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- Ted the Flayer
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An old friend has decided that now that he's talking to a woman that he is now too cool to talk to me.
I am not allowed to post on his wall or comment on anything on his feed because my presense might nerd his wall up or something.
Keep in mind we have put more years into being bros than this chick has put into BEING ALIVE. I have bled for this fucker and that is NOT hyperbole.
I am not allowed to post on his wall or comment on anything on his feed because my presense might nerd his wall up or something.
Keep in mind we have put more years into being bros than this chick has put into BEING ALIVE. I have bled for this fucker and that is NOT hyperbole.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
- Ted the Flayer
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My thoughts exactly. We've been out of high school for 15 fucking years, I thought this bullshit was over with a long time ago. Fuck, I wouldn't have even gotten mad if he had just asked me politely instead of sending me a profanity-laced rant. And I never even contacted her or interacted with her in any way on the internet.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
- Stahlseele
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Do it!
Send her what he send you, publish it on your wall and on every other wall you can find!
Send her what he send you, publish it on your wall and on every other wall you can find!
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
- Ted the Flayer
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Yeah, I know a guy who turned 18 and suddenly acted like turning 18 meant he had to undergo a huge shift in personality and what he liked and didn't like and etc, etc.
In literally one day.
All of a sudden, he considers video games "immature" and tries to act all superior that I'm reading Terry Pratchett when he's conspicuously flashing copies of King Lear or suchlike.
In literally one day.
All of a sudden, he considers video games "immature" and tries to act all superior that I'm reading Terry Pratchett when he's conspicuously flashing copies of King Lear or suchlike.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Ess has a friend like that. It's like now that he's a husband, he's not allowed to like D&D or play games. So stupid.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
- Shrapnel
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I refuse to ever grow up or mature. I will always keep my LEGO's and Transformers, and I will never think that having an entire room dedicated to playing with them is childish. I will always play games like Pokemon and never feel ashamed (well, unless the games themselves get super shit-tastic), etc. etc.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Definitely. The idea that LEGOs (or whatever) are mutually exclusive with maturity is sad. Not only does it create conflicts (and mid-life crises) for grown-ups who still like those things, but it creates conflicts in younger people who interpret adulthood as bad.
I'd like my adulthood with a nice heaping spoonful of toys and games, please.
I'd like my adulthood with a nice heaping spoonful of toys and games, please.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
- PoliteNewb
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Relevant quote:
C.S. Lewis wrote:Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
I am judging the philosophies and decisions you have presented in this thread. The ones I have seen look bad, and also appear to be the fruit of a poisonous tree that has produced only madness and will continue to produce only madness.
--AngelFromAnotherPin
believe in one hand and shit in the other and see which ones fills up quicker. it will be the one you are full of, shit.
--Shadzar
--AngelFromAnotherPin
believe in one hand and shit in the other and see which ones fills up quicker. it will be the one you are full of, shit.
--Shadzar
- Ted the Flayer
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True Story: I was in talks with my ex last year about getting back together. I decided to come out as a Brony (I was wearing my FlutterYAY shirt at the time). The negotiations failed.
Although to be honest, I was tired of her pretend tea-parties and shit where adults get together and prove how very adult they are. And I'd get most of them to admit that they loved the Batman animated series, or loved Ninja Turtles or Jem or He-Man whenever I was dragged along. She did not like that.
My definition of being an adult is similar to how Elan defines being on an adventure. http://webcomicoverlook.files.wordpress ... .jpg?w=604
Although to be honest, I was tired of her pretend tea-parties and shit where adults get together and prove how very adult they are. And I'd get most of them to admit that they loved the Batman animated series, or loved Ninja Turtles or Jem or He-Man whenever I was dragged along. She did not like that.
My definition of being an adult is similar to how Elan defines being on an adventure. http://webcomicoverlook.files.wordpress ... .jpg?w=604
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
I think you mean the way Haley defines being an adventurer.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
So today, I realized that I'm doing pretty well. I had more money in the bank than I thought, I realized just how much my job is getting me in shape (shit that used to take effort is now nigh-effortless, hurray for floop-mopping), I'm going to a Halloween party tomorrow (And making chocolate-covered pretzels to bring).
Someone introduced me to 1d4chan's wiki, and I spent this morning laughing myself silly over the Angry Marine entry. I pay my bills and still have money leftover for stuff.
So I'm basically in a mood to crank up the Eagles and "Life's Been Good So Far". Or maybe Travis Tritt's "Great Day to be Alive".
Someone introduced me to 1d4chan's wiki, and I spent this morning laughing myself silly over the Angry Marine entry. I pay my bills and still have money leftover for stuff.
So I'm basically in a mood to crank up the Eagles and "Life's Been Good So Far". Or maybe Travis Tritt's "Great Day to be Alive".
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
- Shrapnel
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I, myself, play the soundtrack to Fallout:3 whenever I'm feeling good. Nothing like Roy Brown or the Ink Spots to lift your spirits. And, of course, classic Megaman music can and should never be discounted either. Stuff's like Prozac.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
- Stahlseele
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oh yeah, 1d4chan is disturbingly fun ^^
hmm, musik for when i'm feeling good . .
No idea actually O.o
hmm, musik for when i'm feeling good . .
No idea actually O.o
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
- Ted the Flayer
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Went to a Halloween party. It was cool, because I have never been invited to a party before, I'm usually the one that has to throw them.
It was fun. It lost points because the host was a pothead and potheads throw lame parties (mostly because they think setting up a room to smoke weed in counts as entertainment), but I did have two different chicks in costumes that both involved fishnet stockings and thong underwear stumble drunkenly in my lap, and another chick in a rubber catsuit smacked me with a riding crop.
