Secession Talk...
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Secession Talk...
So Fox News hosts are supporting talk of secession now and Gov Perry of Texas is openly suggesting it, calling the federal government 'oppressive'.
Of course, they have no idea what 'oppressive' means... They're not the ones charged 6% of their gross income because the feds won't recognize your legal relationship, or are one of the many people left without a US passport or locked in INS detention without legal representation.
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Of course, they have no idea what 'oppressive' means... They're not the ones charged 6% of their gross income because the feds won't recognize your legal relationship, or are one of the many people left without a US passport or locked in INS detention without legal representation.
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The arguments of the Republican party and the network that airs their propaganda are pulled out of the clear blue sky, are based on nothing, and there is no reason to listen to them, except to glean truth by assuming they are saying the opposite of reality.
Seriously:
• They call a spending increase 'a massive cut.'
• They call universal opposition 'wholehearted support.'
• They call a regressive tax 'a progressive tax.'
Seriously:
• They call a spending increase 'a massive cut.'
• They call universal opposition 'wholehearted support.'
• They call a regressive tax 'a progressive tax.'
Oh, this poor reporter, trying to get a straight answer out of people out protesting today. "Because he's a fascist!"
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You know, we must never let the South secede, no matter what. Because they have fucking nuclear weapons.
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In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
I think it would actually be good for the US overall if the country split up. The south/north thing doesn't work, as the SW and NE really have the most incommon, but you could jettison all these poor rural areas full of religious crazies, allowing the NE to implement a social liberal set of policies with strong economic support.
The wingnuts are fucking asshat douches of the nth degree. Our satirical prodding of them to go secede or even serious discussions of splitting the country like a pie is a fucking act of douchitude of the same degree as well.
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Agreed. I know what the extremists around here are like. They might take it as encouragement.A_Cynic wrote:The wingnuts are fucking asshat douches of the nth degree. Our satirical prodding of them to go secede or even serious discussions of splitting the country like a pie is a fucking act of douchitude of the same degree as well.
That said, not all of the southeast is populated by rural religious nuts who spend Saturday nights wearing bedsheets and burning crosses.
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Sarcasm? The nukes are in ND and CO...Lago PARANOIA wrote:You know, we must never let the South secede, no matter what. Because they have fucking nuclear weapons.
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SSBNs, a.k.a the submarines that launch nukes at your ass.Sarcasm? The nukes are in ND and CO...
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Yes. But if the south leaves, who gets the army?
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Secessionists get nothing. It's the United States Army, and the United States Marine Corps, which are both run by the United States Defense Department. Anyone who belongs to one of those organizations and who wants to leave them and go work for the People's Democratic Republic of Jesusland Armed Forces can do so as soon as their current oaths allow.
Let's be clear: if the South wanted to leave the U.S., I'd be happy to let them go; but that is not a divorce where they get half the stuff, access to the kids, and alimony. That's finally getting the mooch off the couch, who we only let stay because of sentimental attachment, and whose late night keggers have been annoying us for years.
Let's be clear: if the South wanted to leave the U.S., I'd be happy to let them go; but that is not a divorce where they get half the stuff, access to the kids, and alimony. That's finally getting the mooch off the couch, who we only let stay because of sentimental attachment, and whose late night keggers have been annoying us for years.
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My personal favorite part of this was how the conservative talking heads tried so hard to paint the "tea parties" as nonpartisan. So, your slogans promoting these events were all basically "Stick it to Obama" (though their actual wording made it sound like they wanted to perform a sex act on Obama), but you're not partisan? Right.
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Texas isn't that much of a mooch, and Houston and Austin are fairly liberal. They would also get to keep one of our two shuttle launch sites. If Florida went too, our spacemen would be even more fucked. It would be as though secessionist states from the USSR managed to strongarm the Russian space program.
And most importantly, IIRC, our beloved fence builder lives in Texas.
[Edit] As for teabaggers... Yeah. If you haven't seen Rachel Maddow talking about "teabagging Obama", you should.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/rache ... ea-bagging
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And most importantly, IIRC, our beloved fence builder lives in Texas.
