4e Verisimilitude

[Koumei]

The Gorynych, a Russian dragon, first subdued by the hero Dobrynya with a hat (!) and later killed with a whip (!!)

I know I quoted this before. But you see, I'm still bored with the current argument, glad it seems to have died, and, in jest, made some additions to my major magic items:

http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?p=48694#48694

Also, this is officially my 1,337th post. There you go, CeilingCat, I am now L337.