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name_here wrote:Training harder gives them bonus special abilities, so they can channel holy fire through their fists 4/day or spend Ki points to do so. It does not let them punch holes in armor more easily all by itself. So if you can get +1 to your fists from training, it's limited duration. they don't get +1 flaming hands with larger dice from leveling up, that's unbalancing. they get them from magic weapons that bascially enhance punching people. they aren't restriced from displaying weapons like the inventors of martial arts were, so they have no good reason to hide their combat power.
Actually, if you train yourself to hit through armor, after a long enough time, you will get better at hitting through armor. That's just how it works. Your fists get tougher, and you get stronger. Please also remember that while DnD is close to the real world, it is not in fact bound by the same laws of physics, and so it is quite possible that you could in fact wind up punching through armor if you tried hard and long enough.

The problem here is that when people think "monk," they think "real world Shaolin Kung-Fu Master." I'm not denying he would wipe the floor with me, but in DnD he's maybe third or fourth level. They need to be thinking "DBZ," as much as some people might hate that archetype.

Slightly more on topic, Monte Cook (I know, I know) had a feat in Arcana Evolved that allowed you to literally enhance your fists (you dipped them in boiling water and then magic components or some shit like that). I'm sure that if people are so determined to keep the sucktastic 3.x monk, something like this wouldn't go far wrong.
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I just have monster characters dip their natural weapons in Baatorian Green Steel (+1 damage that stacks with enhancement bonuses, costs 1K, counts as masterwork) then get them enhanced like any other masterwork weapon.
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Koumei wrote:I just have monster characters dip their natural weapons in Baatorian Green Steel (+1 damage that stacks with enhancement bonuses, costs 1K, counts as masterwork) then get them enhanced like any other masterwork weapon.
You also have your minotaurs dip their cocks in gold.
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No I don't, that was someone else's idea. I don't play minotaurs, and rarely would I play a character who had a cock for that matter.
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I'm aware. About the first, at least.

It was mostly a joke about the whole Tome-esque Improved Natural Weapon feat mess. Whatever became of that, anyway?
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Aktariel wrote:Whatever became of that, anyway?
As you said: a mess.

Besides, my creative power has recently been focused on recreating Pokemon as D&D monsters, and making a character for a game.
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Pity. I'd love to see a finalized outcome. I'm more of a writer than a mechanic, unfortunately.

I might take a couple of stabs at it at some point.
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Koumei wrote:No I don't, that was someone else's idea. I don't play minotaurs, and rarely would I play a character who had a cock for that matter.
Every character I've ever played has had a cock. Even the female ones.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote: Every character I've ever played has had a cock. Even the female ones.
I am horrified yet intrigued at the same time. It's like a train wreck.

I am now tempted to play a character who owns a pet rooster. A black one. Larger than normal.
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Koumei wrote:
Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote: Every character I've ever played has had a cock. Even the female ones.
I am horrified yet intrigued at the same time. It's like a train wreck.

I am now tempted to play a character who owns a pet rooster. A black one. Larger than normal.
I'm tempted to play some kind of demonic or cybernetic futa with serious gender-role warping behaviors.
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sigma999 wrote:
I'm tempted to play some kind of demonic or cybernetic futa with serious gender-role warping behaviors.
Finally! A use for the alienist prc.
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Koumei wrote:
Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote: Every character I've ever played has had a cock. Even the female ones.
I am horrified yet intrigued at the same time. It's like a train wreck.

I am now tempted to play a character who owns a pet rooster. A black one. Larger than normal.
Maybe add the Titanic template at high levels and take it as a cohort. Convince the whole party to use it for transportation. Post pics.
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sigma999 wrote:I'm tempted to play some kind of demonic or cybernetic futa with serious gender-role warping behaviors.
Why?
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Cielingcat wrote:
sigma999 wrote:I'm tempted to play some kind of demonic or cybernetic futa with serious gender-role warping behaviors.
Why?
Did you have to ask him? I mean, there's a good chance he might actually answer, and I don't think anyone wants that.
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That is a good point.
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When the hell did 'futa' become an actual noun? (or at least an internet one).
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You don't wanna know.

I still can't tell whether I should be flattered or creeped out by it.
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Voss wrote:When the hell did 'futa' become an actual noun? (or at least an internet one).
about 10 minutes after /d/ was created...
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Maxus wrote: Did you have to ask him? I mean, there's a good chance he might actually answer, and I don't think anyone wants that.
Hmm... I'll let you work that out yourselves.
But keep in mind that it is a role playing game, and there are roles that I have yet to play.
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I have yet to play the role of a brick, nor do I ever want to. If this makes me a bad roleplayer, so be it, but I will still be able to say I have never played a demon/robot futa.
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Why do I know if I google for futa my head will explode?

Edit: Okay page 1 is about some federal unemployment program, and then I chickened out.
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Futa Cow is one of the Pedopals. You honestly don't want to know:

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Hetero Dog
Hetero? Now that is just disgusting. I thought we had some moral limits here ;)
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Just a clarification: Slowpoke is NOT a fetish. Usually.

He's what a channer posts, usually in caricature appropriate to context, after someone took too long to respond to a post or topic.
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Statistically speaking, Slowpoke is someone's fetish.

I think it was simply included because everything gets turned into Slowpoke in the end (see: Beholders, every single 40K army, vehicles...)
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