From the Depths of Wikipedia

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:27 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_ins ... ted_States

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:06 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_gland_sauce

nockermensch · Post by **nockermensch** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:31 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strepsiptera
Body horror is always better when it's true.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:43 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scouse_the_Mouse

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:13 pm

ssbwiki.com

Super Smash Bros. 5 was announced. Sakurai shortly assassinated by the Melee Conspiracy. Riots broke out with Brawl, Smash 4, Smash 5 and even Smash 64 fans against Melee fans, although all the fans of the five games eventually teamed up to fight a bigger threat, Project M Social Darwinists

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http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_(film)

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:28 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadacol

Zaranthan · Post by **Zaranthan** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:54 pm

Shrapnel wrote:http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_(film)

Well, it's not Uwe Boll, so it's got a chance.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:47 pm

Zaranthan wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_(film)
Well, it's not Uwe Boll, so it's got a chance.

Nor Rocky Morton and whatserface. I can't wait to see it next summer.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:57 am

Shrapnel wrote:
Zaranthan wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_(film)
Well, it's not Uwe Boll, so it's got a chance.
Nor Rocky Morton and whatserface. I can't wait to see it next summer.

Nintendo Cinematic Universe wrote:In the past, the legendary warrior Mario, along with his resentful brother Luigi, has protected the Mushroom Kingdom from the vicious assaults of their enemies, chief among them the Turtle Tribe. However, an incident causes Mario to fall out of favor with Princess Peach, the kingdom's ruler. He is banished from the kingdom and sent down a pipe, which transports him to a city called Brooklyn in a strange world. Mario finds that he can no longer use his Mushroom Kingdom power-ups in this world, leaving him as a normal human. While getting accustomed to his new surroundings, Mario makes friends with a young archeologist named Daisy and her small team. However, back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi, still jealous of his brother, sets in motion a plan to take over the Mushroom Kingdom while also seeking to destroy Mario once and for all.

It's basically Thor. And by basically, I mean Thor with a mustache and Odin with boobs.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:22 am

That's weird that they make luigi a villain instead of one of the many villains available.

I guess they saw this and ran with it.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:36 am

I mean, the idea of Luigi resenting the shadow of Mario is a really old one... that's why the Mario and Luigi/Thor and Loki meme has so much traction.

erik · Post by **erik** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:06 pm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_swallower

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:02 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flora

erik · Post by **erik** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:18 pm

I hope that's a stage name or Bond girl.

phlapjackage · Post by **phlapjackage** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:05 am

I'm not trying to pile-on Mississippi right now, but reddit had this on the front page and I thought it was pertinent to discussions that are going on in other threads:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 8:42 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bona_Dea

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:57 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus_cat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burkhanism

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:15 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ledger_stone

SlyJohnny · Post by **SlyJohnny** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 1:58 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypoalges ... f_swearing

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:36 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_bun

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:17 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C5%ABkend%C5%8D

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:15 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_sword

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:58 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beating_heart_cadaver

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:17 pm

Ancient History wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_sword

That article wrote:The Mughals also known to replace put on some Tusk swords on the War Elephant Tusks which reinforced by kinds of bangles made in steel or precious metal as brass or gold, replacing the original Tusk in process. And that is terrible it's to fix on each end of these Tucks a huge Sword having a wavy blade like those of a giant Kriss, forged in welded steel.

What the hell is going on there?

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:29 pm

Not sure if it's someone editing English Wikipedia who speaks English as a second language or if a schizophrenic is using a wiki as platform for their word salad. Seems like it's mostly accurate, which would normally imply the latter, but the way the vocabulary is pretty advanced but the syntax is nearly unparseable reminds me strongly of the latter.