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DSMatticus wrote: But what I don't actually get is... why Chris Kyle? Shooting dozens of "looters" from the rooftops of New Orleans would not put you amongst society's defenders, it would put you amongst society's mass murderers. Lying about shooting "looters" from the rooftops of New Orleans does not make you a brave vigilante, it makes you a lying braggart who is desperate to have everyone around you acknowledge how totally badass you are. You can't beat your dick to Chris Kyle's heroism, because in Chris Kyle's fantasies he is a villain. You can't beat your dick to Chris Kyle's "manliness", because attention-whoring with a bunch of lies about how your life is an action film is straight-up pathetic. I seriously don't fucking get it. Is Robert Lee Yates one of those brave sheepdog? Is Manuel Pardo? Daniel Pantaleo? George Zimmerman? What, exactly, makes your manpanties drop? Is it the uniforms? Is it vigilantism? Is it murdering the underprivileged? Or is it - and I think it is - a shallow infatuation with the bravado?
There's this segment of the population, usually extremely conservative, that would think anyone shooting 'looters' from the roof of the Superdome would be a hero. Tea Party types, really. The ones who get stiffies about the idea of a government shutdown. So I suppose it's aimed at him.

And now anyone who talks about the Kyle's lying lies, will be disbelieved because they want to believe that he's a Troo Conservative Hero, and that Obama's an atheist muslim communist antichrist, and that All Government Is Bad and all.
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I don't suppose there's a convenient source for the things people have mentioned about Chris Kyle that I can link to when other people talk about American Sniper, is there?
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Here is a Salon article if you need a short and readable listing of the problems with the movie and guy.
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Cool, thank you.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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