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CatharzGodfoot wrote:I've met a few Iranians, all of whom were non-stinky. Humans are built to draw stereotypes from small sample sizes, so I've developed a non-stinky stereotype for Iranians. I'm not sure how I'm going to integrate your data.
Note that I made no connection between his properties of "Iranian" and "stench". In fact, I wouldn't have even known he was Iranian except for when I asked where he was from in the course of casual conversation with the rest of my row.

I'd already integrated experiential data from highschool on Iranians from the sibling pair of a rageaholic little bitch boy and his molestation victim sister among others (no, seriously, they needed therapy) but indeed, no one smelled even the slightest bit unusual.

Indians, however, radiate saffron and cloves. Or something. If their parents came here from India and kept all manner of cultural cuisine, I would bet good money if I had any left that the WHOLE HOUSE smells like it, it's in their clothes, breath, hair, property, everything. Good stuff.
I suspect that I do too some days (days when I indulge in the same diet) but no one publicly says anything.
Indeed, no one at all... except my girlfriend.
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Something that made me sad inside:

Why, I lament. Why indeed?
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Thats just embarrassing.
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On an unrelated note, what's up with the GOP making so many slurs about San Franscisco? San Franscisco values, San Franscisco liberals.

What kind of strategy is that? I'm surprised that SoCal even has a Republican party after all that.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Also, how can the GOP get points for party unity while Obama gets demerits for not being bipartisan enough?

Puzzling.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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Yeah, Republican congresspeople are nuts. Totally disconnected from reality.

There was a video of West Virginia showing a gay sniper aiming at a happy 2+2 family and talking about gay marriage in San Francisco. First off, no gay people have done violence, however they want to make shit up. Second, it's illegal for gays to marry in SF, the state just passed a law stopping that, didn't it?

Idiots.

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Because San Francisco is fricking nuts. What SoCal has of a Republican party is mostly to the left of Virginia Democrats, and the Rush Limbaugh wing of the party, at a minimum, doesn't want them included, even if it costs them the election. Remember, voting is weighted by conviction.
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Lago PARANOIA wrote:On an unrelated note, what's up with the GOP making so many slurs about San Franscisco? San Franscisco values, San Franscisco liberals.
They're scared of innovation, success and acceptance? I really have to wonder if they've ever been to Frisco. The people are mostly nice and not at all freaky.
What kind of strategy is that? I'm surprised that SoCal even has a Republican party after all that.
Why would that effect SoCal? SF is in NorCal. You know, where all the cool people live.
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If you think the SoCal Republicans are to the left of anything, really... You need to look up the list of guys who got nabbed in the last set of scandals.

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First off, no gay people have done violence, ...... Second, it's illegal for gays to marry in SF,
Call me crazy and cynical, but I think that your second point follows from your first. When democracy fails, armed revolt is the only sane recourse.
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Armed revolt isn't going to get me my $6K a year I get charged extra by the feds.

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Edit: Oh, wow, more on Rep. Michele Bachmann:

http://wonkette.com/403628/michele-bach ... ng-america

http://wonkette.com/403668/michele-bach ... patriotism

Edit: Realized the first link had already been posted. Late, but I caught it.
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Yeah, her opponent tripled his donations in about 2 days in the last campaign when she went on TV with her insanity.

Too bad it didn't make a difference.
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In North Dakota, zygotes are people.

Clearly this is intended as an anti-abortion law, but what hilarious unintended legal consequences could it have? Are all miscarriages now homicide cases? Do pregnant women need two passports to travel?
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If that passes, I want to see prosecutions for smuggling people in a uterus across state lines.
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Not to mention the fact that more than half of fertilized embryos simply fail to implant. Fuck it's effects on IVF - normal sex is "manslaughter" on tails.

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Crissa wrote:If you think the SoCal Republicans are to the left of anything, really... You need to look up the list of guys who got nabbed in the last set of scandals.

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You need to look up Virginia Democrats and the diarrhea that spews out of their mouths.

Last gubernatorial election, Timothy Kaine literally made an ad where he said he would fight to uphold the death penalty, even though it was against his religion to do so. I'm not making that up.

There are other things, but that's the thing that sticks out on my mind, he was willing to oppose his basic code of ethics to uphold a conservative issue.
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Crissa wrote:Armed revolt isn't going to get me my $6K a year I get charged extra by the feds.

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Crissa, Count:

The competing interests in the Democratic party has been an ongoing problem to whatever political agenda you support in the party has been going on since, well, almost forever. The party is a perfect example of democracy being a coalition of minorities--I mean, you have NE Democrats and urban Texan democrats who have wildly divergent opinions but the one or two things that link them together cause them to overlook the things they don't want.

As much of a problem it is (I don't think we're ever going to get a reasonable gun control or death penalty policy), it beats out what's happening to the Republican party where every electoral cycle their message and supporters become more homogenous. I mean, really. 2002, great electoral success, it's because the party moved to the right! In 2004, mixed electoral success, we'd get more gains if we moved to the right! In 2006-2008, bad electoral success, we would've won if we stuck to the message of conservatism rather than have weakling panderers like Specter and Snowe!
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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It's like the Mandate of Heaven. Except stupider, and more modern.
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I mean, my jaw just dropped when not a single house Republican voted for the economic stimulus package, even the representatives in Democratic districts.

A party that has a diverse coalition is always at a disadvantage when it comes to votes, because it often needs to allow representatives who come from a district who opposes the particular legislation to vote against it. The fact that the Republicans violated this rule not once but twice means that they're going into a death-spiral of idealogical conformity.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.

In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/200 ... -makeover/

The URL should speak for itself, but in case you don't believe me:
I swear this is what the article says wrote:Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”
By the way Steele barely beat out the crazy racist dude, Katon Dawson, who flat-out said that the Southern Strategy made him a republican. I'm a little sad that the crazy racist didn't win the RNC chairmanship, but if it leads to hilarity like this then I'll get over it real fast.

Actually, hold on a second. I think talking about the crazy racist dude is worth a little digression. From wikipedia:
Dawson, you so crazy wrote:I, in the 1960s was a product of school segregation, where we took our schools and completely disbanded them, and made racial equality. Fifty-Fifty. And the kids had no choices. They closed Booker T. Washington, Blease, down here. A pretty good school. Closed it and sent the students to A. C. Flora, across town. And they did it over the summer because the laws had been changed by the politicians. ...I will tell you it was a pretty harsh environment. Government reached into my life and grabbed me and shook me at the age of fifteen. I remember how blatant it was that government just thought that they knew better, that government just thought they knew better what to do in my school. ...But from that day on I’ve always been politically active, and wanted my voice heard.
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angelfromanotherpin wrote:In North Dakota, cancers are people.
Fixed.
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