Good to know. Since I went to Orkut (rid of all of good it might have by Brazilians), I feel lonely ... (OK, since before it)Surgo wrote:I know a guy on Smogon who isn't retarded. It's a really weird contrast between him and all the other "Barilians" who have weird Babelfished English that made for hilarious Netbattle userinfos and trolling.
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IIRC, he's a badass voodoo guy who owns an occult bar, and in the scene in question he does a 'don't bring your damn' Good vs. Evil fight into my bar|!' thing.fbmf wrote:Never seen the movie or read the comic book. is a Midnite scene a good thing or a bad thing?sigma999 wrote:FBMF totally just pulled a Midnite scene from the movie Constantine.
Game On,
fbmf
Anyways, probably a good thing. And that movie is amazing: you should see it!
[Edit]Although there is this sequence (thanks, IMDB):
John Constantine: [as Midnight holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one still playing by the rules, Midnite, and while you've been imitating Switzerland people are dying. Hennessy, Beeman, they were your friends once, too, remember?
[Midnite burns him, he screams]
John Constantine: I need your help! Consider it a last request.
Midnite: You play a dangerous game.
John Constantine: [Midnite releases him, he slumps to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way
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Just don't expect award winning acting from Reaves.CatharzGodfoot wrote:IIRC, he's a badass voodoo guy who owns an occult bar, and in the scene in question he does a 'don't bring your damn' Good vs. Evil fight into my bar|!' thing.fbmf wrote:Never seen the movie or read the comic book. is a Midnite scene a good thing or a bad thing?sigma999 wrote:FBMF totally just pulled a Midnite scene from the movie Constantine.
Game On,
fbmf
Anyways, probably a good thing. And that movie is amazing: you should see it!
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Wow... this just got linked to me.
http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=37
This whole thread is pretty stupid (and the fact that the OP named himself "Ultimate Opinion" makes me want to stab something in the face), but you don't even need to read the words of this particular post to make your brain explode. Just notice the utterly random capitalization of random words, or capitalizing the first letter of random words for no apparent reason whatsoever.
http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=37
This whole thread is pretty stupid (and the fact that the OP named himself "Ultimate Opinion" makes me want to stab something in the face), but you don't even need to read the words of this particular post to make your brain explode. Just notice the utterly random capitalization of random words, or capitalizing the first letter of random words for no apparent reason whatsoever.
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Ah, I see he wields the +5 Capital Letters of the Pompous Ass.Caedrus wrote:Wow... this just got linked to me.
http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=37
This whole thread is pretty stupid (and the fact that the OP named himself "Ultimate Opinion" makes me want to stab something in the face), but you don't even need to read the words of this particular post to make your brain explode. Just notice the utterly random capitalization of random words, or capitalizing the first letter of random words for no apparent reason whatsoever.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
as a person who weilds the +5 capital letters of "why did my finger just reach out to hit the shift key?", I'm willing to cut him a little slack....
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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It is as you take it. I recommend watching the movie.fbmf wrote:Never seen the movie or read the comic book. is a Midnite scene a good thing or a bad thing?sigma999 wrote:FBMF totally just pulled a Midnite scene from the movie Constantine.
Game On,
fbmf
YouTube doesn't have the scene, though. The line before Catharz's quote is:
Midnite wrote:(shouts as he grabs Constantine) You know the rules of my house. (normal voice) While here you will abide by them.
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My word... "KorgothThePrist" actually writes actual posts in actual spam poetry.Caedrus wrote:Wow... this just got linked to me.
http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=37
This whole thread is pretty stupid (and the fact that the OP named himself "Ultimate Opinion" makes me want to stab something in the face), but you don't even need to read the words of this particular post to make your brain explode. Just notice the utterly random capitalization of random words, or capitalizing the first letter of random words for no apparent reason whatsoever.
That's just amazing.complete jellybrain wrote:And when they started becomeing swamp with people proveing that fighters where hella better then they thought they bring out the "Well My Wizard cast Broken Spell X" Well guess what Any class in 3.5 E could become broken at level 3 / 5. It didnt matter Its best to stay away from that yes But come on if we wanted to talk broken my fighter is broken at level 3 Deal with it.
The rhythm, the meter, it's all there; this guy is a full-on beatnik spam-poetry double-hardcore genius. Seriously, how can you beat something like:
"Read the posts about how a Lone Rouge can Solo Orcus? I Like to see them try agest a Proper Day of Battles on how its so pos to be .
