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I was going to say, you really can't tell.
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I guess that grass and dirt ruins the old lady's theory. It's just turtles most of the way down.
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RobbyPants wrote:I guess that grass and dirt ruins the old lady's theory. It's just turtles most of the way down.
No, you see: Below the Earth where that turtle stands, there's a bigger turtle...
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So, turtles, but not turtles exclusively, all the way down.
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Of course, Om answered this one.

Those are tortoises. And tortoises stand.

Asking what a turtle stands on, though, is the wrong question to ask, because turtles swim.
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This is the greatest thread in human history, let it be said.
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I've done this, albeit not in a classroom...
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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I think the US one was the funniest, cause it's the truest.

Also, why are some shiny, and others not?
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Well, the Gyarados is a red asian-style dragon
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--The horror of Mario

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The shiny-ness is just to fit the countries. The Jamaica one is basically one big pot joke, so the shiny tangrowth is used because it's a more vibrant, pot-like green.
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Reminds me of ISAM's Wheel of Time Abridged
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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