Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest?Ancient History wrote:
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That only raises more questions.Ancient History wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0
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Ancient History, I have so many questions.
Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?
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Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.
Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?
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Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.
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I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.hyzmarca wrote:DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.
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Finally, I'm not the only person completely mystified by the shit AH posts!DSMatticus wrote:Ancient History, I have so many questions.
Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?
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Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.
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Some freak from a menagerie?
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Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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i guess you never are the only one.
and now one from the category:"i'm going to hell for laughing at this, and so are you"
and now one from the category:"i'm going to hell for laughing at this, and so are you"
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No, I'm more of a macrophile. Dated a chick that was 4'10" with M-cup boobs a while back and it skewed my perspective. No judgments to people who have other tastes but I can't even be arsed if there are fewer than 3 d's in there.Prak wrote:I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.hyzmarca wrote:DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?
Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.
There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.
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...you're like if /d/ were a person.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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