You know Orcus With Buddies
Orcus being a few levels higher then them
Multibol battles in a day?"
Sheer class. I call Turing Machine.
As for the OP, well... "pompous twat" would seem to be a good place to start the description, although it doesn't really convey the full depth of the horror. Almost the entire thread is retarded.
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It could be a version of the Twat-o-tron optimised for gaming rather than for Little Englander gibberish.Amra wrote:That's just amazing.
The rhythm, the meter, it's all there; this guy is a full-on beatnik spam-poetry double-hardcore genius. Seriously, how can you beat something like:
"Read the posts about how a Lone Rouge can Solo Orcus? I Like to see them try agest a Proper Day of Battles on how its so pos to be .
You know Orcus With Buddies
Orcus being a few levels higher then them
Multibol battles in a day?"
Sheer class. I call Turing Machine.
edit: sorry
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The rules serve the game, not vice versa.
Well, yes, hence the Turing Machine reference However, I think you'll find it was me rather than Caedrus who wrote what you quoted. I furthermore think you'll find that your quote tags are broken!
EDIT: I take that back - I can't see where the tags are broken in your post, or mine!
EDIT: I take that back - I can't see where the tags are broken in your post, or mine!
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It's bosssmiley's.Amra wrote:Well, yes, hence the Turing Machine reference However, I think you'll find it was me rather than Caedrus who wrote what you quoted. I furthermore think you'll find that your quote tags are broken!
EDIT: I take that back - I can't see where the tags are broken in your post, or mine!
He pulled a #1: apparently opening a quote tag with the button, then typing it closed, then forgetting that the board will add a quote tag when he posts.
Look at the bottom of his post in you own quote function. He has a couple of quote tags down there, rather than just one.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
I'm assigning them.Amra wrote:I didn't know we had numbers for tag abuse incidents! Cool 8)
#1: Improperly using the buttons. Listen, if you open a tag with a button, YOU CLOSE IT WITH THE BUTTON.
#2: Sloppy editing of text when quoting. Remember to count you opening tags and compare that number with your closing tags.
#3: Douchebaggery: If you want to risk the Fence-builder's full wrath, go right ahead.
At least the missposter is easy to spot. For this tag error, he'll be the bottom one the left, and the ones after will be on the right. But you can check people by hitting the Quote button on someone's post and then counting tags.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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As much as I am saddened by Pathfinder's fail, it's still way better than 4e.
But not according to the forumtards:
But not according to the forumtards:
My response:And now they're not allowed to do their good work because the people they're trying to appease will slay them if they show any signs of good design philosophy.
Good design philosophy? Seriously, what? Fixing mechanics is a good design philosophy. Removing things from the game because they might take ten minutes to balance is the opposite of a good design philosophy.
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Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
Ant wrote:You do not seem to do anything.Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
Does listing your own answer do anything other than supporting your seemingly sank self-esteem?
Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.
Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)
brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!
LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.
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I figure that if I post it, everyone will go, "Oh, P_R, you're so smart and wise and pretty and I wish that I were just like you!"Bigode wrote:Does listing your own answer do anything other than supporting your seemingly sank self-esteem?
(To answer your question: no. The reason I post my own responses is because they serve the purpose of what I would add as commentary on the TGD forums.)
Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
Ant wrote:You do not seem to do anything.Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
Wow...Titanium_Dragon actually said something that makes sense:Psychic Robot wrote:As much as I am saddened by Pathfinder's fail, it's still way better than 4e.
Edit: Blearrggh, tags.T_D wrote:Pathfinder also doesn't fix the problems 3.x has. FYI, it isn't actually a better game, and some have said that it is a worse one because it actually makes spellcasters even stronger relative to non-spellcasters. And yes, it isn't entirely compatible with 3.x materials.
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I actually think discussions of whether someone's work will continue after they kill their estranged wife and then themselves is perfectly reasonable and the people who jumped on him for it should check their dicks into a pencil sharpener.
For Example.
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Suspension of disbelief: fuck you for not turning off your brains to play 4e.
Suspension of disbelief: fuck you for not turning off your brains to play 4e.
Count Arioch wrote:I'm not sure how discussions on whether PR is a terrible person or not is on-topic.
Ant wrote:You do not seem to do anything.Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
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As always, it depends on tone. IMO, he sounded like a jackass. YMMV.FrankTrollman wrote:I actually think discussions of whether someone's work will continue after they kill their estranged wife and then themselves is perfectly reasonable and the people who jumped on him for it should check their dicks into a pencil sharpener.