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Stahlseele
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no they don't.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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RobbyPants
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I don't know if it's the first thing the look for, but from what I've heard, they will specifically target houses if they know they can find drugs and/or guns when no one is there.
I've seen a similar image macro on Facebook, except it's a person putting the sign up in their front yard, pointing out that their neighbor is unarmed.
I've seen a similar image macro on Facebook, except it's a person putting the sign up in their front yard, pointing out that their neighbor is unarmed.
If I were robbing someone, guns would be second only to smart phones on the list of stuff I'd want to steal. As far as dollar value to risk factor, guns are seriously outmatched only by an iPhone that can be hidden in your pocket or maybe a really awesome gaming rig laptop, but those are going to be pretty rare. And that's assuming that you can even fence an iPhone for its full value, when due to their basically requiring a network connection to use I'm not sure if that's true. Either way, advertising that you have a bunch of guns in your house is both a fundamental misunderstanding of how burglary works (you don't do it when there's someone around to give your description to the police, whether they can shoot you on top of it is moot) and pretty much the same as saying "don't you robbers dare come into our state because 1/2 our population keeps at least one bar of solid gold under their mattress!"
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Stahlseele
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i could get behind learning stuff like this.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
@Cham: As I understand it, selling an iphone minus contract is actually pretty profitable, since that increases your market, essentially. There are a bunch of people who'd like an iphone, but don't want the plan. So you stock up on iphones, jailbreak them, and sell them.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Count Arioch the 28th
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Re: Stahlseele's image.
I believe you can send women to Nirvana with penis. I've made women speak in tongues, have out of body experiences, fall unconscious while their dreaming mind went on a vision quest, one woman evacuated her bowels (so glad it wasn't my bed she did it on...)
Either that, or sex with me tends to result in failed SAN checks...
I believe you can send women to Nirvana with penis. I've made women speak in tongues, have out of body experiences, fall unconscious while their dreaming mind went on a vision quest, one woman evacuated her bowels (so glad it wasn't my bed she did it on...)
Either that, or sex with me tends to result in failed SAN checks...
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
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Stahlseele
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
That pun was so bad, I was actually laughing out loud 
Gary Gygax wrote:The player’s path to role-playing mastery begins with a thorough understanding of the rules of the game
Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.
We opened up a car hood and my dog decided she's a mechanic.
edit: rearranged the pictures for the hell of it
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Count Arioch the 28th
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In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
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Stahlseele
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Simple. Put your gun in the hands of a homemade robot that's programed to shoot at moving human silhouettes.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Don't people realize that the first things a burglar looks for when robbing a place are guns? It's like having a sign that says "I have a big screen TV and a stash of weed hidden in my house!".
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How could this possibly go wronghyzmarca wrote:Simple. Put your gun in the hands of a homemade robot that's programed to shoot at moving human silhouettes.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Don't people realize that the first things a burglar looks for when robbing a place are guns? It's like having a sign that says "I have a big screen TV and a stash of weed hidden in my house!".
Indeed. If there's one thing working for the government has taught me, it's that muder robots are always a good idea.sabs wrote:How could this possibly go wronghyzmarca wrote:Simple. Put your gun in the hands of a homemade robot that's programed to shoot at moving human silhouettes.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Don't people realize that the first things a burglar looks for when robbing a place are guns? It's like having a sign that says "I have a big screen TV and a stash of weed hidden in my house!".
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Stahlseele
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Ted the Flayer
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Apparently Dex Starr is not the only animal in the ring corps, I found this on Tumblr:
I now totally want to draw up animals for all the corps.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Avoraciopoctules
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The red button hover thingy is far more accurate than the comic itself.
Gary Gygax wrote:The player’s path to role-playing mastery begins with a thorough understanding of the rules of the game
Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.
