Evil.
virgil wrote:And has been successfully proven with Pathfinder, you can just say you improved the system from 3E without doing so and many will believe you to the bitter end.
Stage 3's boss would like a word with you.maglag wrote:
Touhou 8, Imperishable Night, should be less brutal for beginners
DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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- Knight-Baron
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Meiling turned out to be surprisingly difficult for me, and she's the third boss of Touhou 6...
"Lurker and fan of random stuff." - Icy's occupation
sabs wrote:And Yes, being Finnish makes you Evil.
virgil wrote:And has been successfully proven with Pathfinder, you can just say you improved the system from 3E without doing so and many will believe you to the bitter end.
Pfftt, Touhou 11 has the second stage boss already pack several extra-evil spellcards. Although then Zun decided to start pulling back his punches because damn that game was hard even by Touhou standards.
Meiling's still pretty nasty with her rainbow storms. However if you manage to avoid having any epileptic attacks, her shots at least have a constant rythm and you just need to follow her tempo.
Or just shotgun her ass. Marisa's master spark MASTAH SPARKO can almost one-shot Meiling's spellcards.
But then you arrive at the magic library and oh gods so many traps...
Meiling's still pretty nasty with her rainbow storms. However if you manage to avoid having any epileptic attacks, her shots at least have a constant rythm and you just need to follow her tempo.
Or just shotgun her ass. Marisa's master spark MASTAH SPARKO can almost one-shot Meiling's spellcards.
But then you arrive at the magic library and oh gods so many traps...
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I stopped playing last year after 1ccing most of the games on Lunatic, but since Touhou 15 and TouhouCon I've been getting back in the groove. It seems like a great year for Touhou in general and I haven't even played 14.5 yet.
Best general advice I can give is to use practice mode. Fighting Meiling five times is faster and more informative than failing a 1cc.
Best general advice I can give is to use practice mode. Fighting Meiling five times is faster and more informative than failing a 1cc.
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- Knight-Baron
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I forgot there was a Practice Mode.
Then again, I haven't had time for half of my games lately.
Then again, I haven't had time for half of my games lately.
"Lurker and fan of random stuff." - Icy's occupation
sabs wrote:And Yes, being Finnish makes you Evil.
virgil wrote:And has been successfully proven with Pathfinder, you can just say you improved the system from 3E without doing so and many will believe you to the bitter end.
- Shrapnel
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I fucking hate Gorons and their fucking goddamn minigames. FUCK GORONS. THEY CAN ALL FREEZE THE FUCK THE DEATH.
Seriously, whoever created the Goron racing mini-game and the godfucking awful dancing minigame NEEDS TO DIE.
FUCK GORONS.
NO, REALLY. FUCK THEM.
Seriously, whoever created the Goron racing mini-game and the godfucking awful dancing minigame NEEDS TO DIE.
FUCK GORONS.
NO, REALLY. FUCK THEM.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Rpgmaker MV is coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=hTim6ClmASk
http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/products/pro ... g-maker-mv
They brought back some features from RM2k3
Maps now have three layers (why they took that away in the first place is odd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=hTim6ClmASk
http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/products/pro ... g-maker-mv
They brought back some features from RM2k3
Maps now have three layers (why they took that away in the first place is odd)
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
]I want him to tongue-punch my box.
The divine in me says the divine in you should go fuck itself.
Tell us how you really feel, Shrap.Shrapnel wrote:I fucking hate Gorons and their fucking goddamn minigames. FUCK GORONS. THEY CAN ALL FREEZE THE FUCK THE DEATH.
Seriously, whoever created the Goron racing mini-game and the godfucking awful dancing minigame NEEDS TO DIE.
FUCK GORONS.
NO, REALLY. FUCK THEM.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
That race is brutal. The way I had to do it was memorize the track, find the jumps and then stuff like hug the inside of the curves, especially that big one near the end where there's that dip in the wall.Shrapnel wrote:Seriously, after trying TWENTY times to win that fucking race in MM, I have no love for those stone-hard fucks.
Basically, the other Gorons are faster on a straight line so you have to go with path efficiency to win.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Or you grab a bottle of the magic milk from the cow girl and remain in super spiked mode all the time. Which was what I did the first time I played the game and realized the other gorons were indeed faster than me in normal mode.Maxus wrote:That race is brutal. The way I had to do it was memorize the track, find the jumps and then stuff like hug the inside of the curves, especially that big one near the end where there's that dip in the wall.Shrapnel wrote:Seriously, after trying TWENTY times to win that fucking race in MM, I have no love for those stone-hard fucks.
Basically, the other Gorons are faster on a straight line so you have to go with path efficiency to win.
?maglag wrote:Or you grab a bottle of the magic milk from the cow girl and remain in super spiked mode all the time. Which was what I did the first time I played the game and realized the other gorons were indeed faster than me in normal mode.Maxus wrote:That race is brutal. The way I had to do it was memorize the track, find the jumps and then stuff like hug the inside of the curves, especially that big one near the end where there's that dip in the wall.Shrapnel wrote:Seriously, after trying TWENTY times to win that fucking race in MM, I have no love for those stone-hard fucks.
Basically, the other Gorons are faster on a straight line so you have to go with path efficiency to win.
Spiked Mode just lets you vaguely keep up. You still have to hit the jumps (to cut out the hills) and cut your corners.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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So the new Lego game, Lego Dimensions, features GLaDOS. Including a new song by her.
This makes me happy. I still feel bad about murdering her.
This makes me happy. I still feel bad about murdering her.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
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Armikrog finally came out - a game from the developer of Earthworm Jim and the Neverhood Chronicles. It's a claymation point-and-click with a great soundtrack. I haven't played it yet, but I'm pretty hiped.
The theme song of Neverhod. A cover by a metal band.
The theme song of Neverhod. A cover by a metal band.