[Edit] As for teabaggers... Yeah. If you haven't seen Rachel Maddow talking about "teabagging Obama", you should.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/rache ... ea-bagging
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The secessionists I've always found the most insane are the Alaskan ones.
Are they under the impression they'd last a week without the protection of the rest of the US?
That said, the teabaggers are a bunch of lunatic hypocrites. Who can't even figure out what they are protesting, nor provide a solution to their issues.
YOU LOST. GET OVER IT.
Seriously, the Dem response to Gore losing was much less ridiculous than this, and there was plenty of room for arguing Gore won the damn election, whereas Obama won by a huge amount.
Are they under the impression they'd last a week without the protection of the rest of the US?
That said, the teabaggers are a bunch of lunatic hypocrites. Who can't even figure out what they are protesting, nor provide a solution to their issues.
YOU LOST. GET OVER IT.
Seriously, the Dem response to Gore losing was much less ridiculous than this, and there was plenty of room for arguing Gore won the damn election, whereas Obama won by a huge amount.
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Really? Because the Alaskans have a large pile of natural resources. So many of them think that they can maintain their standard of living by selling off their resources and buying goods and services with them. And on paper that looks good. The part they miss is the part where the costs of goods shipped to Alaska are going to go through the roof into crazy town the moment that Alaska becomes a hostile foreign power.
The one that boggles my mind is the Alabama separatists. They... don't... have any resources. Per dollar of federal tax collected in 2005, Alabama citizens received approximately $1.66 in the way of federal spending. If they separate they'll have to reduce their already meager services or substantially increase the tax rate. And that's before considering their severe economic problems brought on by being completely surrounded by a hostile government and no longer in the middle of a free trade zone.
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The one that boggles my mind is the Alabama separatists. They... don't... have any resources. Per dollar of federal tax collected in 2005, Alabama citizens received approximately $1.66 in the way of federal spending. If they separate they'll have to reduce their already meager services or substantially increase the tax rate. And that's before considering their severe economic problems brought on by being completely surrounded by a hostile government and no longer in the middle of a free trade zone.
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Yes, but I don't think the US government would be crazy enough to risk having one of their submarines defect and head over to secessionist territory. Mind, right now all of the SSBN ports, including drydocks, are in Blue states (if you want to call Virginia that) but that's just too big of a risk to inflict on the world at large.CatharzGodfoot wrote:But aren't those mobile by definition?
But anyway, it wouldn't go over good for anyone. Even if the split was amicable, which it wouldn't be, the South would quickly descend into a third-world hellhole. Now imagine all of those poor people who didn't want to go through with this insane plan stuck there. It'd be a friggin' mess.
Actually, I was assuming a hostile foreign power would just invade, take their stuff, and not give a flying fuck about what the Alaskans think they might do with the resources. Alaska is safe because attacking it means attacking the entire country. If that stops being the case, Alaska has no way to protect themselves.FrankTrollman wrote:Really? Because the Alaskans have a large pile of natural resources. So many of them think that they can maintain their standard of living by selling off their resources and buying goods and services with them. And on paper that looks good. The part they miss is the part where the costs of goods shipped to Alaska are going to go through the roof into crazy town the moment that Alaska becomes a hostile foreign power.
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I hope they don't secede before I'm done with college, because I don't think they would let me leave, and I don't think I would be able to find a job when I'm not the most stable person by default.
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But only illegally, and they'd be made to work shit jobs. Then all of the "Americans" would bitch about the Southerners, saying "Dey took ur jaaaawbs". There would be a lot of back-and-forth about immigration reform, and lots of American citizens with southern accents would be illegally deported or held by the INS.Neeeek wrote:I'm pretty sure they'd be allowed to move to the non-hell hole area we like to call "the part of the US that is not the Deep South".Lago PARANOIA wrote:. Now imagine all of those poor people who didn't want to go through with this insane plan stuck there. It'd be a friggin' mess.
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Mount Flamethrower on rear
Drive in reverse
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