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If women had a penis for one day:
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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A guy sent a deviant artist a letter asking him to stop drawing his fiance in sexual situations, even going so far as to contend that his fiance is not submissive, and would not willingly receive a facial.

The man's fiance is Twilight Sparkle.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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actually, he is asking for somebody else to request he not get such pictures drawn as birthday presents . . which is just a bit more into the wtf territory . .
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Well that too, yes. I'd almost swear it was Count, except he seems more partial to Luna, and I honestly doubt he'd give a shit about people wanking to his imaginary wife...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Why would I ruin it by pretending someone is my wife? Wives are greedy, grasping creatures that require ever-increasing supplies of money and attention to prevent them from taking everything you own.

If I wanted to be married again, I'd damn well BE married again, I have turned down offers before.


And for the record, I like Luna and honestly get really squicked out about the amount of gore and rape clopfics and art with her either as a victim or as the perpetrator, but I don't actually care enough to try to stop someone from enjoying it.
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I just get squicked out by violence and sex being conjoined (beyond just hardcore bdsm, I mean)
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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In that case, what are your thoughts on the newest God of War?
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That website sucks more barrels of cocks than could ever be fully understood by any mortal man or woman.
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@Prak:
That Picture gets baaleeted almost everywhere else i post it to for some reason O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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violence in the media wrote:In that case, what are your thoughts on the newest God of War?
It's vaguely discomforting, but more due to gender imbalance. If you stabbed male characters in the junk too I'd be more ok with it.

@Stahlseele: Which, devart?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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If I were a video game character I'd aim for the man parts at all times, just because it would hurt my opponents something terrible.
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Most video game characters don't have man parts. It's a waste of polygons, no way the developers would even try to render them.
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Prak_Anima wrote:
violence in the media wrote:In that case, what are your thoughts on the newest God of War?
It's vaguely discomforting, but more due to gender imbalance. If you stabbed male characters in the junk too I'd be more ok with it.

@Stahlseele: Which, devart?
The Twilightwife one . .

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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I mentioned needing this in the Mixed Level Party thread, and here it is now:
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I like that one. I've been in moods like that, myself.
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I want to hug her. A lot.
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violence in the media wrote:In that case, what are your thoughts on the newest God of War?
What do you think of my comment on that article on God of War?

http://kotaku.com/5991145/shes-sexy-now ... t=58380933

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When a revenge porn game is so fucked up *I* won't even play it, you know it's messed up.

I'm going to watch the Fluttershy gif until I feel better now...
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it works, even if somebody does not like MLP


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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Don't people realize that the first things a burglar looks for when robbing a place are guns? It's like having a sign that says "I have a big screen TV and a stash of weed hidden in my house!".
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