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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:26 pm
by Count Arioch the 28th
I am due for an equipment upgrade for my phone this month. I am looking for the Convoy 2. If I get it at work with a contract renewal? $0.97. If I get it from Verizon, it's $150, but get a $50 mail-in rebate. I think I might try to get it where I work instead.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:16 am
by Maj
Freelancing for people in the UK is awesome. Ess has a new regular client in the UK who is not only willing to pay more per word than Ess' normal pay rate, but he pays in pounds. All told, Ess makes more than twice as much on the new client's projects. And one of those projects is ghostwriting a book. I smell Christmas money!!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:13 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
Spoiler because this is entirely TMFI, and I don't want anyone to see it unless they really want to read about something very personal to me...

I was told that losing weight makes your penis larger.

It is entirely true.

That sucks, because it's already too large to reasonably be used for intercourse already. But I'm tired of being a fat bastard and want to be a regular bastard for a while.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:40 am
by Prak
You mean my dick could be even bigger? Damn, once I lose some weight, you and go on the road as "Two Big Dicks. (oh, and they have large phalluses too)."

That said... I got nothing. I'm sure you already know about positions that minimize penetrating length, but there's only so much that can be done. I suggest looking for magic lamps.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:48 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
All I need is some practice. It's just hard to find willing partners in this area unless you have a big pick-up truck with giant tires and a sticker of Calvin peeing on the Obama logo. Truck balls optional.

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:40 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
I just learned that I'm the bass player in a thrash metal band...

http://www.myspace.com/misotheist666metal

Also, in 2006 I stopped playing bass and moved to "bestial vomit command", according to the bio.

Dammit, I've been using the handle "Count Arioch" for close to 20 years and some fartknocker stole it! I must fund find this butthole that stole my identity...

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:36 am
by Prak
With what money, count? Any money you could give to some mentally stunted thrash metal player you could use to get out of the area where the prerequisites to getting sex is "Be white trash"

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:38 am
by Dr_Noface
I think he meant "find".

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:44 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
Dr_Noface wrote:I think he meant "find".
Indeed I did. I'm exhausted after moving all my furniture out of the apartment, and my already shaky manual dexterity takes a crap dive when I'm tired.

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:59 am
by Prak
Dr_Noface wrote:I think he meant "find".
Sure, my way was funnier, though.

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:45 am
by Cynic
Misotheism is the "hatred of God" or "hatred of the gods" (wiki)

When I first read the word misotheism, the first thing that came to mind was "Worship of Miso soup." I mean, shit, I could totally switch from Atheism to Misotheism then.

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:00 am
by Prak
Hey, I keep thinking of Appatheism when Apatheism comes up, so, the worship of a six legged magical sky bison. I could totally be an Appatheist.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:00 am
by Maj
David Hasselhoff sings the theme song to the kids' TV show Kipper the Dog (which is, by the way, one of the stupidest theme songs I've ever heard).

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:30 am
by Maj
I found out about Piet {Mostly OK (Brainfuck), Art, Badass, Programming Language} today, and I must say, if programming were more like this, I would have been way more interested in sticking with it.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:36 am
by Maj
The story of "dord" (density) {OK, Dictionary, 1930s}.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:05 am
by Starmaker
Oldie but goodie:
Britannica wrote:Poisson’s spot, also called Arago’s spot, diffraction pattern produced by a small spherical object in the path of parallel light rays. French physicist Augustin-Jean Fresnel presented much of his work on diffraction as an entry to a competition on the subject sponsored by the French Academy of Sciences in 1818. The committee of judges included a number of prominent advocates of Isaac Newton’s corpuscular model of light, one of whom, Siméon-Denis Poisson, pointed out that Fresnel’s model predicted a seemingly absurd result: If a parallel beam of light falls on a small spherical obstacle, there will be a bright spot at the centre of the circular shadow—a spot nearly as bright as if the obstacle were not there at all. An experiment was subsequently performed by the French physicist François Arago, and Poisson’s spot was seen, vindicating Fresnel and giving support for the wave model of light.
TL;DR version:
Fresnel makes a presentation on wave theory.
The Academy of Sciences, including Poisson, think wave theory is bullshit.
Poisson says there should be a white spot in the center of a shadow cast by a disk/spherical object, which is supposedly ricockulous.
Arago says, "Let's check it dudes."
There's a white spot, bricks are shat, wave theory is acknowledged, ???, PROGRESS.
The white spot is named after Poisson.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:53 pm
by Maxus
I found out about the "Diabolus in Musica" today.

