
Katie Porter is relentless!!!
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Trump just had a bunch of business leaders shake his hands and said that he doesn't quarantine himself after taking pictures with himself and someone who tested positive for COVID-19 because he takes pictures with hundreds of people a day. I just... what?Nebuchadnezzar wrote:I prefer to read transcripts of press conferences when available as a matter of self-preservation. This makes witnessing the current conference somehow worse. I think my finding that 45's directly refusing to take responsibility and making facile comparisons to swine flu is only exceeded in offensiveness by Pence sucking off Target for allocating some parking lot space is due to my relative privilege.
That quote is going on a million memes, but it's also probably going to be the money quote for this whole era in future history. This is going to be the signature quote of the Trump administration. We've hit peak Trump.Donald Trump wrote:I don't take responsibility at all.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Unrestricted Diplomat 5314 wrote:Accept this truth, as the wisdom of the Crafted: when the oppressors and abusers have won, when the boot of the callous has already trampled you flat, you should always, always take your swing."
This is the one that currently seems most likely, I expect a reasonably effective vaccine and/or much improved understanding of effective treatment practices inside 24 months. However, I wouldn't rule out the "this is life now" scenario, especially if it mutates and we end up dealing with multiple slightly different strains of the virus.Chamomile wrote:-The worst pandemic in a century, but it passes. Coronavirus has a reinfection rate too low to survive once it runs out of naive hosts, or else an effective vaccine is developed within a few years, or else effective quarantines kill it off within a few years. Coronavirus racks up a global death toll in the millions/tens of millions before it's cured/contained/our biology adapts to it. The population of people in their 60s, 70s, and 80s is decimated in the meantime, but the plague does not become a permanent fixture of the future. The decline in elderly population levels out after a few years as people 60 and below faced few fatalities in the plague, and begin aging into the partly-vacant 70s/80s age brackets. The decline in key demographics may swing some critical elections, but also might have no impact on history at all.
"That the White House is finally treating testing with any kind of urgency is a welcome, if belated, push. But the apparent miscommunication—or outright misrepresentation—may bode poorly for the administration’s broader efforts."Josh_Kablack wrote:Can I wish that the Senators who neutered impeachment be tried for criminally negligent mass homicide?
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Coughing in public is rapidly becoming as socially unacceptable as farting in a crowded elevator.erik wrote:I hate that this thing is making me feel like a hypochondriac. I had a sore throat for a few days and every time I blew my nose (rare) I'd be like "Is this it?" Ditto whenever anyone else coughs.