Tomb of Xagyg: Solo Dungeon & Dragons Adventure
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I would suggest we not talk back to the being who holds the key to turning Gorman back to normal. Just quietly give the Enchanter the book.
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Gorman flicks his head, and Urlik reluctantly strides forward and hands the book into the eager hands of the seated figure.
"Ah...excellent. You may make a useful servant yet." He waves his hand dismissively. Gorman feels the world go wrong for a moment, and then with a gasp he realizes he feels the cold, dressed stones of the dungeon floors beneath his fingers. A little awkwardly, the dwarf stands. The whole bipedal thing feels a bit unnatural after being an ungulate. "You may go now."
"Ah...excellent. You may make a useful servant yet." He waves his hand dismissively. Gorman feels the world go wrong for a moment, and then with a gasp he realizes he feels the cold, dressed stones of the dungeon floors beneath his fingers. A little awkwardly, the dwarf stands. The whole bipedal thing feels a bit unnatural after being an ungulate. "You may go now."
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I count 4,133 GP worth of assorted currency. Probably round that down to 4000 to account for conversion rates on the gems.
Which I don't think covers the cost of a self resetting Create Food and Water trap, or more seriously the lifetime food costs of a dwarf and troll.
Which I don't think covers the cost of a self resetting Create Food and Water trap, or more seriously the lifetime food costs of a dwarf and troll.
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Gain an ally against the incontinent porcelain wizard? Hell yeah!
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Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Oh, right, totally forgot about this. We could try sneaking past the bear, in the hope that if we run into anything scary, we can run away and have it get run into the bear.
Similar to the two guys and the slowest one gets eaten by the bear except the bear is one of the guys and the other bear is a yet unknown monster.
Similar to the two guys and the slowest one gets eaten by the bear except the bear is one of the guys and the other bear is a yet unknown monster.
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If you're going to rob it while it's sleeping, it's only proper to stab it to death first. Also, it keeps you from waking it up accidentally.Thaluikhain wrote:We could steal the werebears pants while he is asleep, and leave a note claiming to be from the enchanter and mocking his pantslessness. Or possibly some other not terrible idea.
But yeah, I guess if the troll says it's cool, we can let it live instead.
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