Wow. Tussock, you are just terrible. I'll get the "you're still dumb and here's why" out of the way, then respond to one of the most infuriating stupidities you've dropped so far because I feel the need to correct it, even if it is unrelated.
Tussock wrote:Time (nearly) doesn't pass at home until you pop back down to stopped again. If that's not infinite speed, what is?
Definitionally, when the magnitude of your four-vector is equal to infinity. The magnitude of your four-vector is not infinity in this case. You are doing exactly the same thing I just accused you of earlier; you are trying to use an individual's clock to measure velocity, when that is an inherently flawed premise you are bringing from classical physics into a discussion about special relativity.
Tussock wrote:Nearly there, but there is no movement through space. I'm no more moving past the stars than they are moving past me. While they're moving past me it's their clocks that are stopped, not mine.
You are combining Newtonian concepts of space and time with special relativity to create a heap of stupid. Exactly like everything else you have done, and exactly what I just called you on. Just with space instead of velocity this time. God damnit.
I want to start off by saying: neither space nor motion is the property of an individual object. 10 meters to your left is not something that actually exists, and moving 10m/s to your left is not something that actually exists. Those are both simplifications which are only possible because when you say them, there is a commonly understood reference frame (the static environment around us). Space and motion are equally relative things.
So when you say "x is moving with respect to y is the same as y moving with respect to x", that's correct, but you apparently don't understand why; the reason why is because motion is inherently relative and choosing a reference frame is something physicists do to make physics tractable. The reality is that motion is a two-argument operator, i.e. velocity(x,y)=50. Both objects are moving. With respect to eachother. Choosing to observe the motion from the perspective of one is a simplification, but both objects are "in motion" because
motion takes two to tango.
Space is the exact same way. When someone is moving through space, they are not moving through an objective thing which objectively exists. What they are actually doing is contracting or expanding the space (spacetime, really) between them and some other object. I.e. distance(x,y,t=0) =/= distance(x,y,t=1). Space also takes two to tango. There's a reason spacetime doesn't really make sense outside the context of the universe/big bang; because spacetime is just a description of the relationships between the particles of the universe as they currently stand.
What you just said, in all it's stupid glory, is that
"velocity can't change the relationship (space) between two objects because velocity can only be measured by how it changes the relationship between two objects."
You and I are 100% done. That is a level of incomprehensibility I am not equipped to tackle.