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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Wonder what the critters out of Lovecraft stories look like? Well, this site has some high quality art depicting them in all their bizarre, sanity-destroying glory. A few choice examples spoilered below.


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Not precisely an image macro, but tumblr just made me aware of this book:

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This magical book tells the story of the Unicorns and Pegasus. In their own words, these beings reveal where they went, the purpose of their golden shoes and the sacred mission they undertook for the Mother of All Creation. This book also includes The People of Mer. They reveal their history, as well as their own secrets of magic. The book give details of the social life of Giants who have been in the newly accessed reality within the Inner Earth for 12,000 years.
There is just absolutely so fucking much wrong with this...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I need that book. Specifically, I know people who would pretty much explode from sheer nerdrage at it, which means I am obligated to buy it for them as a gift.
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This looks like someone was trying to cash in on Bronies and completely missed the point.
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Nope, it's from '07. Someone just recognized that fluffy bunny wiccans and new agers eat up anything mythic and native american.
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It's in it's third edition!
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Maj wrote:It's in it's third edition!
So is it d20 compatible?
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Prak_Anima wrote:Not precisely an image macro, but tumblr just made me aware of this book:

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This magical book tells the story of the Unicorns and Pegasus. In their own words, these beings reveal where they went, the purpose of their golden shoes and the sacred mission they undertook for the Mother of All Creation. This book also includes The People of Mer. They reveal their history, as well as their own secrets of magic. The book give details of the social life of Giants who have been in the newly accessed reality within the Inner Earth for 12,000 years.
There is just absolutely so fucking much wrong with this...
Is there a chapter on coming inside?
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Perfect movie for Shrapnel
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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One the one hand, I want to say "YES."

But on the other hand...this. And these.


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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Shrapnel wrote: Stupid fans and Japs ruining everything.
Did you genuinely just use the term "Jap" in reference to people?
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Avoraciopoctules wrote:Animated GIF, mildly NSFW
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Ah, yeah the xbox one was delayed because of kinect language recognition issues. So a year later they are releasing it without the kinect :confused:
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Blicero wrote:
Shrapnel wrote: Stupid fans and Japs ruining everything.
Did you genuinely just use the term "Jap" in reference to people?
Did you genuinely not get sarcasm?
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10 points for riding the tiny bike, -3 each for not doing the loop or eating the bike at the end.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Apparently we're all rapists of Jesus. WELP.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Anytime you have sex, you have sex with Jesus.

I wish I was surprised.

Fridge Logic: What about masturbation, are you jacking Jesus off? Gay sex? Do orgies include Jesus multiple times? What position is Jesus in relative to the other participants?
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Welcome, to IronHell.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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