And I remember someone saying something about carebear nerdwank bullshit in MPSIMS, but since that's the /b/ of TGD, I don't know if that's valid or not.
First of all, screw you for the /b/ comment. The stuff there is no worse than what you would find on the Straight Dope Message Board.
Alright, a clean circa 2005 version of /b/. When it was actually good. Better?
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is a bad game. The fact that you can't say Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is a bad game (despite there being several pages devoted to the badness of video games) because some Sonic fanboys get upset when you do this is why I call it a waste of time. Not just in the sense that it kills time, but because the wiki uselessly and arbitrarily sugarcoats certain topics out of a sense of not wanting to lose their hugbox.
I assume that was you then.
Dude, Sonic fans are fucking rabid though. They will fuck you up and then jack off over your defiled corpse. I've seen a lot of crazy fans and shit on the internet, but these cats take the cake. They are one of the only fandoms that truly squick me out. If promoting the hugbox keeps the frothing mindrape away, then keep it I say.
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FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote:
See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
TOZ wrote:Oh yeah? Well YOU might be better off not existing!
I make my Will save to disbelieve!
*PR vanishes in a Paradox, that must have been stolen straight from the Fail land that is Mage: The Awakening*
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
Mask_De_H wrote:
Dude, Sonic fans are fucking rabid though. They will fuck you up and then jack off over your defiled corpse. I've seen a lot of crazy fans and shit on the internet, but these cats take the cake. They are one of the only fandoms that truly squick me out. If promoting the hugbox keeps the frothing mindrape away, then keep it I say.
Dude, I am a Sonic fan and I don't know what you're talking about.
Or at least part of the SatAM Sonic fandom. I don't know what's going on in the 'verse of those shiny whizbang next-gen Sonic fandom.
Regardless, is that how you want to live your Internet life? Cowering in fear of nerds frigging themselves/jacking off over your corpse? If you're that scared, just dig a hole and fill it with Rei Ayanami porn, Axe Bodyspray, instant ramen, and Legos. The hole doesn't even just have to be very deep, just deep enough so that you don't have to look at the unsightly nerds trapped in their new self-made heaven/hell.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
Lago PARANOIA wrote:
Regardless, is that how you want to live your Internet life? Cowering in fear of nerds frigging themselves/jacking off over your corpse? If you're that scared, just dig a hole and fill it with Rei Ayanami porn, Axe Bodyspray, inhstant ramen, and Legos. The hole doesn't even just have to be very deep, just deep enough so that you don't have to look at the unsightly nerds trapped in their new self-made heaven/hell.
Okay, you win TGDMB for that. I'm spent.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote:
See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
Mask_De_H wrote:
Alright, a clean circa 2005 version of /b/. When it was actually good. Better?
[obligatory]/b/ was NEVER good![/obligatory]
And yes, I totally agree that this thread is pointless and more than a little stupid (even if it did start with noble intentions), but it's harmless.
Indeed. Obvious Joke Thread Is Obvious.
Also, I second the Win.
Draco_Argentum wrote:
Mister_Sinister wrote:Clearly, your cock is part of the big barrel the server's busy sucking on.
Can someone tell it to stop using its teeth please?
Juton wrote:Damn, I thought [Pathfailure] accidentally created a feat worth taking, my mistake.
Koumei wrote:Shad, please just punch yourself in the face until you are too dizzy to type. I would greatly appreciate that.
Kaelik wrote:No, bad liar. Stop lying.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type I - doing exactly the opposite of what they said they would do.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type II - change for the sake of change.
Standard Paizil Fare/Fail (SPF) Type III - the illusion of change.
Okay, you win TGDMB for that. I'm spent.