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The Saga of Boatmurdered!
I found it to be pretty entertaining all round, but you can start in media res by skipping to the reign of StarkRavingMad, who narrates in a really good Swearengen impression.
I found it to be pretty entertaining all round, but you can start in media res by skipping to the reign of StarkRavingMad, who narrates in a really good Swearengen impression.
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This could be in IMHO, but, eh, this makes me cry, so..
Have a look at the current D&D Wiki Featured Article.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Cassia_%28DnD_Deity%29
Have a look at the current D&D Wiki Featured Article.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Cassia_%28DnD_Deity%29
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
I'm not sure what I hate more: the way the first section was clearly all typed one-handed and she basically seems to be a Mary Sue character, or the way everything after was written - by a conservative Catholic who feels the need to suffocate everyone in his morality ("They become so evil they have sex for pleasure!")
- Count Arioch the 28th
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I'm scared that someone put that much effort into something that crappy. More wretch than cry if you ask meMaxus wrote:This could be in IMHO, but, eh, this makes me cry, so..
Have a look at the current D&D Wiki Featured Article.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Cassia_%28DnD_Deity%29
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When I saw it, I actually posted in the discussion page pointing that there were a lot of 'evil' traits that just seemed arbitrarily put in, like her man-hating (yet she still lusts after men. She just black widows them afterwards) and her doing a 1984 and limiting the language for her followers and clergy, and that the core of her character seemed more Chaotic than Evil.
And I got a response like, "Oh, she's still very evil even without those traits. And this is a derivative game, so it's all right to swipe character traits and combine them."
And I got a response like, "Oh, she's still very evil even without those traits. And this is a derivative game, so it's all right to swipe character traits and combine them."
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Okay, I spent a lot of my time from ages 9-11 reading Choose Your Own Adventure books.
Turns out there was a whole genre, one of which was a dice-based fantasy with a stat/combat resolution system.
I would have geeked out over that.
Anyway, someone photoshopped new titles onto these old books, apparently.
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008 ... ad-habits/
Turns out there was a whole genre, one of which was a dice-based fantasy with a stat/combat resolution system.
I would have geeked out over that.
Anyway, someone photoshopped new titles onto these old books, apparently.
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008 ... ad-habits/
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
- angelfromanotherpin
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If you're still interested in that sort of thing check out http://www.the-underdogs.info/gamebook.phpMaxus wrote:Okay, I spent a lot of my time from ages 9-11 reading Choose Your Own Adventure books.
Turns out there was a whole genre, one of which was a dice-based fantasy with a stat/combat resolution system.
I would have geeked out over that.
My favorites are Way of the Tiger and the Cretan Chronicles.
Also, the Lone Wolf (& Grey Star) books are up at http://www.projectaon.org/en/Main/Books
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Ah, same here.Maxus wrote:Okay, I spent a lot of my time from ages 9-11 reading Choose Your Own Adventure books.
Turns out there was a whole genre, one of which was a dice-based fantasy with a stat/combat resolution system.
I would have geeked out over that.
Anyway, someone photoshopped new titles onto these old books, apparently.
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008 ... ad-habits/
That, and Isaac Aasimov.
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That's priceless. Maybe I'll write up a Kai warrior class.angelfromanotherpin wrote:Also, the Lone Wolf (& Grey Star) books are up at http://www.projectaon.org/en/Main/Books
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Seriously, it's because Drizzt kicks (or kicked) major ass. R.A. Salvatore writes a good fight, and Drizzt was fun. I mean, in the Crystal Shard, there's a fun scene where Drizzt, his magic panther companion, and a barbarian Drizzt had taught to fight, take on a 'lair' of 25 giants (mostly verbeeg), and Drizzt does some crazy, crazy shit.
Then, as books went on, Drizzt got more philosophical, until I was reading the books mostly for the other characters, who were pretty awesome. Especially Drizzt's rival, Entreri.
Then Entreri got his own trilogy (which was pretty awesome), and Drizzt had a trilogy that didn't do crap. Last year, the first book of a new Drizzt trilogy came out, and I still haven't bought it, and actually only got it at the library yesterday, and I don't know if I'll be able to read it.
If you want to know why there's 83 million good drow, try reading the Icewind Dale trilogy.
Then, as books went on, Drizzt got more philosophical, until I was reading the books mostly for the other characters, who were pretty awesome. Especially Drizzt's rival, Entreri.
Then Entreri got his own trilogy (which was pretty awesome), and Drizzt had a trilogy that didn't do crap. Last year, the first book of a new Drizzt trilogy came out, and I still haven't bought it, and actually only got it at the library yesterday, and I don't know if I'll be able to read it.
If you want to know why there's 83 million good drow, try reading the Icewind Dale trilogy.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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http://thedailywtf.com/ is pretty funny stuff, although you often have to know at least a little bit about programming to get the joke.
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*cough*
http://www.cuteoverload.com/ It nearly always lightens my mood when I'm feeling down. A word of caution however, the cutespeak can maim you.
http://www.cuteoverload.com/ It nearly always lightens my mood when I'm feeling down. A word of caution however, the cutespeak can maim you.
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Eh, maybe we need a "Books that Make Us Laugh, Cry, or Both" thread, but for right now, I'm putting this here because we've discussed books before. Anyway, right now, I'm trying to read the latest Drizzt book.
And it's hard going, actually. I can't seem to get the motivation to find out what'll happen next (which usually lets me read *anything* all the way through once I start).
Apparently, even the Forgotten Realms novels are being converted to 4e setting philosophy, most notably the "Points of Light" setting idea. The prologue of the book is set a hundred years after the last book ending, and basically sketches in that the Realms have gone to hell in a handbasket. There was something called the Spellplague, and a mention of a disastrous merger of Faerun and another world, and that the area around Silverymoon is one of the few sane, relatively safe places left, and even then most people think chaos is creeping into there, too.
Then in the book proper, it cuts back to right after the end of the last book (more than hundred years ago) and you realize that cheerful little piece is actually what the future's going to be.
Sigh.
Anyway, at the beginning of the last Drizzt trilogy, Salvatore seemed to realized that his characters were nearing a "Happily ever after". So he completely upheaved the character's lives and set up a whole slew of new situations and tensions, which will probably last him the rest of the Drizzt books. This one just seems to be continuing what he set up in that one, but I'll let you know when I read the whole thing...
And it's hard going, actually. I can't seem to get the motivation to find out what'll happen next (which usually lets me read *anything* all the way through once I start).
Apparently, even the Forgotten Realms novels are being converted to 4e setting philosophy, most notably the "Points of Light" setting idea. The prologue of the book is set a hundred years after the last book ending, and basically sketches in that the Realms have gone to hell in a handbasket. There was something called the Spellplague, and a mention of a disastrous merger of Faerun and another world, and that the area around Silverymoon is one of the few sane, relatively safe places left, and even then most people think chaos is creeping into there, too.
Then in the book proper, it cuts back to right after the end of the last book (more than hundred years ago) and you realize that cheerful little piece is actually what the future's going to be.
Sigh.
Anyway, at the beginning of the last Drizzt trilogy, Salvatore seemed to realized that his characters were nearing a "Happily ever after". So he completely upheaved the character's lives and set up a whole slew of new situations and tensions, which will probably last him the rest of the Drizzt books. This one just seems to be continuing what he set up in that one, but I'll let you know when I read the whole thing...
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!