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Dr_Noface · Post by **Dr_Noface** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:41 pm

twin post

JigokuBosatsu · Post by **JigokuBosatsu** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:33 pm

Almost all of my celebrity stories involve the celebrity in question barfing.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:22 am

All of my celebrity stories (all two one of them) involve me creeping out David Willis at BotCon.

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:10 pm

Dr_Noface wrote:did you have sex with any of these people? thats the only thing i care about

Four. I'm not saying who.

EDIT: Scratch that, it's four not three, I updated the list after much searching of old notes and texts from years past.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:40 pm

Does porn and fantasies about Jessica Alba and Phyllis Schlafly count?

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:45 pm

Each on their own turn or both at the same time?

It's no Bea Arthur, but whatever.

Dr_Noface · Post by **Dr_Noface** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:45 pm

do you work in showbiz or are you just a super chill dude with sweet hookups

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:23 pm

Dr_Noface wrote:do you work in showbiz or are you just a super chill dude with sweet hookups

I was hired as a script writer back in 2010 while working for other jobs. It eventually led to a kind of co-creator for short films, which there are many in "the biz" that never make it to full film, but do get passed around between directors, actors, writers, and others in the loop.
I wish there was a market for these shorts other than crap like "Movie 43" but it might take time before such a thing catches on. When people go to see a movie, they want A MOVIE and not a series of little 5 minute skits, no matter how funny they are.

As far as the meetups I've had it began as favors and gifts from a friend with connections that eventually led to bigger social circles. As my friend demonstrated by rolling a ball, "Notice how the ball keeps rolling long after I started it".
I've been out of the loop for about a year and a half now due to a kind of probation for crimes I committed years ago, but when I get back to those same social circles I will once again resume working in film.

Two notable films I was working on were the upcoming "Abara" live action adaptation based on the Japanese comic, and a kind of conspiracy-action film called "Guntrigger". I'm not sure of the success of either in the long run but Guntrigger has been in production since 2010 and is for the most part complete. It might be released this year, but Abara is in the drafts and features starts such as Mila Kunis as lead roles. I think Josh Hartnett is in there too but it's been a while since I was part of that.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:24 pm

Dr_Noface wrote:do you work in showbiz or are you just a super chill dude with sweet hookups

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:52 pm

sigma999 wrote:When people go to see a movie, they want A MOVIE and not a series of little 5 minute skits, no matter how funny they are.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162854/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092546/

etc.

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:20 am

sigma999 wrote:
Dr_Noface wrote:did you have sex with any of these people? thats the only thing i care about
Four. I'm not saying who.

sigma999 wrote: Actors such as Kiefer Sutherland expressed interest in voice acting for a character

JonSetanta · Post by **JonSetanta** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:12 pm

fectin wrote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162854/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092546/

etc.

Huh. Those are new to me. I'll check it out.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:42 am

How do you talk to someone without meeting them?

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:08 pm

Over the phone?

Korgan0 · Post by **Korgan0** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:29 pm

My father's on good terms with Arnold Schwarzenegger and was on good terms with Steve Jobs, and I once missed out on meeting Leonardo DiCaprio by ten minutes or so.