9/10. Would party again.
It was fun. It lost points because the host was a pothead and potheads throw lame parties (mostly because they think setting up a room to smoke weed in counts as entertainment), but I did have two different chicks in costumes that both involved fishnet stockings and thong underwear stumble drunkenly in my lap, and another chick in a rubber catsuit smacked me with a riding crop.
9/10. Would party again.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
- Stahlseele
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what i don't get:
isn't halloween at the 30th?
why are there all these halloween memes / parties before that? x.x
isn't halloween at the 30th?
why are there all these halloween memes / parties before that? x.x
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
31st. And the parties are happening before it, because it falls on a weeknight, and so people have to work/go to school/whatever the next day
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- Stahlseele
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my teachers/instructors always said:"if you can party, you can work the next day!"
i took that to mean:"if you can't party, you can't work the next day!"
and did not do either ^^
i took that to mean:"if you can't party, you can't work the next day!"
and did not do either ^^
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
- Shrapnel
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So, recently I was reminiscing about my high-school days. One thing that I remembered most prominently was that fact that whenever we did book reports or research reports, on top of the written assignment itself, we also had to do a PowerPoint presentation of it as well. Which was endlessly fucking retarded, but thats another story.
One of the rules for the reports was that if you used a website as one of your sources, you could only use sites that were either .org, .edu, or .gov. Wikipedia was right out, because, and I quote, "Anyone can put anything on it and it's almost always wrong." I'm quite certain that the dumbfucks who through some miracle of nature became "teachers" had never been to Wikipedia, but again, that's another story for another day. (It should be noted that this school is what generated in me an intense hatred of PowerPoint, but yet again, another story.)
One memorable time, I chose to do a research report on the Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., who had always been an inspirational figure to me and was one of my favorite historical figures.
So, I did the report, both written and PowerPoint, and presented both in front of the entire school, as was the custom with these things. And I got an "F-" and dentention for my troubles.
Why? Because I used a website that ended in .org. This .org, to be exact: www.martinlutherking.org. Now, you may ask yourself: why did I get a failing grade for using one of the guidelines set down by the dick hole teachers?
Just read the site verrry carefully.
Now, this was all to prove a point: Just because a site has .edu or .org or whatever does not mean that it is factual or contains correct infromation. To further drive the point home, I did yet another essay and PowerPoint on the good Reverend, this time using Wikipedia as my primary source. And that report contained actual factual biographical information on Martin Luther King, Jr., and not racist propoganda.
I argued this point, rationally and intelligently, to the teachers, and they (reluctantly) ultimately saw my point. And because of this, I managed to single-handedly shame and disgrace the entire faculty of my school. I was invariably reminded of Orson Welles and his radio play of War of the Worlds.
I still got an F-.
One of the rules for the reports was that if you used a website as one of your sources, you could only use sites that were either .org, .edu, or .gov. Wikipedia was right out, because, and I quote, "Anyone can put anything on it and it's almost always wrong." I'm quite certain that the dumbfucks who through some miracle of nature became "teachers" had never been to Wikipedia, but again, that's another story for another day. (It should be noted that this school is what generated in me an intense hatred of PowerPoint, but yet again, another story.)
One memorable time, I chose to do a research report on the Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., who had always been an inspirational figure to me and was one of my favorite historical figures.
So, I did the report, both written and PowerPoint, and presented both in front of the entire school, as was the custom with these things. And I got an "F-" and dentention for my troubles.
Why? Because I used a website that ended in .org. This .org, to be exact: www.martinlutherking.org. Now, you may ask yourself: why did I get a failing grade for using one of the guidelines set down by the dick hole teachers?
Just read the site verrry carefully.
Now, this was all to prove a point: Just because a site has .edu or .org or whatever does not mean that it is factual or contains correct infromation. To further drive the point home, I did yet another essay and PowerPoint on the good Reverend, this time using Wikipedia as my primary source. And that report contained actual factual biographical information on Martin Luther King, Jr., and not racist propoganda.
I argued this point, rationally and intelligently, to the teachers, and they (reluctantly) ultimately saw my point. And because of this, I managed to single-handedly shame and disgrace the entire faculty of my school. I was invariably reminded of Orson Welles and his radio play of War of the Worlds.
I still got an F-.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
- Stahlseele
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of course you did . .
school is not about being right, it's about accepting what teachers say as right . .
school is not about being right, it's about accepting what teachers say as right . .
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
When I was in high school, I took lots of honors classes - especially Honors English. We read a fuckton of books each month, and most of the kids in the class read at least one other book on their own.
I got fed up of having to write book reports in an honors class when it was blatantly obvious that all the students in the class read books and had reading comprehension, so instead of writing a book report, I wrote a detailed essay as to why books reports should not be required.
I got a C, which was to be expected, really. But the teacher agreed with my essay and stopped requiring his honors classes to write book reports.

I got fed up of having to write book reports in an honors class when it was blatantly obvious that all the students in the class read books and had reading comprehension, so instead of writing a book report, I wrote a detailed essay as to why books reports should not be required.
I got a C, which was to be expected, really. But the teacher agreed with my essay and stopped requiring his honors classes to write book reports.
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- Shrapnel
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Nothing changed in my school, to this day students still have to do both written reports and PowerPoints. Fucking pricks, forcing too much damn work onto students.
Grr.
I never had to do them again myself, but that's because they were afraid of what I might've pulled next. Ah, the glory days...
Grr.
I never had to do them again myself, but that's because they were afraid of what I might've pulled next. Ah, the glory days...
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee