Friendship is Magic

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:32 pm

Is it weird that my first thought upon seeing the sex plush was that is not the right height to fuck and my second was I bet fucking felt feels like the worst thing in the universe. I guess after enough Internet you get used to cartoon ponies being sex objects.

The Fluttershy pillow doesn't even compare to the Rainbow Dash pillow. The pose on the front is pretty tame, but the pose on the back looks like porn, except the artist took out whoever/whatever was fucking RD.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:17 pm

Pseudo Stupidity wrote:Is it weird that my first thought upon seeing the sex plush was that is not the right height to fuck and my second was I bet fucking felt feels like the worst thing in the universe. I guess after enough Internet you get used to cartoon ponies being sex objects.

I actually find it less offensive than using actual living women as sex objects.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:55 pm

It's pretty natural for men to view women as sex objects. Women are totally other things as well, but wanting to have sex with them is fine.

Cartoon ponies, on the other hand, are not the most natural of things to sexualize. Yet here we are.

Anyways, do you think they hid a fleshlight beyond the felt or is it really just fucking felt? I feel so bad for anyone who uses it if it's a felt inside. Then again, I feel bad for anyone using it anyways because life must be tough when you're having sex with a pillow that looks like Twilight Sparkle.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:33 pm

Pseudo Stupidity wrote:... life must be tough when you're having sex with a pillow that looks like Twilight Sparkle.

Lol, that's my new signature.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:41 pm

Dear god, I didn't even realize it was felt. Could be t shirt fabric, I suppose... Which is only better for the person in that it's softer than felt.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:03 am

Although, I would be tempted to get one of the body pillows if I had $140 to set on fire. Partially because I'm a side sleeper and mostly to creep out anyone snooping through my room. Also, a friend pointed out you could hide valuables in it and no one would want to even touch it...

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:16 am

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:35 pm

Ted the Flayer wrote:Although, I would be tempted to get one of the body pillows if I had $140 to set on fire. Partially because I'm a side sleeper and mostly to creep out anyone snooping through my room. Also, a friend pointed out you could hide valuables in it and no one would want to even touch it...

Hah, living in the states it's only $90 for me! Still, is one of those pillows worth almost a day of work? Definitely. I'd have to ask for a less sexual picture though...I just want to say I go to sleep each night spooning Fluttershy. I don't want to be seen as creepy.

Equestria divided looks awesome, though I hate what they did to Rarity

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:53 pm

Stahl: I normally don't like "the gritty reboot" of anything, but that looks cool.

Pseudo: If it wasn't creepy, then it wouldn't be much of a deterrent, would it? Although I would prefer a Luna pillow over Fluttershy, both are equally creepy.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:23 pm

I love my Luna as much as the next guy, but Fluttershy was my first pony love. If she was a person we'd get married, buy a bunny and have adorable nearly-mute babies.

I HAD A BEARD ONCE.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:20 pm

I would totally hug Fluttershy an awful lot if given the opportunity, but Luna is loud and klutzy without meaning to be. I can relate to that.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:17 pm

She does have the best line in the entire show with the whole "ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE" thing.

Time to rewatch that episode.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:48 pm

Luna is a Gamer.
That is enough.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:02 pm

That is, yes. But Rainbow Dash is a tomboy.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:12 pm

Hng, right . .
And Fluttershy is cute.
And Twilight Sparkle is smart.
And Pinkie is crazy fun.
And Applejack is down to earth.

Only Rarity is not really somepony i'd consider friend material . . Even if she does have a cat.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:20 pm

Rarity is the person you're friends with because you know she's generous, and helps her friends out, so you put up with her "better than you" bullshit because of it, and the fact that you know it's not really her fault, she's just socially incompetent.

...holy crap, I thought my friend was Pinkie Pie in human form, but he's really a mix of Pinkie Pie and a less creative Rarity.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:46 pm

I...I like Rarity

She cares about her friends, but she's torn because she loves the high life and her business is based around being part of the high life. The poor pony runs herself ragged trying to please everybody! I feel for that. She doesn't think she's better than everypony, she's just very proper and hates being dirty. I don't remember her ever looking down on anypony, just that she's very socially conscious so she gets conflicted in certain situations.

sabs · Post by **sabs** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:52 pm

This entire thread is highly disturbing.

Carry On.

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:55 pm

My favorite is Pinkie Pie, followed by a tie between Luna & DisQord.

One thing that gets me is that apparently Luna is painfully nocturnal, as exhibited during the Canterlot Wedding.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:17 pm

Pseudo Stupidity wrote:I...I like Rarity

She cares about her friends, but she's torn because she loves the high life and her business is based around being part of the high life. The poor pony runs herself ragged trying to please everybody! I feel for that. She doesn't think she's better than everypony, she's just very proper and hates being dirty. I don't remember her ever looking down on anypony, just that she's very socially conscious so she gets conflicted in certain situations.

She's only looked down on ponies that she is actually better then, like that dick Prince Blueblood (though I may be misremembering ponies). But yeah, I agree. I love that she's an example of the typical "fashion conscious" girls' show character who is actually creative and independent, rather than just following trends.

I actually kind of like Gilda, but then I just like gryphons (comes from growing up with a father whose SCA nickname was Gryphon). Luna's cool, and I don't think it's quite that she's painfully nocturnal, it's just that she is the physical representation of the moon, so she's nocturnal by necessity. I'm sure if someone had actually thought to go get her, she'd be there in a heartbeat, and we would have seen an epic beat down of Chrysalis by Luna.

That said, I actually kind of like Chrysalis, mostly because she was a pretty awesome villain, with a pretty awesome villain song.

I think the only major characters I'm less than fond of are Applejack and Fluttershy, and even then not because I have any actual problem with them, just that they're not personalities that would mesh well with my own.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:37 pm

I think Applejack is the only character in the show who hasn't been given any real flaws, unless I completely missed it.

She's honest, hard-working, always helps when asked and does her best not to inconvenience others.

I guess she's stubborn, but stubborn in a generally good way (no, I don't need help because it's my job!) I don't mind when people are stubborn about being able to do things themselves. I guess I just don't see what her flaw is since her stubbornness has always been a good thing. She wasn't the one to cheat first during her games with Rainbow Dash either, right? It's been a while.

I personally don't like Rainbow Dash all that much, probably because I'm too similar to her (I can fly and have a rainbow mane).

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:14 pm

Apple-Jack is too proud, not just too stubborn.
Applejack: Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. *a-HEM* I didn't learn anythin'! Ha, I was right all along!

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:03 pm

I loved that episode. I love Applejack because her accent is so addictive.

But Pinkie Pie is my favorite. I'm not really quite sure why because I generally hate that personality type, but the show's creators/writers/etc do a pretty good job of not letting her exuberance dip into incompetence. For the most part, Pinkie Pie is competently spastic. I kinda like it.

For style points, I like Zecora. She's just cool.

Of all the ponies, Twilight Sparkle is my least favorite (right now - it changes). She's not a bad character, but she's kind of vanilla. Rainbow Dash is next because she's just this much too one dimensional.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:31 am

As usual, Uncle Dolan has a pretty good summary of that episode:

The Flimflam brothers were freaking awesome though, no one can deny that...

Edit: I used to hate the Cutie Mark Crusaders, to the point where if I realized it was an episode about them, I'd state "And I will see the MLP gang next week".

Hearts and Hooves day won me over though, they were freaking adorable. And Ponyville Confidential is one of my new favorite episodes.

"Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, maybe they dese-I'LL DESTROY HER!"

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:40 pm

MachoPoni: A Prance with Death