Yes, I know. At 25 years old. Music is a gap in my education, shuttup.

To quote:
Diabolus in Musica means "The Devil in Music". In medieval times, high clergymen had a habit of debating esoteric theological themes - such as "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?". They applied their mental machinations to music, too, and one of the ideas they came up with was that there was a true representation, in music, of the Holy Trinity. It was, of course, the musical interval produced by adding three pure tones - representing the Three in One. What you get if you try it is the interval of the augmented fourth, or tritone. Try it on a piano, if you like. Play a C and an F sharp together. To the modern ear, it's not a nice sound. OK to produce a passing scrunch in jazz, but not something you'd want to hear repeatedly unless you were watching a horror film.

The medieval ear was used to hearing perfect fourths and perfect fifths - and perfectly in tune, too, unlike the modern equal-tempered scale. The augmented fourth, being half-way between the two most common pure intervals, was about the worst discord imaginable. So this idea about the representation of the Trinity was a nice thought, but it doesn't work, so let's forget it. Oh no. It fitted in with Plato, notions of the Harmony of the Spheres, and other esoterica. The theory had to be right. There was something sour and evil lurking at the heart of music itself. What had happened was that when the rules of harmony were laid down at the creation of the Universe, Satan had crept in and corrupted the image of the Trinity.

The tritone was therefore labelled "Diabolus in Musica", and comprehensively banned from church music.
Most Christian mythology and related ideas have always struck me as fairly weak, but that bolded part is downright Lovecraftian-level creepy.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:45 pm
by Guyr Adamantine
Maxus wrote:I found out about the "Diabolus in Musica" today.

Yes, I know. At 25 years old. Music is a gap in my education, shuttup.

To quote:
Diabolus in Musica means "The Devil in Music". In medieval times, high clergymen had a habit of debating esoteric theological themes - such as "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?". They applied their mental machinations to music, too, and one of the ideas they came up with was that there was a true representation, in music, of the Holy Trinity. It was, of course, the musical interval produced by adding three pure tones - representing the Three in One. What you get if you try it is the interval of the augmented fourth, or tritone. Try it on a piano, if you like. Play a C and an F sharp together. To the modern ear, it's not a nice sound. OK to produce a passing scrunch in jazz, but not something you'd want to hear repeatedly unless you were watching a horror film.

The medieval ear was used to hearing perfect fourths and perfect fifths - and perfectly in tune, too, unlike the modern equal-tempered scale. The augmented fourth, being half-way between the two most common pure intervals, was about the worst discord imaginable. So this idea about the representation of the Trinity was a nice thought, but it doesn't work, so let's forget it. Oh no. It fitted in with Plato, notions of the Harmony of the Spheres, and other esoterica. The theory had to be right. There was something sour and evil lurking at the heart of music itself. What had happened was that when the rules of harmony were laid down at the creation of the Universe, Satan had crept in and corrupted the image of the Trinity.

The tritone was therefore labelled "Diabolus in Musica", and comprehensively banned from church music.
Most Christian mythology and related ideas have always struck me as fairly weak, but that bolded part is downright Lovecraftian-level creepy.
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Soul Music, anyone?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:50 pm
by Ancient History
This is also the basic mythology behind Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings, which the Professor of course was aware of.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:05 pm
by sabs
Well, the Lord of the Rings is incredibly Christian. It takes the Christian Myths and puts a glossy fantasy spin on them.

It's extra obvious when you read the Sirmillion. Which is basically just a renamed Christian Creation Myth telling.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:09 pm
by mean_liar
That's the point behind the opening chords of Black Sabbath.

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:54 pm
by Maxus
I told a musically-inclined friend about the DiM. He immediately tried it on some MP3's, says it's a good quick-and-easy way to get a "Devil voice" effect and then applied the shift to one of the Charlie Sheen "winning" songs.

Which I'm listening to now.

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:29 am
by Maj
I learned today that Korea learned about curry from Japan, who learned about it from the British, who got it from India.

I'm not sure why that blew my mind, but it did.

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:30 pm
by Shrapnel
And it tastes bad no matter where it is.

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:39 pm
by Maj
Given the sheer number of different types of curry, how is that even possible??!