I like where this thread is going.
The Drinking Den! Read a thread and each time you see...
Cuss word (use your own standards here): 1 drink
"Barrel of cocks": 2 drink
Threat of rape: 3 drinks
Suggestion that somebody has a mental handicap: 4 drinks
Poster claiming they have a large penis: 5 drinks
Paragraph-long insult: 6 drinks
Shadzar post: Finish your drink, pour another (maybe 2?) and take a drink each time the post goes off topic.
Also, use the assumption that each drink is one shot of liquid, or 1.5 oz.
Friendship is Magic
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Pseudo Stupidity
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sandmann wrote:Zak S wrote:I'm not a dick, I'm really nice.Zak S wrote:(...) once you have decided that you will spend any part of your life trolling on the internet, you forfeit all rights as a human.If you should get hit by a car--no-one should help you. If you vote on anything--your vote should be thrown away.
If you wanted to participate in a conversation, you've lost that right. You are a non-human now. You are over and cancelled. No concern of yours can ever matter to any member of the human race ever again.
Fuck that shit, retard. I'm not going to fucking kill myself with alcohol poisoning just because you think it'd be hilarious. Go suck a barrel of cocks, you fucking misanthropic small-dicked fuckstick. I swear, if I didn't have ACTUAL SHIT TO DO I'd hunt you down and rape you with a bag of Florida fucking oranges.
Dipshit.
Dipshit.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Hahaha that's impossible.Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Cuss word (use your own standards here): 1 drink
Wait, what? I don't think I've seen this one.Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Poster claiming they have a large penis: 5 drinks
This is how I already handle shadzar posts. How the hell does anyone else do it?Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Shadzar post: Finish your drink, pour another (maybe 2?) and take a drink each time the post goes off topic.
Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker. Yeah, fuck you right in your fucking face, you fucking fuckface. Fuck, you fucking could not fuck a fucking fucker you fucking fuckless fuckwit. Fuck off and go fucking die live in a fucking fire. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!DSMatticus wrote:Hahaha that's impossible.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Eat shit and shit nails, you shit-stained pile of shit. Shit, you're such a giant steaming pile of shit that your shit must be half the shit you are. Why do you have to keep opening your shitty mouth and shitting all over everyone stupid enough to listen to your shit posts? Stop shitting up the world and die shit out your organs non-fatally.Whatever wrote:Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker. Yeah, fuck you right in your fucking face, you fucking fuckface. Fuck, you fucking could not fuck a fucking fucker you fucking fuckless fuckwit. Fuck off and go fucking die live in a fucking fire. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!DSMatticus wrote:Hahaha that's impossible.
Shit is kind of hard to use as frequently as fuck. Fuck is a valid addition to pretty much every word ever, including itself. Also, there is absolutely nothing hilarious about this conversation happening in a thread called Friendship is Magic. Nope.
I do remember that one time when Koumei and Kaelik (I think?) had an argument about who was the most into BDSM. Maybe the statement should be broadened.DSMatticus wrote:Wait, what? I don't think I've seen this one.Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Poster claiming they have a large penis: 5 drinks
King Francis I's Mother said wrote:The love between the kings was not just of the beard, but of the heart
Mostly, it's Count who seems unable to get through a page without mentioning that his penis is far too large, woe is him.
DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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Yeah, it was a shoutout to Count, in case he still visits. It's pretty rare (needs to be a thread he posted in), so it got a large number of drinks.
I suppose drinking for cussing is a bit out of hand in the den, but it's the only thing I could think of that occurs pretty much every post. Sometimes you'll get long, insightful posts that don't even call somebody retarded/an aspie. They still have cussing, though.
I'm going to try this game out...hmm maybe tomorrow, and see if it's reasonable. As an example, the "Pathfinder is Still Bad" first page is worth a total of 8 drinks, all of them being the cause of cussing (specifically, fuck and shit). That rule may need to be changed.
I suppose drinking for cussing is a bit out of hand in the den, but it's the only thing I could think of that occurs pretty much every post. Sometimes you'll get long, insightful posts that don't even call somebody retarded/an aspie. They still have cussing, though.
I'm going to try this game out...hmm maybe tomorrow, and see if it's reasonable. As an example, the "Pathfinder is Still Bad" first page is worth a total of 8 drinks, all of them being the cause of cussing (specifically, fuck and shit). That rule may need to be changed.
sandmann wrote:Zak S wrote:I'm not a dick, I'm really nice.Zak S wrote:(...) once you have decided that you will spend any part of your life trolling on the internet, you forfeit all rights as a human.If you should get hit by a car--no-one should help you. If you vote on anything--your vote should be thrown away.
If you wanted to participate in a conversation, you've lost that right. You are a non-human now. You are over and cancelled. No concern of yours can ever matter to any member of the human race ever again.
A pox on your firstborn child, you vile rapscallion!DSMatticus wrote:Eat shit and shit nails, you shit-stained pile of shit. Shit, you're such a giant steaming pile of shit that your shit must be half the shit you are. Why do you have to keep opening your shitty mouth and shitting all over everyone stupid enough to listen to your shit posts? Stop shitting up the world and die shit out your organs non-fatally.Whatever wrote:Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker. Yeah, fuck you right in your fucking face, you fucking fuckface. Fuck, you fucking could not fuck a fucking fucker you fucking fuckless fuckwit. Fuck off and go fucking die live in a fucking fire. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!DSMatticus wrote:Hahaha that's impossible.
You addle-paited, vain, fawning, impertinent, droning, beef-witted, fool-born churl! Spare us your pontificating blather! You lack the sense that God gave a dead fish! Your speech is as artless as breaking wind, and as foul!
You puny, craven, mewling, tottering, spleeny, tardy-gaited, wretched lout! You would not stand firm were your feet nailed down! There are none who show you even pity!
You rank, goatish, wicked, faithless, gutter-born, incestuous scoundrel! Your mother was a pox-addled strumpet, and your father was a cuckold! You live as a rat or a mongrel, scavenging in refuse heaps! Bathe thyself!
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These are oddly adorable o.O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... GdgUnZfO88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Qg9MHB8zvc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... GdgUnZfO88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Qg9MHB8zvc
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I wish Hasbro would put out a line of plush ponies. I want to hug Princess Luna. A lot. And I'm not paying the ridiculous amount that people want on Etsy. Although I could learn to make plushes on my own, I won't buy one for hundreds of bucks but I would SELL them for that much, on the proviso that I take no returns. NONE.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
My girlfriend has made them in the past, and usually charged in the 40 to 60 range; exactly how much I can't remember since it's been some time since she made them (competition with people who had expensive embroidery machines). Below is the first plushie she made.
I have one of her bat-winged pegasus guards on my bookshelf.
She has since moved to more profitable pastures, making customized blind bag ponies, like Loki or Private Pansy. They tend to sell in the 17 to 30 range, depending on which one.
I have one of her bat-winged pegasus guards on my bookshelf.
She has since moved to more profitable pastures, making customized blind bag ponies, like Loki or Private Pansy. They tend to sell in the 17 to 30 range, depending on which one.
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How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
EXPLOSIVE RUNES!
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Yah, that one is good ^^
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Luna is best pony.
Woona is adowable and Gamer Luna strikes a chord with many people.
Too bad Gamer Luna has to share a site with Princess Molestia . .
Makes recommendating that one to anybody a bit hairy . .
Woona is adowable and Gamer Luna strikes a chord with many people.
Too bad Gamer Luna has to share a site with Princess Molestia . .
Makes recommendating that one to anybody a bit hairy . .
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Yeah, "Ask Princess Molestia" is so disgusting that I had to read the whole thing from the beginning. Twice.
It's a shame that it's so gross most of the time, because there are some REALLY fucking hilarious comics on that site.
Fair warning, it's EXTREMELY rare to find images from that tumblr site that are even THAT close to being work safe. I will not be responsible for your brain bleach bill if you go searching.
It's a shame that it's so gross most of the time, because there are some REALLY fucking hilarious comics on that site.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
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*snickers*
yeah, i went through the whole thing in one sitting too ^^
Cloud-Services and Pegasi do not mix
yeah, i went through the whole thing in one sitting too ^^
Cloud-Services and Pegasi do not mix
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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nope, not going there <.<
also, seems as if there are actually worse ones as of right now . .
and my little dashie seems to be a bit sad too, if the reactions from people are anything to judge on.
also, seems as if there are actually worse ones as of right now . .
and my little dashie seems to be a bit sad too, if the reactions from people are anything to judge on.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nNR5J1h50I
(Note, not really work safe)
On a completely and utterly non-related note, anyone have $140 I can borrow?
(Note, not really work safe)
On a completely and utterly non-related note, anyone have $140 I can borrow?
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
Worse: (fuckable plush, NSFW)
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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That's even worse than the Lyra fuzzy Slippers that the guy only made one of for some reason.
Wait... ewwwwwwwwww
Wait... ewwwwwwwwww
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.